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March 03, 2005
ACLU: Remove Letter 't' From Alphabet
American Civil Liberties Union lawyers on behalf of atheist and non-Christian Americans are petitioning the Supreme Court in a new crusade. Emboldened by their success at removing the small gold cross from the County of Los Angeles seal. The group has rallied around the notion of removing the 'cross looking' letter from the English language in America since it bears resemblance to the familiar Christian symbol. Alber Whie, an ACLU counsel who legally had the letter moved from his name earlier this month and doesn't pronounce it either, speaks on behalf of the ACLU. The American Civil Liber-ies Union feels i- is a viola-ion of sepera-ion of church and s-a-e -o con-inue -o include Chris-ian symbols in governmen-.Whie also asked that the media stop calling this effort a "crusade", for what he said were "obvious reasons." He added he felt a compromise could be possible if the lower case 't' were simply flipped upside down. Fake News from spacemonkey, brought to you by the letter '-'. 17 Responses To "ACLU: Remove Letter 't' From Alphabet"
first #1 - Posted by: killaferra on March 3, 2005 03:09 PMAlmost first. #2 - Posted by: Adam (VRWC Member) on March 3, 2005 03:12 PMhttp://www.dwtoons.com/Top%20Secret%20New/Color%20ACLU.htm how interesting, i was just looking up stuff on the ACLU #3 - Posted by: Fenfir on March 3, 2005 03:13 PMI thought they'd stop with "feh" and "splang" but these bastards will stop at nothing! #4 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on March 3, 2005 03:15 PMDOn't you guys mean "firs-"? It's scary because it's true! Er, I mean funny... yeah that's it... funny. :P #6 - Posted by: JaySwash on March 3, 2005 03:21 PMThey also better get the goverment to stop using asterisks, those look a bit too much like the Star of David... Sad thing is, this fake story could just as easily be real. #7 - Posted by: humanoverlord on March 3, 2005 05:09 PMWhat about the letter X? It's very similar to the Greek cross and it comes from the Greek "chi," which everyone knows is the first letter of the Greek "Christos". They had also better seek to remove the sequence "XP" from everything because in Greek it is the chi-rho, an ancient Christian symbol of Christ. And what about fish signs? #8 - Posted by: Jeff on March 3, 2005 06:43 PMEighth! You're a funny monkey. #9 - Posted by: discomeatpies on March 3, 2005 06:51 PMHey hey hey! Help help help! -hough I am a warrior for Allah my name is ridiculous wi-hou- the le--er '-!' Who will cower in -error a- -he sigh- of Fawa Alber? -hus I make common cause wi-h -he Zionis- Pigs and Crusader Swine -o defea- -he ACLU! (Very funny, spacemonkey! I will give you an honorary jihadis- cer-ifica-e. Good for half off -he price of a Subway sandwich wi-h purchase of any large beverage.) Dea-h -o -he infidels (excep- for spacemonkey, for now) #10 - Posted by: Fa-wa Alber- on March 3, 2005 07:45 PMFreakin' hilarious. Why does this sound so much like a real news story - that is the sad, sad question. #11 - Posted by: HeatherF on March 3, 2005 08:40 PMHALLIBUR-ON! just doesn't have the same ring to it. -hankfully, "Puppy Blender" remains unchanged. #12 - Posted by: Mitsurugi on March 3, 2005 11:59 PMAll grates on every single building that cross each other must be demolished (with the appropriate hatred of course). Ditto with street crossings, they all should be....should be....well, they should be...that's it! Cities should be abandoned! Viva Pol Pot! And all fences in the countryland that have a pattern of crossing each other should be uprooted and burned! Yeahhhhhh! LET'S BURN ALL THE CROSSES! Yeehaaaaaaaaa! Oops! Ehem, burning crosses, well, guess we better put them in the trash can á la Moon, otherwise Mr Byrd might get quite anoyed. And then.... I'm a bit confused. Does the seal have a cross or a t? Does it look like a cross or a t? My font makes t's look quite different from cross. I’m not sure if the letter t has anything to do with a cross. I think that it is more related to the Greek letter tau, which is why the most fonts print it the way they do. Heh Spacemonkey! Funny Shi-! OT, I have been away from the internet too long, when did imao become a group blog? #16 - Posted by: LokiDoki on March 6, 2005 10:42 PMPost a comment
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