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March 01, 2005
Cat Blogging - Sydney and Her Fortress
I was woken up to purring that sounds more and more like a pig snorting as little Sydney (a.k.a. "Stupid Monkey Purr-Purr") kept walking around my head demanding to be pet. I pet her, all the time thinking how much easier things would be if I just threw her into a bog. Anyway, since all the other bloggers are doing it, here is some more cat blogging.
Man, I want a dog. 28 Responses To "Cat Blogging - Sydney and Her Fortress"
Oh, goody. Love the cat blogging. But they need a new best friend. I recommend adopting a part chow, part huskie, part golden retriever. Your life will be full of chaos for 6 months but the hilarity that abounds will be worth it. #3 - Posted by: BFOL on March 1, 2005 01:08 PMYou have a house, you need two dogs. They'll chew on each other instead of your stuff. #4 - Posted by: curtis kreutzberg on March 1, 2005 01:14 PMwow, the pics are even in focus--that cat obviously has you wrapped around her little paws--very cute--that basket one puts every picture sarahk has ever taken of minerva to shame why is that indoor cat wearing a collar? home monitoring? #5 - Posted by: cadet happy on March 1, 2005 01:23 PMeast one of the new puppies be a boxer. A 80 pound lap dog with the energy of a jack russell terrier. #6 - Posted by: phin on March 1, 2005 01:24 PMFrank. I hope that's a "breakaway" collar on Sydney.. Lest she hang herself, or worse yet, escape, get her foot caught in the collar and not be able to get it out. A cat came to the shelter in such a condition and the collar had to be removed surgically as her neck and back foot grew around it. Rare but possible. Enjoying the cat pictures though. She's a good looker. Maybe you could get her in a T-shirt. #7 - Posted by: Cincinnati_Bob on March 1, 2005 01:25 PMCollar makes her easier to strangle. Yeah, it's break-away in that the clasp is undone just by pulling at both ends. #8 - Posted by: Frank J. on March 1, 2005 01:35 PMI've got a glorious Bernese Mountain Dog who'd be perfect for you. Sweetest beast you'll ever meet. And very manly! #9 - Posted by: Jim on March 1, 2005 01:45 PMShe's SOOOOOOO cute! And she's growing fast! More cat blogging please! #10 - Posted by: jonag on March 1, 2005 02:01 PMLove your cat's! Mine's name is slammin Sam. He's a 20 pounder and can kick every dog's butt in the neighborhood...and he knows it...very cool!!! #12 - Posted by: Littl Stevie on March 1, 2005 02:30 PMI agree. If you're gonna have a cat it needs to look like a trained attack ninja cat with an appropiate collar My cat just lays there, immobile. His name is stew, cause I threatened to eat him once, cat stew, yum! Kidding!! Actually, its cause I fed him stew when we rescued him! #14 - Posted by: Oddybobo on March 1, 2005 03:09 PM...but cats require so much more KY than dogs! It is a mystery! #15 - Posted by: Bozark on March 1, 2005 03:23 PMThat's the best cat-blogging ever. "She's wrong. I'm going throw the stupid cat into the bog. She fights my hand in an attempt to save herself." I spit out my soda almost onto my laptop with that one. #16 - Posted by: Mitsurugi on March 1, 2005 03:59 PMHey, my dog has a chew toy that looks JUST like you cat! #17 - Posted by: jumbalia on March 1, 2005 04:49 PMDude, your cat is ridiculously cute. What do you want a dog for anyway? "The dog is an emotionally shallow animal. See, Greg, if you yell at a dog, his ears will go down and his tail will cover his genitals even if he's done nothing wrong. It's very easy to break a dog. But cats make you work for their affection. Cats don't sell out like dogs do." - Meet the Parents #18 - Posted by: westamastaflash on March 1, 2005 04:50 PMEvery red-blooded American Republican male needs a dog - a big dog. If my lease didn't prohibit it, I'd have one, too, you betcha.
Frank J., I wish I could take photos of cats like you can. #20 - Posted by: NF on March 1, 2005 04:58 PMWhat I want to know is, who's got the free weights? Is SarahK bulking up, or is Stick Boy determined not to get sand kicked in his face this summer? #21 - Posted by: Exile on March 1, 2005 06:08 PMi figured they weren't on the rack cause frank couldn't lift them off the floor :D exile's a bad influence #23 - Posted by: cadet happy on March 1, 2005 08:30 PMFrank J., Are you done reading the Bible, or did I just miss the explanation... Baron #24 - Posted by: Baron on March 1, 2005 10:00 PMFrank, do you seriously not like this kitten? It's so cute! How can you not like it? I mean sure it's not a dog, but it's still adorable! #25 - Posted by: CriscoBoy on March 1, 2005 10:51 PMWho needs a dog when you have a cat and firearms. Spend money on ammo instead of tons of dogfood and cleaning up after the slobbering beast. #26 - Posted by: mech on March 2, 2005 07:59 AMI'm assuming it's in case she gets out and lost, the person who finds her will call him and return Sydney. Also, it will alert whoever finds her in this scenario that she has been vaccinated against rabies. I would know these things, as I have three cats and a dog myself. She has been vaccinated, right Frank? #27 - Posted by: Jennifer on March 2, 2005 02:05 PMjust keep in mind that cats almost always blink when you hit them in the head with a balpen hammer. :D #28 - Posted by: dagamore on March 3, 2005 03:56 AMPost a comment
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