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February 09, 2005
23 Responses To "The Terror Is Over"
The year of the Chicken, however, has just begun . . . #1 - Posted by: oddybobo on February 9, 2005 04:01 PMHuh...according to the placemat at the Mandarin Restaurant I went to on Sunday, I was born in the year of the Monkey. It just means you're always suspect to us, Laura. #3 - Posted by: Frank J. on February 9, 2005 04:08 PMYes, this is the year of the Dragon. I am a Dragon btw. RAAARRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr #4 - Posted by: Cincinnati_Bob on February 9, 2005 04:35 PMDon't fall for it Frank. They're just trying to make you lower your guard. #5 - Posted by: Ikkonoishi on February 9, 2005 04:36 PMSure, the year of the monkey has ended Frank, but will you be prepared for the year of the Ninja whenever it is?(my placemat didnt say ninja in English, but since i dont read chinese i assume that it was hidden from me). #6 - Posted by: humanoverlord on February 9, 2005 04:42 PMWha...? The year of monkey's over? Then what was that turd on the hood of my car!? #7 - Posted by: Jack on February 9, 2005 05:29 PMJack, Anyone know where they actually came up with what animals would represent what year?? I mean where is the year of the cow?!? Are Cows not high enough up in the animal hierarchy ladder to have a year? At what status does one gain the prestige of a year? Do the lions, being the “king,” get to decide on what animals get a year? What if no one animal gains the majority of the popular vote, does it then go to a form of an electoral voting system??? #9 - Posted by: LiquidGenius on February 9, 2005 05:45 PMFrank, yeah frank u r such a sweet talker swoon flutter #11 - Posted by: mott the hoople on February 9, 2005 06:22 PMI'm keeping my MAS up at orange. Who knows - those monkey ninjas could be planning a strike to overthrow the year of the chicken/rooster. Be forewarned. On a completely unrelated note, a mysterious prophecy once said that 2008 will be known as "The Year of the Blended Puppy". By the time this occurs, we shall all know why. #13 - Posted by: Mitsurugi Babaganoosh on February 9, 2005 07:16 PMWell, I guess this parody kinda works... SHOCK THE MONKEY! Cover me when I run for office Fox the foxnews Iraq society turning Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey Cover me, when I blog DNC at stake Shock! - watch the monkey get hurt, monkey Shock the monkey Want to see the end of the world? Go to HA! Over? It's NEVER over! Release the FLYING monkeys! Bwah-hahahahahahaaaaaaaa...-cough-... ha. #16 - Posted by: Infidel Castrol on February 9, 2005 08:56 PMYear of the dragon? I thought this was the year of the cock! #18 - Posted by: Gahrie on February 9, 2005 11:46 PMIt happens every year. There must be thousands of people still writing "Year of the Monkey" on their checks. #19 - Posted by: Ernie G on February 10, 2005 08:42 AMIts the year of the Rooster to be exact, and there is a year of the cow we call it the Ox or the Bull or the Buffalo but its still a bovine. #20 - Posted by: oddybobo on February 10, 2005 09:06 AMThe year of these monkeys and roosters, etc. is in this particular order because that's the order they were in when they got off Noah's Ark. #21 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on February 10, 2005 09:44 AMgood one Ernie! My gf prefers to call it the year of the Cock. Then she reminds me it's my year. There's a message in there somewhere for sure. Wish she'd just give me a fortune cookie instead. #23 - Posted by: krakatoa on February 11, 2005 08:01 AMPost a comment
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