I'm guessing it has something to do with you and SarahK.

ya, you're totally gettin married.

You heard it here first!!
Credit Welshmnky!!!

:-D

Bah! You guys have been guessing that every single time I announce an announcement. When I propose, I'll just come out and tell you guys with no build up (unless she says no; then I'll curl up in a fetal position and you won't here from me for weeks).

sarahk is going to merge her site in with Frank J. The header will be changed such that the initials IMAO will only be visible if you look in the bottom of the canyon in the left side upside down hiding behind some scrub brush. The ever popular "In My World" series will be outlawed and replaced with a new series entitle, "ten reasons why i heart sarahk." It's a conspiracy!!!! Sarahk is actually the leader of the monkey conspiracy. The cats are actually monkeys that have been genetically modified to make them look like cats. Run for your lives!!!!!

I think he's gonna tell us to burn our pants?

DON'T YOU HATE PANTS?!?!

Hollywood called, Wants to do a sitcom starring hate filled lefty, which means you SarahK and the 2 cats have to move cross country in a uhaul, live blogging via satellite the entire time with a uhaul webcam, either that or you are just going to increase the point size of the typeface.

just tell us

It's going to be a recipe page of Ted Kennedy's favorite cocktails.

You're selling out to the Democrats ain't ya. They are more desparate after all.

Just please don't tell em what it is they are doing wrong.

... ... You're gonna allow commenters to have a little picture next to their name like in livejournal etc aren't you?

MAMMWAMO?
me and my mountaineer woman's(wife's) arrogant musing opinions?

that is my guess

Adam

Yer gonna add Flash-based games where we get to S.M.I.T.E. the Hate-Filled Lefty?
Either that, or you are gonna turn this thing into a cat blog. All Cats, All the Time, with CatCam and everything.

siklilpig

guys, guys, dont get so excited, hes just going to change the title picture! dont you remember this?

http://www.imao.us/archives/002568.html

I fear change, but shall hold onto the sides of my chair in anticipation!

Oooh, your going to start writing it in another language! I would suggest French because that would take care of the funnier part and making the acronym even more myseterious at the same time.

"Le IMAO? What the hell is Le IMAO?"

I think he's gonna replace Sarah K. with me, Bob Dole. Bob Dole wants his peanut butter! That's Bob Dole's chair.

I know! I know!

NUDE PHOTOS OF ANN COULTER, MICHELLE MALKIN, AND MONICA CROWLEY!!

Do we have to buy a CD to get the announcement? Just tell us now before we get all worked up like last time.

no joke. I'm still pissed about the happy dance
Adam

Weekly planting of terrorist paraphanelia in Democratic Senators' offices, and then calling the Dept of Homeland Security on them whilst documenting it all on a webcam hidden deftly between the books (Origin of the Species and the Communist Manifesto) on their bookshelves?

Either that or we wont have to type in the stupid code when we comment. I suspect the former is more likely.

It better be:
1.) Each time we view the site, we get a free Ronald Reagan commemorative stamp.
2.) The collected "In My World World" will be compilated into several books (I printed them out last week and it was about 800 pages) and sold here.
3.) MORE pictures of the lovely SarahK?

We're finally doing it, Harry...

I know what it is. Frank J is converting to Islam and changing his name to Mohammed Yousef.

Good one Steve... I took me a minute to get that... When it dawned on my, priceless.

He's going to give up guns for Lent.

Frank J made out so well with the t-shirt babe contest that he's going to start running a right-wing dating service. FrankJ will approve the applications & SarahK will make the actual matches.

Or maybe just a new graphic.

10 bucks says it involves Glenn Reynolds.

Is it just me, or is Dumb and Dumber just one of the best movies ever made?

Switching to wordpress? Changing the name to AliasIMAO? Letting Kos post here (shudder)?

S.M.I.T.E. is operational, and will be remotely operable by any visitor to imao.us.

Hmmm, speculation...

-Doubly enhanced Zapruter film showing that JFK was really killed by Glenn Reynolds.

-Information leading to a conspiracy within the monkey universe that will lead to a monkey civil war, effectively eliminating 75% of the monkey populous.

-He's joining forces with Miguel from Fat Chicks in Party Hats to ridicule Michael Moore by calling him "A BEANBAG MADE OF HAM!" Thus forcing him into bulimia and causing him to starve to death.

