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February 26, 2005
Announcements
Posted by Frank J. at 12:22 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (14)

Hey, sportsfans. Meant to finish up "IMW: Unpoofy" this week but will have the final part Monday. Also, I'm finally inspired for another Hate-Filled Lefty comic.

As for the group blogging, I'm really liking how its going and think everyone will find his or her own niche. For those who don't like it, well, all I can say is, "We're here, we're queer, get used to it." I need to fix up the sidebar and change some of the files so their not so Frank-centric.

Also, I'm thinking of replacing the verbal greeting with a neat jingle. Maybe that will be the next contest: come with a great IMAO jingle for SarahK to sing.

Well, have a great weekend. I'm going shooting. Yee-haw!

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No need for her to sing; dancing on a pole will be just fine.

And we're all patiently waiting for IMAO lingerie, so sarahk can model that, too.

#1 - Posted by: Daddy on February 26, 2005 12:35 PM

"their"!! FrankJ??? DOH!

#2 - Posted by: Michelle on February 26, 2005 12:56 PM

Errrr, words I never expected to hear from the IMAO bloggers;
"We're here, we're queer, get used to it."

Frank, methinks you didn't tell your new bloggers *everything* they would be giving up by joining IMAO?
:-)

#3 - Posted by: Chris James on February 26, 2005 01:16 PM

Unpoofy bop
Just blows me away
Unpoofy bop,bop
All night and day
Unpoofy bop, bop, bop, bop
She just loves to play
Unpoofy bop,nothin’ more to say

Yep,this group blog thingamajig is coming together quite nicely,Frank.Mucho kudos to all y'all.

Btw Frank,if ya keep the targets after the shoot,howsabout showing them to us like ya did last year? We'll trust your good word about the results,but we'd still like to see proof. ;)

Y'all have a great day!

#4 - Posted by: Moe on February 26, 2005 01:59 PM

Frank

for those who dont like the new group blog concept just remind them of the "Free Icecream rule" and then be gentle some of us dont handle change well but we come around sooner or later lol.

regards
gbfan

#5 - Posted by: gbfan001 on February 26, 2005 04:34 PM

There once was a site,
A great monkey site,
Where many a man came to stay.

And they stayed for good,
Frank J knew that they would,
And one moved (the great sarahk)

Now that you're there,
Better pull up a chair,
For it's time to see the funny roam!

We've got an all star cast,
Oh, this place is gonna last!
So we'd like to say a big "Shalom!"

------
Nuke the Moon! Blow it to dust!
We'll just love to see that big space rock combust!
Hi to you!
I-M-A-O
What does it mean?
Hey! I don't even know!

sarahk! Say hi to her!
Token chick, makes Frank his dinner!
Texan girl,
T-shirt babe is right!
Harvey voted no,
I don't envy him his plight!

RighWingDuck! Monologues great!
Funniest duck, glad that he's not on a plate
Quite a guy!
TV liked his quote,
"A blogger with a sense of humor;"
Oh, we love to gloat!

Space Monkey! He lives up there!
Followed Frank and SarahK
Really he did! We swear!
Jokes galore!
Not your average Joe!
When it comes to bein funny, on the highest plateau!

Cadet Happy! What can we say?
He made a site claiming to be sarahK
But he's not
Or is he, lets think?
Whoever he is-
He'd better go see a shrink!

Scott! Audio bits!
He is the guy who voices all of Kerry's fits!
Michael Moore!
Bush too!
Boy, this guy is ready for a blogging debut!

Harvey last! A rabbit who is keen!
Jimmy Carter better watch out for his submarine!
He's got guts!
Voted poorly, though.
SarahK won anyway
(Good thing she did, you know)

Nuke the moon! Blow it to dust!
We'll just love to see that big space rock combust!
What's that noise?
Who do I see?
"I'M THE GREAT FRANK J, WORSHIP ME!"

#6 - Posted by: TAZZ on February 26, 2005 06:07 PM

There once was a site,
A great monkey site,
Where many a man came to stay.

And they stayed for good,
Frank J knew that they would,
And one moved (the great sarahk)

Now that you're there,
Better pull up a chair,
For it's time to see the funny roam!

We've got an all star cast,
Oh, this place is gonna last!
So we'd like to say a big "Shalom!"

------
Nuke the Moon! Blow it to dust!
We'll just love to see that big space rock combust!
Hi to you!
I-M-A-O
What does it mean?
Hey! I don't even know!

sarahk! Say hi to her!
Token chick, makes Frank his dinner!
Texan girl,
T-shirt babe is right!
Harvey voted no,
I don't envy him his plight!

RighWingDuck! Monologues great!
Funniest duck, glad that he's not on a plate
Quite a guy!
TV liked his quote,
"A blogger with a sense of humor;"
Oh, we love to gloat!

Space Monkey! He lives up there!
Followed Frank and SarahK
Really he did! We swear!
Jokes galore!
Not your average Joe!
When it comes to bein funny, on the highest plateau!

Cadet Happy! What can we say?
He made a site claiming to be sarahK
But he's not
Or is he, lets think?
Whoever he is-
He'd better go see a shrink!

Scott! Audio bits!
He is the guy who voices all of Kerry's fits!
Michael Moore!
Bush too!
Boy, this guy is ready for a blogging debut!

Harvey last! A rabbit who is keen!
Jimmy Carter better watch out for his submarine!
He's got guts!
Voted poorly, though.
SarahK won anyway
(Good thing she did, you know)

Nuke the moon! Blow it to dust!
We'll just love to see that big space rock combust!
What's that noise?
Who do I see?
"I'M THE GREAT FRANK J, WORSHIP ME!"

#7 - Posted by: TAZZ on February 26, 2005 06:08 PM

Sorry for the double post

#8 - Posted by: TAZZ on February 26, 2005 06:09 PM

I don't have any problem with IMAO being a group blog, but it is getting to be too many posts for me to keep up with.

#9 - Posted by: Chris D on February 26, 2005 06:13 PM

Good on the going shooting. Have a great time.
Put sound files on your blog and I'll quit coming here. It takes a long enough time to load as it is.

BTW, I'm an alien, (I've been assured of that by a believer in UFOs) but I'm not a spam-bot.

#10 - Posted by: Kathy K on February 26, 2005 08:15 PM

I envy FrankJ blazing away at the monkey targets. Wait a minute those are real monkeys out there!

#11 - Posted by: toad on February 26, 2005 08:53 PM

I've kept my opinions about the change to a group blog to myself until now, but here goes;

I was VERY skeptical, as I've long been a beleiver in "if it works, don't fix it". But, I was wrong. It seems to be great.

I do admit, though, that I'm astounded that Frank J., with his long held and well know opinions about Monkeys, lets one blog here? Who woulda thunk it? :-)

Oh, one more thing, regarding making the blog less Frank-centric; I guess this means the blog has to get a name change, to IOAO? :-)

#12 - Posted by: Chris James on February 27, 2005 02:52 AM

funk that, i'm outa here

#13 - Posted by: Joey D on February 27, 2005 05:17 PM
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