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February 09, 2005
Fun Trivia
Posted by Frank J. at 08:59 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (15)

What's the penalty for homosexuality in Iran?

Five laps around the soccer field.

Rating: 3.5/5 (1 vote cast)

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15 Responses To "Fun Trivia"

XD Frank, I didn't know you were such a bigot...

... Good work!

(***st!)

#1 - Posted by: Tim on February 9, 2005 09:04 AM

I don't get it, no amputations?

#2 - Posted by: on February 9, 2005 09:23 AM

I'm under the impression that it's a bit more severe for lezbotronix. Somethink like being hung from an industrial crane in the middle of town.

#3 - Posted by: Sticky B on February 9, 2005 09:28 AM

The kind of laps you run or the other kind of laps?

#4 - Posted by: toad on February 9, 2005 09:47 AM

I figured it was gonna be they make you get your crap packed and leave lickity split.

#5 - Posted by: spacemonkey on February 9, 2005 10:00 AM

You people are dense!

He's making fun of people who play soccer.

When you have to explain it, it just loses something.

#6 - Posted by: Undercover Hippie on February 9, 2005 11:05 AM

oh dear, have we been infiltrated by bad-spelling PETA zealots so that even "fir" is a bad word?

#7 - Posted by: otherkatie on February 9, 2005 11:14 AM

What is the punishment for Bisexuality? 2.5 laps in each direction?

#8 - Posted by: Chris on February 9, 2005 11:22 AM

Soccer rules... I propose we have a battle between soccer supporters and American football fans, and see what the outcome is...

#9 - Posted by: me on February 9, 2005 12:06 PM

Um Frank,

Where is today's Bible update?

I read the rest of Genesis and well into Exodus last night in order to be prepared for today's Bible Lesson.

Don't tell me I read the Bible for nothing!

I mean that book is soooo preachy. Everyone is a sinner. Well except, that one guy.

#10 - Posted by: Bible Update Please??? on February 9, 2005 12:06 PM

in a fight between soccer fans and football fans, the football fans would win because they are allowed to have guns and most of the soccer-loving countries are not allowed to.

Now, if soccer fans fought Aquaman, I don't know. Aquaman would probably just lure the rabid soccer fans out into the ocean where they would drown while still trying kill him.

#11 - Posted by: Chris on February 9, 2005 12:15 PM

Heh, that reminds me of something from Stargate Atlantis. After some kind of stick-fighting practice with that alien woman:
"If this were a real fight I -"
"If this were a real fight I would have shot you already!"

#12 - Posted by: Smith on February 9, 2005 12:39 PM

And here I thought the penalty was to be forced to get the same haircut as David Beckham. Shows what I know!

#13 - Posted by: AWG on February 9, 2005 02:48 PM

Ah. Now I know why Sullivan will spend part of his beg-a-thon funded vacation in the middle east.

#14 - Posted by: SCSIwuzzy on February 9, 2005 09:52 PM

And here I thought the penalty was not being able to appreciate an attractive woman. Who knew?

#15 - Posted by: Alsadius on February 11, 2005 06:53 PM
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