first(sorry)

Hm, are the Dems smart enough to operate a wood chipper? And are they physically capable of really dicing someone?

Eh. They're just campaign promises...

Wow Republicans bright enough to make a webpage! Boy the GOP in Hattiesburg will be so peeved!
Well all this silly war talk has me hot!
I wonder when the GOP will graduate to advanced Java html? As for war, the real reason to go and kill so many women and children in Iraq was so Der Furor George W. Bush could get re-elected by the foolish and often misguied american public.
Some moraliy! Jesus says love thy neighbor and forbids killing but in Dixie Guns and God go hand in hand along with SEVERE sexual repression, creating an angry hostile environment for youths to grow up in and join the army so Hilters War Machine has been reborn in "Jesus Name" of course! Hey James Mead did you fail any Yankee's this year?
Did you know your name has been turned in to the ACLU for Descrimination! I hope they shut Southern down! Ha Ha Ha!
You southerners won't be getting away with much more descrimination against Northerners much longer when the ACLU finishes with ya! How ya like that! By the way all you in the Hattiesburg KKK are stupid and you ain't got the MUSCLE or balls to come after any more of us Yanks do ya!

Wow, Jesus, you're off your game. You used to be able to offer something other than a non-sequitur. You used to be cool.

isn't it Fuhrer?

Do NOT question his spelling! He is the great Jesus C.! Worship him!

I am seething with fuhrer!

>LARGE ITALIAN MEN WILL BREAK YOUR KNEECAPS

Who you callin' large, guaglio'?

:-D

Uh... NO ONE!

You are very petite!

...don't hurt me...

What's all the furor over Fuhrer?

Sorry to be getting back to the original topic, but I think I detected a typo. Isn't there an 'R' in "YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"??

War talk? What's that guy talking about? Besides the massive run on sentances, he's totally ignoring the fact that Howard Dean just said he WANTS TO KILL HOOKERS! Talk about having the hate blinders on! It is true the ACLU will be suing all of the south and every other red state, though.

lol JC does have a very enlightened and beautiful website, tho.

...Dare I ask...Could the guy posing as Jesus Christ really be...Ted Kennedy?

You know what always strikes me as funny? Racist people like "Jesus Christ". First off, I was born and raised in the great state of North Carolina and I take extreme offense to the implication that all Southerners are racists. I've never actually met a member of the KKK in my entire life.(we do have some skinheads but that seems to be a universal problem)I'm not sure that they (the klan) still exist in my state. Anyway, my point is that this guy is throwing out hate-filled stereotypes and isn't that the very definition of a racist? I'm guessing that this guy is a big Dean supporter the furious, incoherent raving is a dead give away.

Jack - You're probably right. I was just respecting Frank's rendition :-)

Man, I hate it when I get descriminated.