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February 11, 2005
IMAO EXCLUSIVE!!! MORE SHOCKING THINGS ABOUT NORTH KOREA!!!
North Korea has a nuclear bomb! Holy sh... Wait, I thought we already knew that. Well, everyone else is acting surprised since the announcement and I don't want to be left out. Well, here are even more shocking things about North Korea that IMAO attained at great expense. SHOCKING NEW INFO ABOUT NORTH KOREA!!! MUST CREDIT IMAO!!! * It's really more accurately North-Northwest Korea. * Their leader's hair is poofy. * Very poofy. * I mean weapons grade poofy. * North Korea, unlike America, has no epidemic obesity problem. * Instead, they have more of an "unintentional anorexia" problem. * While they will eat cooked dog, they think it's sick to put a puppy in a blender. * Oh! So poofy! * While acting all belligerent when being placed in the "Axis of Evil" by President Bush, their feelings were hurt more than anything else. * All the mines in the DMZ were cleared out years ago and they just don't know it. * Their Secretary of Treasury is really a monkey. * And he's doing the best he can considering the economic situation. * His best involves lots of poo flinging. * There is a secret group of dissidents in North Korea that wish their leader’s hair wasn't quite so poofy. * Even though technically atheist, they have claimed to be offended by the "Frank Reads the Bible" posts. * Poofy! ALL VERY SHOCKING!!! MUST CREDIT IMAO!!! 20 Responses To "IMAO EXCLUSIVE!!! MORE SHOCKING THINGS ABOUT NORTH KOREA!!!"
"Unintentional anorexia" Where do you come up with this stuff? oh, yeah. First! #1 - Posted by: prolix on February 11, 2005 08:52 AMweapons grade poo throwing. aren't they forced to happy dance when they see anyone with poofy hair? #2 - Posted by: on February 11, 2005 09:01 AMHey Frank, I bought the christmas cd and when it didn't arrive by 12/28, I called that company and they ended up shipping me a new one that I got around the new year. Yestersay, I received a second copy that was postmarked 12/20, so now I got 2 copies. Can I return one and get my money back? #3 - Posted by: guttrhead on February 11, 2005 09:02 AMthe saddest thing i ever heard was when a north korean refugee was working in china and all he ever dreamed of doing was being able to earn enough money to buy his parents some corn. not meat that was too big a dream just corn. I hope their poofy hair leader dies of explosive diarhea #4 - Posted by: Tim on February 11, 2005 09:03 AMFrank! Stop offending crazy, poofy-haired, nuke-making, North-Northwest Korean Psychopaths! Don't your that look in the poofy one's eyes? He is like their Rumsfeld Strangler. #5 - Posted by: Chris on February 11, 2005 09:13 AMso poofy #6 - Posted by: urban on February 11, 2005 09:26 AMug...me...can't...type "Don't YOU SEE that look..." #7 - Posted by: Chris on February 11, 2005 09:32 AMTheir Secretary of Treasury is really a monkey Dangit Frank! You just revealed the identity of one of our best Imperial operatives... #8 - Posted by: Darth Monkeybone on February 11, 2005 09:38 AMYou didn't even spoof the fact that he wears ladies guchies and shoes. Goes nicely with his poofy hair! #9 - Posted by: oddybobo on February 11, 2005 09:51 AMDid anyone see the front picture on lucianne.com this morning? He really looks like the Rumsfield Strangler. He has that look in his eye. #10 - Posted by: otherkatie on February 11, 2005 10:12 AMYou wouldn't make fun of his poofy hair if he had the sideburns to go with it, because that would just be macho. Ok, I'm joking. #11 - Posted by: LibertyBob on February 11, 2005 10:25 AMmy monitor is covered in coffee goodness now, arrgg! the Oh! so Poofy! comment did me in, awesome! #12 - Posted by: meghann on February 11, 2005 11:00 AMIn a fight between Aquaman and North Korea, he would be eaten by the inhabitants of a village, supplying more calories than they normally get in a month. Mmmmmm.... fish! #13 - Posted by: shell on February 11, 2005 11:36 AMWhy are you all soooooo jealous of my beautiful hair? At least I don't use Botox or tan-in-a-can like some of your pitiful leaders. Hah! #14 - Posted by: The Dear Leader on February 11, 2005 12:08 PMPoofy Poofy bo Boofy Are we gonna get to see HFL meet the poofy haired poo flinger? That would kick more tuchus than a bowl of flied lice. :) Poofy!!! #16 - Posted by: Moe on February 11, 2005 01:49 PMFrank, didn't you hear on foxnews? Poofy shaved his head to promote "conservative" hairstyles. So you cannot call him poofy anymore... until his hair grows unruly again. #17 - Posted by: Liberal Beater on February 11, 2005 05:32 PMInterestingly enough, North Korea has a web site. Yep, the most secretive, insular, totalitarian state in the world is only a few keystrokes away! Their take on history and the current world climate regarding our relations with them is a little different than ours. For instance, on their site, they call the DMZ, the "American Wall of Shame". BTW, that URL is www.Korea-dpr.com #19 - Posted by: Militant Agnostic Martyr for Indifference on February 11, 2005 07:44 PMOn a related note, here's my top-5 list of things Kim Jong-il considers "un-settling", besides "Team America: World Police" #20 - Posted by: fat kid on February 15, 2005 01:21 PMPost a comment
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