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February 27, 2005
32 Responses To "Poll: What distraction caused Frank to run a red light and cause an accident?"
Wow, Wonkette is a lot more homely than I would have thought #1 - Posted by: Chase on February 27, 2005 08:02 PMFIRST!?!? Happy dance, Happy dance!! I've never even posted before and I might be FIRST!!! #2 - Posted by: Les on February 27, 2005 08:03 PMIs that Ward Churchill on the left?(no pun intended) Awwwww man, I'm SO not first... #4 - Posted by: Les on February 27, 2005 08:03 PMThe true answer isnt even one of the options!! Clearly, Frank was distracted by the site of his own stunning visage in his rear view mirror. #5 - Posted by: Andy on February 27, 2005 08:15 PMI laughed out loud. I never laugh out loud. You guys are great! But, since you caused me to lose face before the Americans, you shall die. #6 - Posted by: Effeminem on February 27, 2005 08:19 PMThose aren't "4 guys walking across the road" Them's the Beatles from Abbey Road, backwards. You left out Elvis and Bigfoot. #8 - Posted by: UZI4U (aka MurdockTheCrazy) on February 27, 2005 08:36 PMThe real answer, is of course, the ninja that slashed his tire. Why can't you see the ninja? Because it's a ninja. Who would send an evil ninja to slash Frank's tires? Who else? #9 - Posted by: Mitsurugi on February 27, 2005 08:44 PMJudging by his reflection in the rearview, he's way too bemused by something on the opposite corner. #10 - Posted by: Clayton D. Jones on February 27, 2005 08:47 PMWhat is the Pope doing? Ah, he's not ill, he's on a bender...dirrrty weekend. god help me ;P #11 - Posted by: Marj on February 27, 2005 09:29 PMFrank's face in the mirror looks a little tipsy. #12 - Posted by: Andy on February 27, 2005 09:51 PMi'm not sure exactly what it was, but i'm sure that karl rove and/or jeff gannon had something to do with it #14 - Posted by: ar46and2 on February 27, 2005 10:40 PMMan. Frank is going to be in trouble when SarahK hears about this one. Looking at the Bush twins... tsk tsk. #15 - Posted by: Stephen Swanson on February 27, 2005 10:54 PMelvis and bigfoot--those would have been fine additions--but there were only 10 slots allowed in the poll #16 - Posted by: cadet happy on February 27, 2005 11:04 PMif you lol, i own your soul for eternity--just thought i'd mention that #17 - Posted by: cadet happy on February 27, 2005 11:21 PMthat looks like eric idle in drag after he gained 300 lbs. #19 - Posted by: cadet happy on February 28, 2005 12:35 AMI only saw the Bush twins I didnt see all the other distractions lol #20 - Posted by: Jay on February 28, 2005 12:40 AMLook closely at the legs of the cub scout who is "being escorted" by Jacko... Is that kid walking funny or what??? What are you doing to them Michael!?!?!?!?!? #21 - Posted by: Tremor on February 28, 2005 03:33 AMFrank No!!!!!! That's not an Air Force plane! That's a concorde! Thos eplanes fly solely for Air France! Please don't confuse the two! -Brian (In the Air Force) #22 - Posted by: Brian from Utah on February 28, 2005 04:43 AMBrian, That was my first reaction too (also in the Air Force). But look carefully... It does say "Air France" not "Air Force." That would indeed be a most grevious error... #23 - Posted by: Tremor on February 28, 2005 06:15 AMPlease tell me those are not knee pads! #24 - Posted by: Laura on February 28, 2005 06:22 AMDidn't laugh out loud but I said Hmmmm. . . and voted for the Pope since that nurse, well, would have caught even my eye! #25 - Posted by: Oddybobo on February 28, 2005 08:26 AMWell, I knew he couldn't have been distracted by juggling Minerva, because as anyone who regularly reads Evil sarahk's site knows Minerva's always doing wacky stuff like that. He's used to it by now! :o) #26 - Posted by: AWG on February 28, 2005 10:36 AM" Frank was distracted by the site of his own stunning visage in his rear view mirror." -- I agree. Adjust the poll. #27 - Posted by: _Jon on February 28, 2005 11:11 AMthe only problem with him looking at himself, is that he clearly is not looking at himself given his head angle and eye placement (unless he has a very lazy eye that he looks out of half-closed, like popeye) #28 - Posted by: cadet happy on February 28, 2005 12:23 PMit looks like he is winking at the Indian. #29 - Posted by: Laura on February 28, 2005 01:16 PMThat Indian's loincloth distracted him. #30 - Posted by: Moe on February 28, 2005 02:07 PMwhat?! no monkeys?! what a bogus poll. #31 - Posted by: fluke_boy on February 28, 2005 08:22 PMUmm. . . my vote is the three-handed Michael Jackson. #32 - Posted by: Josh Persons on February 28, 2005 09:03 PMPost a comment
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