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March 05, 2005
How to Write for IMAO
Since I started posting at IMAO, people are always - by which I mean never - asking me, "Hey Harv, how do you manage to create all those hilarious posts?" Easy. I just follow the very simple, sure-fire, never-miss, all-purpose, super-comedic, hypenated-adjectivated, IMAO 3-step posting formula, which you can see in the extended entry. 1) Side splittingly brilliant introduction promising mirth and hilarity in the extended entry. 2) Extended Entry: ***FUNNY GOES HERE*** WARNING - DO NOT DISCUSS LAP DANCING! 3) Stunningly witty conclusion and invitation for reader participation in the comments. Just keep practicing this technique and maybe someday YOU'LL be invited to write for IMAO, too. Or at least invited to buy an IMAO T-shirt, which is very nearly the same thing. Anyway, I invite reader participation in the comments. 12 Responses To "How to Write for IMAO"
buying a shirt is way better than writing for imao #2 - Posted by: AJ on March 5, 2005 05:36 PM/\/\0r3 4qu4/\/\4n, d00d!!@!@! #4 - Posted by: Aquafan on March 5, 2005 07:37 PMHow about NOT posting for IMAO and bringing back Frank and the funny. This group blog crap sucks. #5 - Posted by: David on March 5, 2005 11:45 PMHarvey, you know your name comes from an incredibly comic tradition, full of wit and verve. How so? Think Jimmy Stewart. You see, once there was a six-foot invisible rabbit who had a penchant for lap dancing and... Oh, DAMN DAMN DAMN!!! I'll NEVER be able to write for IMAO. #6 - Posted by: Mark Alexander on March 6, 2005 01:33 AMFirst!
I'd just like to add that this group blog stuff doesn't suck, at least not in my opinion. But, hey, I'm easy to amuse, so what do I know? I'd add some more but my paint is drying, and I really wanted to watch that. #9 - Posted by: discomeatpies on March 6, 2005 09:10 AMThe group blog stuff is OK. I enjoy Right Wing Duck just as much as Frank. But Harvey sucks. If there was some way to ignore certain posters, that would be great. At least by using the extended entry more often, it's easier to skip his posts. #10 - Posted by: Lionstone on March 6, 2005 04:05 PMNo lapdances? How about posts about strippers making out on stage? No? Well I'm disqualified.... you just can't let it go, can you, Sparky! :-P #12 - Posted by: Pam on March 7, 2005 12:44 PMPost a comment
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