You're probably aware that Frank went to a party on Feb. 12th, where he got a tad tipsy and double-posted.

You probably thought it was funny when he said, "I am the great Frank J.! Worship me!"

Did you know that's not the only good line he had? For example (and these are all true):

"Do I look more sober in a Ninja stance?" (general query to the assembled guests)

"I love you man..." Frank J to Harvey, to which Harvey responded, "I am so flinging meat at you if you say that again."

(Which is NOT gay, since it was during dinner and we were having prime rib. I was just threatening a food fight)

"When I met you in person, I found out that you weren't as much of a jerk as I thought you would be." Frank J to Harvey

"I don't know why the Christians are so mad at the Jews for crucifying Christ, because he wound up getting resurrected. No harm, no foul." (general announcement)

"Don't be sexy, I'm wearing my dual 45s." Frank J to SarahK

"I was not taking God's name in vain...I was just using it in a joke." Frank J trying (and failing) to placate SarahK.

"Shut up!!!!" Frank J to potted plant. Several times.

Now, someone has posted a large collection of quotes from the party, but the rest of them aren't from Frank, and they're mostly not work safe, so I'm not going to give a link to that because I know that the only things that IMAO readers care about are politics and Frank, and they are shocked and appalled by evil, smutty things.

But if there's sufficient interest, I might be persuaded to drop the links in the comments.

Your call.

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