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February 22, 2005
ignis fatuous
Posted by Cadet Happy at 11:20 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (24)

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First, maybe?

#1 - Posted by: Good 'Ol Boy on February 22, 2005 11:26 AM

Isn't that gun aimed at Dubya's knee? Are those French started to grow a backbone? Or is it gas? Chirac is sporting a silly grin there.

#2 - Posted by: Elvenbane on February 22, 2005 11:28 AM

Oui,Papa dropped the pistolette once in order to hold the white flag with both hands. Fire the gun? We French never fire on our liberators, be they German, American, or English, that is unless their backs are turned. And who in their right minds turns their back on a Frenchman?

#3 - Posted by: twolaneflash on February 22, 2005 11:36 AM

Gen. Patton said it best "I'd rather have a division of Germans in front of me than a platoon of French behind me" That about sums it up.

#4 - Posted by: Good 'Ol Boy on February 22, 2005 11:41 AM

LOL! and my first thought after laughing was "hey!!! he's pointing that gun at my President! lemme at 'im!"

#5 - Posted by: sarahk on February 22, 2005 11:42 AM

Jacques does not know how to make it go, he is not smart. W can make it go, he is smart.

Look, even his finger is off the trigger!

The is the French version of gun control.

#6 - Posted by: Taylor on February 22, 2005 11:48 AM

"The pistol was then, immediately dropped for a second time by the president, who was heard to remark "Eeew! I feel dirty for even touching your poor excuse for a weapon. Why would anyone bother giving the French any guns in the first place?"

#7 - Posted by: Brian on February 22, 2005 12:21 PM

Chirac sits like a girl.

#8 - Posted by: spacemonkey on February 22, 2005 12:54 PM

What a big sissy!

#9 - Posted by: jonag on February 22, 2005 01:15 PM

note: that's sarahk's hand, the gun is switched out for the crappy looking french one

one ugly gun:

http://www.gunsamerica.com/guns/976287882.htm

#10 - Posted by: cadethappy on February 22, 2005 01:41 PM

Taylor may be onto something there. A viable option for gun control may be to give all the guns to the French.

What am I saying...they'll just give them to the first person who demands them, so in retrospect I guess it's not a very good idea after all.

#11 - Posted by: Jack Harris on February 22, 2005 01:49 PM

Given how "good" frrench weapons have been historically (remember the Chauchat the French provided our troops in WWI?) I suspect GW was perfectly safe!!

#12 - Posted by: wayne on February 22, 2005 01:50 PM

Wayne, pefectly true. I "own" one of these P.O.S. It has been fired once by me. The slide catch popped out and the recoil spring, barrel, and slide followed the bullet. I didn't have enough courage to pull the trigger again.

#13 - Posted by: Sindarian on February 22, 2005 02:00 PM

Look closely at W's right hand: W's got that French freak by the gonads! Chickenrat's body posture of rejection & escape, with legs crossed away from W and ready to bolt, is further proof that this is another historic moment of complete surrender by Froggy.

"Give up the hardware, Commie, or lose the family jewels!"

#14 - Posted by: twolaneflash on February 22, 2005 02:03 PM

twolaneflash I hate to contradict you but that is impossible... everyone knows that the French have NO BALLS!

#15 - Posted by: Good 'Ol Boy on February 22, 2005 02:13 PM

HAH!

#16 - Posted by: AmmoBob on February 22, 2005 02:17 PM

OMG WHERES W'S RIGHT HAND?!?!?

nice try on the photoshop cadet happy.

but i figured you out, no REAL french man could ever have the balls to aim a gun at something alive, let alone aim it at anything in general.

#17 - Posted by: bryan g. on February 22, 2005 02:18 PM

If my experience with French bicycle parts (many years ago, before the Japanese ran them completely out of the market) is any guide, the gun will work ONLY with French bullets. And not very well then. Actually, there probably aren't any bullets, because the "workers" at the ammunition factory are on their eight-month-long wine break.

#18 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on February 22, 2005 02:43 PM

What I can't figure out (although I have an idea), is why is W visting that sack o' crap Chirac. The French have not given us anythig worth a $h*+ since Lafayette. F the French. Out!

#19 - Posted by: MRTBOW on February 22, 2005 03:08 PM

aaagh!! you put my hand on a frenchman?? are you mad, or just evil??

#20 - Posted by: sarahk on February 22, 2005 05:52 PM

"Chirac sits like a girl."

Spacemonkey almost made me pee!

#21 - Posted by: HeatherF on February 22, 2005 09:42 PM

HeatherF: That's what I'm here for.

#22 - Posted by: spacemonkey on February 22, 2005 11:49 PM

Huh...If that's SarahK's hand holding that gun, it raises some interesting questons;

#1; does this constitute photographic proof that SarahK pointed a gun at W? Should the Secret Service be made aware of this?

#2; Why is SarahK's hand such a good match for Chirac's other hand?!?!?!?
Has anyone ever actually seen Chirac and SarahK in the same room?

#23 - Posted by: Chris James on February 23, 2005 12:00 AM

whers bush's hand?

#24 - Posted by: Joey D on February 23, 2005 04:52 PM
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