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February 22, 2005
Fun Trivia
Posted by Aquaman at 10:45 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (16)

How much of the world is covered in water?

About two thirds. So, while most superheroes are limited to that one third of the earth that is land, I, Aquaman, have a whole two thirds of the earth as my dominion.

Remember to choose your superhero like you choose your cell phone service provider: Who has better coverage?

Rating: 1.8/5 (2 votes cast)

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No, you're wrong. You forget that many superheroes can fly, allowing their powers to cover not only the 1/3 of the earth that is free of water, but the SKY as well. There's lots more sky than there is water, and certainly a lot more going on in that sky than going on in the water.

Oh, and first?

#1 - Posted by: Brian on February 22, 2005 10:51 AM

Brian,
Fool! Nothing happens in the sky! It's just got clouds and a couple birds and crap. The sea is so full of activity that a small mind like your's could not possibly comprehend it.

And I am master of it!

#2 - Posted by: Aquaman on February 22, 2005 10:55 AM

All hail Aquaman, Master of his Domain!

#3 - Posted by: basil on February 22, 2005 11:07 AM

I'm the master of my domain:

http://luke.evilmonkeycult.com

#4 - Posted by: Luke on February 22, 2005 11:12 AM

Imposter! You are nothing more than a watered down (pun intended) version of Namor the Submariner!

P.S. You were still my second favorite Super Friend (the Flash was my fav)

#5 - Posted by: Good 'Ol Boy on February 22, 2005 11:30 AM

You liked Flash and Aquaman? Who are you...? Aquaman?

#6 - Posted by: Andy on February 22, 2005 11:38 AM

you're so funny, Aquaman. i'm getting a crush.

#7 - Posted by: sarahk on February 22, 2005 11:44 AM

Clearly, Aquaman is all wet.

#8 - Posted by: Taylor on February 22, 2005 11:51 AM

So Andy, what about people like me who liked the Silver Surfer?

And SarahK, you should get over that crush real fast... Aquaman only hangs out with Aquaboy.

#9 - Posted by: Brian on February 22, 2005 12:17 PM

The Silver Surfer!?!? Come on, give me a break. The Silver Surfer is basically a tin foil-covered hippie. OOOHH! He has a magic surf board! You're really reaching when your "super hero" is pretty much a cosmic, homeless beach bum.

#10 - Posted by: madswordsman on February 22, 2005 12:26 PM

http://www.eskimo.com/~tegan/aqua/bios/forgot.html

Forgotten Aquaman Villans...

Watch out, Aquaman! They're coming for you!

#11 - Posted by: 007 on February 22, 2005 12:36 PM

In a fight between Aquaman and Frank, nobody even noticed Aquaman was there.

#12 - Posted by: Beo on February 22, 2005 01:56 PM

Sarahk and Aquaman, sitting in a tree.... Wait, that doesn't work.

SarahK and Aquaman swimming in the sea, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

#13 - Posted by: guttrhead on February 22, 2005 03:13 PM

You are a fool! I've got wings on my feet! You don't! Also my ears are all pointy and stuff...

You, me, 200 miles off the coast of Southern California, 4:00 PM, tomorrow, be there. I'll mess you up. The Pacific is MY TURF.

#14 - Posted by: Namor the Submariner on February 22, 2005 05:52 PM

So is Aquaman working with Storm to flood California so that that he can have more coverage, or is it an attempt to run for governor?

#15 - Posted by: dark_indy on February 22, 2005 06:11 PM

But Batman has a plane, a boat, a motorcycle and a bad a$$ car. Whattcha got Aqua "man"?

#16 - Posted by: Sean on February 22, 2005 06:22 PM
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