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February 17, 2005
Frank's Happy Dance: Captured Live!
I was hanging out with Frank last Saturday, and he was feeling a little tipsy, so I thought I'd ask him to show me that Happy Dance he was always bragging about. He demurred, claiming that he'd forgotten the DVD at home. But after seeing the crestfallen look on my face, he felt sorry for me and offered to perform it live, out on the patio by the pool. "Just wait right here," said Frank, "and I'll go put on my tux. The Happy Dance ain't NOTHIN' unless I'm doing it in my tux." So he changes into his tux, and the next thing you know, he's out by the pool, be-boppin' & scattin' around like a crazy man. It was awesome. Fortunately, someone had the presence of mind to turn on a video camera, so I can offer you this completely unauthorized version of the Frank J. Happy Dance (1 Meg WMV file) Oh, and for you on-the-clock surfers, it IS work safe. 25 Responses To "Frank's Happy Dance: Captured Live!"
first... #1 - Posted by: jayme on February 17, 2005 08:15 PMIt looks a lot like the first one. Except he caught the hat this time. #2 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on February 17, 2005 08:23 PMYou weren't kidding when you said he was tipsy. #3 - Posted by: sackofcatfood on February 17, 2005 08:31 PMAlthough, now Frank J. really has to be wary of Evil Glenn! #5 - Posted by: GEBIV on February 17, 2005 08:40 PMI wanna see the real happy danse... *sobs* #6 - Posted by: Greg Sullivan on February 17, 2005 09:03 PMHa! Oh, Frank, you doof. You'll never comprehend that the MSM has fired up the furnace and you simpleton bloggers are marching in single file to your - HEY! Wait a minute! That's not Frank at all! That's one of the homo penguins I hooked up with some meth last weekend! DAMN YOU, HARVEY! YOU HAVE FOOLED ME AGAIN! Away! #7 - Posted by: Jack on February 17, 2005 10:00 PMBoy's looking good. #8 - Posted by: aelfheld on February 17, 2005 10:20 PMI guess I thought Frank was taller than that... Baron #9 - Posted by: Baron on February 17, 2005 10:27 PMMy guess is that Frank should have already been wearing his tux, what with everyone else wearing tuxes and all.... siklilpig #10 - Posted by: siklilpig on February 17, 2005 10:49 PMLooks like you all slipped into your tuxes!!! #11 - Posted by: billabong on February 17, 2005 10:55 PMI bet you can grind them up and make some sort of drink. #12 - Posted by: Tyler on February 17, 2005 11:25 PMAnd yet, somehow, I have this inner feeling that I've been cheated. #13 - Posted by: Cait on February 17, 2005 11:55 PMThis is something else that gives me a happy, well not dance, but appetite-mmm roast beast. FYI: The third annual International Eat an Animal for PETA Day http://haloscan.com/tb/myourish/2005021403 Pass it on... #14 - Posted by: Mechtech on February 18, 2005 12:01 AMI've said it before and I'll say it again (In my best Hank Hill voice): "That boy's just not right!" Cool music though. Jack. #15 - Posted by: Jack Deth on February 18, 2005 12:13 AMToo Damn Funny!!! ROTFLMAO #17 - Posted by: The Wizard on February 18, 2005 08:54 AMI believe I am owed a residual check, y'all, for the blatant hijacking-for-profit of one of my home movies. #19 - Posted by: TC@LeatherPenguin on February 18, 2005 10:41 AMWe knew Frank was really a Homo and you proved it... Thanks... #20 - Posted by: Littl Stevie on February 18, 2005 11:49 AMAll this time, Frank has been feeding us a line that he lives in Florida. Based on the video, looks to me like he's a German #21 - Posted by: Son of a Pig and a Monkey on February 18, 2005 01:33 PMFunny, I thought Frank J was thinner than that... #22 - Posted by: annie on February 18, 2005 02:38 PMAnnie - well, Frank wears a girdle for all his Peace Gallery pics. #23 - Posted by: Harvey on February 18, 2005 06:47 PMIt is amazing what Frank can do! I'll bet at the end Sarahk gave him a fish. Well trained and well whipped he is. #24 - Posted by: Todd on February 19, 2005 12:11 AMThat's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm dead serious. #25 - Posted by: LCVRWC on February 21, 2005 10:31 AMPost a comment
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