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March 09, 2005
The Return of Headline Fun
Oh no! No posts! It's time for... HEADLINE FUN!!! "US Envoy Calls for IRA to Disband" "A Hearty Laugh Helps Keep a Healthy Heart" "Commission Says US Lacks Intel on Iran Arms" "Bolton regarded warily within the UN" "Murder ruled out in case of King Tut" "Italy Demands Justice from US Over Iraq Death" "Karameh chosen to return as PM" "Pope Makes Third Window Appearance" "UN Approves Non-Binding Ban on Human Cloning" Now everyone else play along in the comments. 59 Responses To "The Return of Headline Fun"
Off topic, but... What doed IMAO stand for? #1 - Posted by: Jason on March 9, 2005 02:56 PM"Toddler survives 2 days on syrup, onions" "Four Hikers Rescued in Tenn. Mountains." Each Hiker found in 2.5 pieces. #3 - Posted by: JoshG on March 9, 2005 03:04 PM Russian People vomit with joy.
IMAO stands for I M A Little teapot Frank J. is a closet communist. IMAO is just lacking punctuation: I, Mao... #7 - Posted by: MobileSuitPilotX on March 9, 2005 03:11 PM"Cosby Case Shows Media's Muckraking Mania" Awesome Alliteration Always Apperciated. #8 - Posted by: JoshG on March 9, 2005 03:13 PMIMAO stands for NOTHING! they will never let this tyranny go through! they will fight fight fight! they will run the ball, and when the enemy stops that, then the forward pass! they are iron men with wooden sticks, ready to face anything that is in the way of freedom and liberty for all! plus, I think something to do with badgers. #9 - Posted by: macstansbury on March 9, 2005 03:20 PM"Scientists seek source of Mount St. Helens blast" "Jupiter Acts as Giant Mirror to Sun's Back-Side Activity" Perverted peeping-Tom astronomers squeal with glee. #11 - Posted by: Moe on March 9, 2005 03:36 PMFrom ABC News: From ABC News: From ABC News: From ABC News: From ABC News: From CNN: "Food poisoning kills 29 children" Governor Schwarzenegger comments,"I told you so" #18 - Posted by: Moe on March 9, 2005 03:51 PMFrom KMGH: From ABC News: From ABC News: "Stocks slide on soaring oil prices." Jason, everybody knows it stands for From ABC News: From ABC News: From CNN: From ABC News: Ozzy admits plastic surgery... but denies drug use #27 - Posted by: tomgop on March 9, 2005 04:00 PMFrom Space.com I like to start with the edge pieces and work my way to the middle #28 - Posted by: Laura on March 9, 2005 04:02 PMAngry Monkeys Rip Man's Balls Off! Frank J says "I told you so!" #29 - Posted by: Faith+1 on March 9, 2005 04:02 PMFrom ABC News: From ABC News: From ABC News: From ABC News: From ABC News: From WEWS: OMG! From CNN: Complains about idiot boss and a@@hole co-workers. Defense puts on extensive video show in Michael Jackson trial Jury unmoved by extended "Thriller" showing. From ABC News: http://www.kstp.com/ Tice doesn't address ticket scalping allegations at news conference...Ward Churchill comments "if any scalping is to be done my people will see to it"... #40 - Posted by: Littl Stevie on March 9, 2005 04:46 PMFrom BBC: Clinton Feels 'Fine' Ahead of Surgery Sexy Moans for Mobile Phones Curious pick for U.N. post Barry Bonds Takes BP, Shags Fly Balls Garcia at the double as Liverpool savour Bayer revenge Tributes and Sniping on Dan Rather's Final Day...Tributes scheduled for 8:00PM, Snipe Hunt scheduled for 8:05PM. #43 - Posted by: Littl Stevie on March 9, 2005 05:05 PMFla. Parents Charged After 17-Year-Old Found Starved In Cage, Wearing Diaper..."Shut Up or I'll Nail Your Other Foot To The Floor" Defense Strategy hinted at by family lawyer... #44 - Posted by: Littl Stevie on March 9, 2005 05:10 PMFrom BBC: "Bolton regarded warily within the UN" From Foxnews.com From MSN: Basil - with all those funny posts, maybe Frank should have you doing the Headline Fun as a regular feature. #48 - Posted by: humanoverlord on March 9, 2005 07:32 PM"Commission Says US Lacks Intel on Iran Arms" from the StarTribune Clouds surround Gander Mountain Scientists describe mysterious phenomenon as 'weather' #50 - Posted by: No One of Consequence on March 10, 2005 10:15 AMFrom fox news: Charles. #52 - Posted by: Charles on March 10, 2005 12:18 PMGates Talks Up the Microsoft Platform of the Future Bush Administration Advises Israel to Be Quiet on Lebanese Politics Judge Issues Warrant for Michael Jackson's Arrest Mount St. Helens: This time, its bark was worse than its bite Police Still Searching for Sexual Predator It seems as if basil was prepared for headline fun. #59 - Posted by: Tyler on March 13, 2005 03:58 AMPost a comment
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