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February 12, 2005
Dude, I'm Like Totally Drunk
I've never posted drunk before, so I thought I'd tell all you readers, "I love you, man!" Now, what's somethign really blasphemous I can sya. Damn, I can barely hit the keys. Well, all these bloggers I'm with are really cool, thought I haven't heartd of them except for HArvey - barely. Whoa, they have like a fish on their laptop. I beter remeber to sign out, or they'll like totally take afavantage of my login. I am the great Frank J.! Worship me! 35 Responses To "Dude, I'm Like Totally Drunk"
Yay, alchohol! Boo monkeys! #2 - Posted by: Brian on February 12, 2005 07:11 PMFrank J isn't funny when he's drunk... #3 - Posted by: Poosh on February 12, 2005 07:26 PMFrank, you spaz, you posted the same thing twice! Drink lots of water before you go to bed so you don't get dehydrated. And leave one foot on the floor when you go to bed if the room is spinning. Cheers! #4 - Posted by: Caroline E. on February 12, 2005 08:07 PMDude, FrankJ is f-ing hilarious when he's drunk! I just watched him try to cut a piece of prime rib by holding the knife still and using the fork to move the plate back and forth. This is great stuff! That's just scary. I, of course, make sure to always be sure to lock up may blog nice and tight when I'm drunk. My IM conversations when I'm drunk are supposed to be absolutely hilarious... And Frank J. no double posting even if you are drunk. That's just no good. No good at all. Why can't I be drunk? Stupid liberal proffessors making me do homework. ;) #6 - Posted by: Luke on February 12, 2005 08:24 PMIsn't it time IMAO moved into the video-clip stage? And video-clips of Frank J drunk is a great starting point! #7 - Posted by: Poosh on February 12, 2005 08:31 PMHmmmmm... A looooooong way from Bible reading, no? #8 - Posted by: berserker on February 12, 2005 08:35 PMI so enjoy reading Frank's posts, but this is priceless. #10 - Posted by: Two Dogs on February 12, 2005 09:00 PMPoor Frank, church is just no darn fun with a hangover...lol #11 - Posted by: Jackie on February 12, 2005 09:05 PMFrank is evidently a boring drunk poster. SarahK needs to wash his tongue out with soap! ha I once IMed my roommate - who was across the room - when I was drunk and told him, "I ihnk Im a little inobroated" #12 - Posted by: Andy on February 12, 2005 09:14 PMI bow down before your drunkeness... Okay, how many posts am I holding up? Two? Uh, okay. Right. #14 - Posted by: jonag on February 12, 2005 10:11 PMDude! You hit the SEND button twice> #15 - Posted by: Ernie G on February 12, 2005 10:32 PMDude! You hit the SEND button twice. #16 - Posted by: Ernie G on February 12, 2005 10:33 PMTo quote a popular tv show... "Isn't it a little bit early to be wasted... ... DumbAss" (j/k, of course... good stuff!) #17 - Posted by: RingWing on February 12, 2005 11:45 PMHmm, and where is SarahK during this, and why isn't she stopping him? Like how much has SHE had to drink? #18 - Posted by: DixieDarlin' on February 13, 2005 12:15 AMFrank posting while high: The Final Frontier. #19 - Posted by: MitsurugiBabaganoosh on February 13, 2005 12:54 AMwhat's better? calling the girl you have a crush on as your getting increasingly drunk . . . I feel so stupid now for having done that, I'm just glad I didn't say anything too stupid. I hope . . . #20 - Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft on February 13, 2005 02:03 AMHmmm. And what does the girlfriend have to say about THIS one? #21 - Posted by: Stephen Swanson on February 13, 2005 02:55 AMHm...last time I read a "I'm sooooo drunk!" post, it mysteriously disappeared the next day. Will these? #22 - Posted by: B on February 13, 2005 04:22 AMMorning Frank How's your head? Any new tatoo's? #23 - Posted by: Joshg on February 13, 2005 08:57 AMSo ... Did SaraK get lucky? #24 - Posted by: Sean on February 13, 2005 09:12 AMI hope Tammi brought out the make up and made him all purdy lookin. LOL Don't forget the fingernails too!! #25 - Posted by: Denise on February 13, 2005 09:23 AMDamn Frank, what an amateur... double posting, spelling errors. Hells bells. Learn how to drink. #26 - Posted by: Mongo on February 13, 2005 09:54 AMTime for an intervention! This will sober you up: "Democrats are so afraid of being criticized, or so afraid that they'll be accused of being too liberal, that they don't really act with the courage of their convictions. And then comes Barbara Boxer," says Madeleine Begun Kane, a writer from Queens, N.Y., who created a "President Boxer" blog. "She's been a shining light during an otherwise very depressing period."#27 - Posted by: capitano on February 13, 2005 10:05 AM Wow, seeing and posting double. Nice one. #28 - Posted by: Scott P on February 13, 2005 10:53 AMDang, capitano, hitting FrankJ with info like that when he wakes up with a hangover? Isn't that unbearably cruel and unusual punishment? #29 - Posted by: DixieDarlin' on February 13, 2005 12:41 PMj00 hi7 teh s3nd bu770n 7wiCi3! Lik3 thi5... #30 - Posted by: Not Frank J on February 13, 2005 01:07 PMj00 hi7 teh s3nd bu770n 7wiCi3! Lik3 thi5... #31 - Posted by: Not Frank J on February 13, 2005 01:09 PMWoah, I must be drunk 'cause I'm seein' double! Looks like you posted this post four times! zzzzz.... #32 - Posted by: Tuning Spork on February 13, 2005 02:32 PMYou mean ALL your posts have been sober posts? Git outta here! #33 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on February 13, 2005 03:29 PMThe only time I'm not drinking is when I'm shooting...or is it the other way around. Yer pal BULLSEYE. #34 - Posted by: BULLSEYE on February 13, 2005 07:57 PMSo important he posted it twice. #35 - Posted by: Jack Harris on February 14, 2005 09:01 AMPost a comment
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