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February 22, 2005
Rall's Latest Excretion
Posted by spacemonkey at 10:52 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (23)

Ted Rall takes a few cracks at right wing blogger-types and proves he is the BUTT who watches the watchdogs. Read the hole thing.

Rating: 1.8/5 (3 votes cast)

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23 Responses To "Rall's Latest Excretion"

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#1 - Posted by: Dave on February 22, 2005 11:51 PM

Frank J didn't sound mean when he was drunk.

#2 - Posted by: HeatherF on February 23, 2005 12:06 AM

Rall says, "But when talk radio, cable television news, and all three branches of the federal and most state governments are under the control of the right, the blogger wolf pack merely serves to further ossify a dangerously out of whack ideological imbalance."

I guess an "ideological imbalance" is a bad thing? So if only 1% of Americans like rape, do the 99% that do not constitute a "dangerously out of whack ideological imbalance"? Liberals just can't stand it that they are out numbered.

#3 - Posted by: Ron Smith on February 23, 2005 12:36 AM

*sigh* I swore I'd stop parodying his cartoons, but he leaves me no choice.

Might as well slap O-dumb while I'm at it.

#4 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on February 23, 2005 12:40 AM

i can't believe this festering piece of distended rectum has again stuck his head out from uder whatever rock he resides--and this time to lecture us about journalistic integrity!

i love this gem:

"Death threats against liberal pundits are commonplace among, and essentially unique to, the right-wing blogs. And the GOP thinks that's OK. Nowhere can one find a responsible mainstream Republican to speak out against this hate speech."

i would love to see any evidence that this statement is true--or a citation to any legitimate source supporting it

#5 - Posted by: cadethappy on February 23, 2005 01:17 AM

It doesn't really help Rall's case that the MSM is superior to bloggers because of "sources" if the darling of the left-liberal print, the NYT, hired and kept someone the likes of Jayson Blair for so many years.

Like the Rantblogger says, "Better Dead Than Ted!"

#6 - Posted by: Ingemar on February 23, 2005 03:43 AM

ANYONE who could work Eason Jordan, Barney Frank, The WP and multiple Al Jazeera references into a single paragraph deserves out sympathy. See, I just did it and it wasn't that difficult. He is a slack jawed amateur thinker that is being held back only by his lack of "ready cash" . . . someone please send Ted a quarter so he can buy some satisfaction.

Mr. Rall is pathetic, and so are his toons.

#7 - Posted by: Taylor on February 23, 2005 05:25 AM

He could have saved himself a lot of typing if he'd just written,
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa".


#8 - Posted by: Veeshir on February 23, 2005 05:47 AM

We should kill him and then have him fired.

#9 - Posted by: Frank J. on February 23, 2005 06:50 AM

can the hate-filled lefty meet Ted Rall? or are they the same idiot?

#10 - Posted by: sarahk on February 23, 2005 07:04 AM

I think it might be the latter! :-/

#11 - Posted by: The Half-Elven Commie Slayer on February 23, 2005 08:09 AM

Ted Rall may actually be a composite of two idiots. No one person can be THAT idiotic.

#12 - Posted by: spacemonkey on February 23, 2005 08:15 AM

I think the funniest part was when he called Andrew Sullivan a GOP blogger. Hello? He endorsed Kerry.

http://www.andrewsullivan.com/index.php?dish_inc=archives/2003_11_09_dish_archive.html

You can view the exchange in question here. I think Sullivan, while perhaps engaging in a little hyperbole, was dead-on.

#13 - Posted by: Madai on February 23, 2005 09:58 AM

Moreover, conservative blogs mirror their mainstream counterparts by applying a far angrier and more violent tone than that of their liberal foes.

I guess that fantasies about assassinating the President and calling Condi a "house nigga" don't qualify as "angry" or "violent" in Ted Rall's wretched little universe. >_>

#14 - Posted by: AWG on February 23, 2005 10:11 AM

Jesus F'n Christ! This guy is a f**king *sshole! Is it just me or is this guy (like most liberals)completely out of touch with reality? He implies that MSM is cowing in submission to "the powers that be" Did he not watch the news or read a paper last year?! Those b*stards were attacking the Pres. every chance they got! And calling Guantanamo a "concentration camp" really bites my *ss! Ok... let me calm down. "Drunk, mean and works for the bad guys" Ha, I guess this pompous pr*ck has never visited moveon.org.

#15 - Posted by: Good 'Ol Boy on February 23, 2005 10:37 AM

I can't believe he beat out a million other sperm...

#16 - Posted by: tiller on February 23, 2005 10:52 AM

Michael Moore + a female donkey = Ted Rall

Michael jackson + a cow = this

#17 - Posted by: Bozark on February 23, 2005 11:18 AM

Ted Rall is a jerk, but he does admit that bloggers rule the media. Keep it up, guys. and sarahk. :)

#18 - Posted by: karanadon137 on February 23, 2005 11:23 AM

It seems to have escaped his own attention that his article was, essentially, a blog entry, and not a very logical one at that. But we shouldn't expect much more from him: his cartoons have been the dross in the world of political cartooning for years.

#19 - Posted by: Jack Harris on February 23, 2005 04:28 PM

Send this Ted Rall guy to us here is Detroit and we'll give him the Jimmy Hoffa treatment... LOL

#20 - Posted by: Lee H. on February 23, 2005 06:19 PM

Baffles me why anyone, let alone RW bloggers, would take any notice of Rall's excretions.

#21 - Posted by: Dink on February 23, 2005 09:02 PM

Can Rall please back up some of his statements? And why does the universe allow someone of Rall's stupidity and poor art skills to exist? There has to be a sort of scientific law prohibiting this.

#22 - Posted by: Master & Chief on February 23, 2005 09:50 PM

mEverybody: Go to Ted Ralls site, http://www.tedrall.com/,lick on "Rall Blog" and see that his "Right-wing challenge", which was to disprove the "lie" that lefties leave nasty comments on right-wing blogs, ended a miserable failure when he was confronted with the evidence.

#23 - Posted by: Mark on February 28, 2005 08:41 PM
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