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February 21, 2005
Fun Trivia
Can Superman stay underwater indefinitely? No. Superman has to breathe just like a normal human. Though he can hold his breath for a really long time, he would eventually drown after maybe a day or so if he didn't surface for air. Me, Aquaman, on the other hand, can stay underwater forever (as long as I have food; food tends to get soggy underwater, so I just always pretend I'm eating soup). So, if you have trouble underwater that will take an indefinite period of time to solve, remember who to call! That's it for now, Aquafans (that's what I call my fans; I guess it really means "fans of water," but "Aquamanfans" was too cumbersome). 34 Responses To "Fun Trivia"
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Superman doesn't need air. Jeez Louise. As an aside, what age group is this targeted at? #2 - Posted by: Cincinnati_Bob on February 21, 2005 03:05 PMWait, hasn't Superman been in space before? Surely if he can survive in space, he could survive underwater. #3 - Posted by: Brian C on February 21, 2005 03:23 PMhmm. i'm all for blog entries that are ponderous of tiny issues that cross our minds which once blogged can be quite humorous, but this one does not suit IMAO very well. #4 - Posted by: faith on February 21, 2005 03:25 PMHe does too need air! And when in space, he's just holding his breath again. What does that matter, though? How many times have you been in peril while in space? #5 - Posted by: Aquaman on February 21, 2005 03:26 PMPlease, both superman and aquaman suck, if you have any problems, then get batman. #6 - Posted by: Roxanne on February 21, 2005 03:26 PMForget soggy, it's the raw part that's disgusting. #8 - Posted by: aelfheld on February 21, 2005 03:39 PMSpiderman's the best!! #9 - Posted by: jonag on February 21, 2005 03:47 PMjonag, aquaman, how is it to live in a fish poopoo environment? i mean, isn't it very gross to have all that floating around you when you are eating your soup? #11 - Posted by: frenchman on February 21, 2005 04:17 PMfrenchman, I...AM...NOT...A PEDOPHILE! EVERYTHING THAT ROBIN KID SAYS IS A LIE! A LIE!!! YOU HEAR ME?!? #13 - Posted by: Batman on February 21, 2005 04:34 PMMan, these comments are just as good as the post itself #14 - Posted by: Brian C on February 21, 2005 04:42 PMFor all that I care, Aquaman can stay underwater forever. Oh, and Superman is a dick. It's Aquaman's first day posting, so be nice to him. #17 - Posted by: Frank J. on February 21, 2005 04:57 PMSuperman's only weakness is Kryptonite. He can't be killed any other way. #18 - Posted by: on February 21, 2005 05:18 PMWell,he also only has super strength because of the yellow sun.Get him where he can't absorb rays (like the bottom of the Marianas Trench),and he's as weak as any other man. #19 - Posted by: Moe on February 21, 2005 05:29 PMHey, anyone have a link to _Jon's site..? weswear.?? #20 - Posted by: CCinCali on February 21, 2005 05:32 PMCC: http://www.lookingglass.mi.org/web_blog/ You'll find _Jon there. #21 - Posted by: Harvey on February 21, 2005 05:43 PMTwenty-second! #22 - Posted by: discomeatpies on February 21, 2005 06:01 PMI think this guy http://abc.go.com/primetime/bostonlegal/bios/mark_valley.html should play Aquaman in the movie. #23 - Posted by: HeatherF on February 21, 2005 06:02 PMAhhh, thanx, Harvey..I googled him.. I've decided to start reading your whole family.. Might as well do something while at work, you know.. #24 - Posted by: CCinCali on February 21, 2005 06:04 PMUm, Supes is also vulnerable to magic, just so y'all know. #25 - Posted by: ZK on February 21, 2005 08:08 PMAquaman, nice attempt at humor, but FrankJ's "Fun Trivia (TM)" are all one line answers, not entire essays. If it takes that long to get to the punchline, take it to the DU, they love when people post things that dont really have a point. #26 - Posted by: humanoverlord on February 21, 2005 08:25 PMhumanoverlord, cut Aquaman some slack or he will summmon some sea slugs to slime you over. #27 - Posted by: spacemonkey on February 21, 2005 08:59 PMWhat do you mean, you can't find anything to eat under water? What about salmon, tuna, mackerel, and so forth? Oh, wait. #28 - Posted by: The Chainik Hocker on February 21, 2005 09:48 PMGood grief, it's Aquaman's first friggin' day, cut him some slack, people... I thought it was funny... #29 - Posted by: Jason on February 21, 2005 11:41 PMHa-ha, Aqua-FOOL!! Looks like you're about to lose -- to SuperMan's wimpy pal Jimmy Olsen! HAHAHAHAHAHA Who are you really Aquaman?? I mean, we all know Superman is Clark Kent, Spiderman is Peter Parker, and Batman is Bruce Wayne. But WHO is Aquaman??? #31 - Posted by: jonag on February 22, 2005 01:23 AMBut WHO is Aquaman??? Elmer Ray Seaworthy. Yeah, I know Chum, good fisherman. I guess his inability to swim is just a front, then. Can't believe he won't share that with his closest friends but will tell SpaceMonkey. Thanks a lot, Chum, you're not my friend anymore :( As to Superman, the fact is he wouldn't have to stay underwater indefinately. While Aquaman, King of Atlantis (And king of lies, you filthy liar, Chum) is proposing sanctions on the horribly evil sea beast attacking the ocean's fault lines to split the Earth, Superman just flys down there, grabs the evil tectonic beast and flings it into the sun. Then, of course, Aquaman and his fish friends all start calling Superman a warmongering cowbot, but the Man of Steel also has steel credibility, so Aquaman ends up looking even more foolish until a disgrundled brine shrimp comes along and beats the crap out of him. #34 - Posted by: Junglejake on February 22, 2005 04:58 PMPost a comment
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