-Nude pics of Barney Frank

-A campaign to legalize the hunting of circus clowns for sport.

-He finally knows when the world will end and how ((Yet we all know the world will end December 14th, 2038 at 6:08 PM Pacific time in a giant group orgasm)

-He will announce that he has purchased McDonalds and Taco Bell and will be merging them into one restaurant, to be renamed "FECES"

-He has discovered the cause of cancer, however it turns out to be EVERYTHING!

-He's starting a new cult. It involves sacrificing Democrats and drinking their blood.

...and the final speculation

-HE'S ADDING AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SALAD BAR!

You're not going to start posting naked pictures of yourself in bed with the cats, are you?

no more blasphemous Bible readings?

He's going to have registration and pay-to-access content and the page load times will be just as slow as ever!

zinnnnnNNNG!

:-D

Photos of Ernest Borgnine.

In a thong.

Aquaman's online journal.

Frank J's tips for working differential equations.

ooooo...pins & needles, pins & needles.
no speculations, I anxiously await whatever.

Upgrading MT to 3.15

IMAO...all nude

tasteful, but definently all nude

Hey!! Hey!!

We don't blow...

...not that there's anything wrong with that...

A.L., ducking

It better be the freaking book, otherwise there will be sanctions!

Or he got rid of the freaking number thingy that you have to put in order to post.

Just thought of another, he will finaly do the long sought after second post to the "dead Iraqi puppet theator"

YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT DIDN"T YOU FRANK, YOU PROMSED DEAD IRAQI PUPPET SHOW AND I WANT ONE!!!!1111oneoneoneone!

I never thought the IMAO acronym was mysterious. I just figured that since IMO and IMHO are common chat acronyms (in my opinion; in my humble opinion) that IMAO was something like In My Asinine Opinion. Or maybe less humble, like Amazing or Awesome.

Well, I was with FrankJ and SarahK Saturday evening during the BEF bLog party, and he didn't mention _anything_ about changes. Not *one* thing.... Nope. Nothing.

Oh, and I have a still shot of him doing The Happy Dance, btw. He probably doesn't know it - 'cause he don't remember.

Glenn Reynolds is taking over IMAO, which actually is a bad thing, but the Puppy Blender has already brainwashed Frank J. to tell us all that the change is good.

RWD.... it's just you. :)

Isn't it obvious? Frank J FINALLY got Jonah Goldberg's job. It's about time.

i agree that the site's merging with sarah k's.

the name of this site will be changed from IMAO to IMWIPT

okay, random that was pretty good.

on another note though: Frank, the only reason they are calling you wipped is because they are jealous that you have a girlfriend.

I know. He got a nuke and going to ride it Dr. Strangelove style to the moon.

In My Wife's Ingrown Pinky Toenail?

That would be an interesting blog.

And just to tweak everybody, I got to see the Happy Dance LIVE.

You shoulda been there.

color scheme change?

RWD is right, Dumb and Dumber is one of the best movies, just behind the Holy Grail.

The logo is changing from a nuked moon to a group hug featuring FrankJ and SarahK with Barney Frank, Ted Kennedy, and Michael Moore all wearing speedos with the background color switched to pink.

Frank is pregnant and going to give us pictures as it progresses!

Could it be something new & revolutionary? Perhaps Spellcheck, so "existance" would become "existence"? Better yet, Frank J. could learn to spell with no outside assistance.
No, that's beyond the realm of possibility.

I'm currently standing by.

He's right. the winds of change do Blow!!!!!
the change is that he is never gonna post again and just let this comments section be the final torture for us losers who are wearing out out F5 keys.

Adam

More SarahK pics!

That's it. He's whipped. She's gonna make him clean the place up and tell him he's not allowed to have his friends over anymore because their comments stink the place up.

If he starts posting pics of popourri then we'll just have to beat him to death with sharp, pointy objects to bring a quick end to his misery.

Can you tell I'm celebrating my 20th anniversary this summer?

Wow. Ive barely been alive that long ;)

I still like my idea the best.

"Wow. Ive barely been alive that long ;)"

Andy,

OK, I now officially hate you. It's nothing personal, just hate anyone still enjoying their youth.

Sixty-fifth!