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March 10, 2005
The Happy Bunny Song
I was going to write a post about how much I hate terrorists, but with all the hate & death & killing in the news lately, I thought maybe I should try to write about something cheerful and upbeat, instead. So in the extended entry, I've placed I wish I were a bunny, with a soft and fuzzy head. I'd tear their guts out with my paws, and wiggle my pink nose. I'd kill and maim and kill again, spread cute and cuddly death. Then I'd go to Hollywood and frisk around a bit. I'd love to join the Air Force, and drop a 'splodey bomb. 38 Responses To "The Happy Bunny Song"
LOL no not good enough... ROFLMAO! I like your style Harvey. You're one sick little monkey! #2 - Posted by: Good 'Ol Boy on March 10, 2005 02:40 PMWhat a coinkidink, everyone is writing songs at their blogs today. Something funny is going on #3 - Posted by: PlutosDad on March 10, 2005 02:45 PMOH I sang this to "Merry F*ing Christmas" by Mr. Garrison #4 - Posted by: PlutosDad on March 10, 2005 02:47 PMLMAO! I loved it. just when I was feeling really bad today too. #5 - Posted by: Oddybobo on March 10, 2005 02:48 PMWhat a happy song. #6 - Posted by: Ann on March 10, 2005 03:06 PMlol, both disturbing and cheery, at the same time! #7 - Posted by: Rikor on March 10, 2005 03:17 PMHOW you don't have your own Nick Jr show is beyond me... that was truly a song for all children. :) #8 - Posted by: JaySwash on March 10, 2005 03:34 PMI really liked the cartoons. I laughed and laughed. #9 - Posted by: Elvenbane on March 10, 2005 03:36 PMJust stay away from Antioch, they have Holy Handgrenades there. #10 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on March 10, 2005 04:08 PMMan, are you sure your real name isn't "Bun-Bun the mini-lop"? #11 - Posted by: Dave on March 10, 2005 05:23 PMHey, Harvey: Thanks for the comment(s). I wish I would have waited; a link to this song would have been a priceless starting point. I LOVE IT. LOL #12 - Posted by: Mr. T on March 10, 2005 05:23 PMI was going to write some music to this, but then I figured out that it works perfectly to the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas". Strangely enough, Emily Dickinson's poems also work with the same tune. #13 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on March 10, 2005 06:28 PMHarvey, Funny as usual! Although a bit twisted, I enjoyed it. I have to admit that I did laugh while reading it. Keep up the good work! #14 - Posted by: Leuthen on March 10, 2005 07:49 PMTwo words: SLUGGY FREELANCE!!! PS: Props to Dave. #15 - Posted by: Rusty on March 10, 2005 07:57 PMThis should be taught in pre-schools!!! And you're just in time for Easter!!!! Sure to be a children's classic!!! Love ya' Harv. #16 - Posted by: BFOL on March 10, 2005 08:12 PMWhile not Bun Bun killing telemarketers, it is still a good single Normally, I severely dislike bunnies (on the same level as Frank dislikes monkeys), but if a bunny were as kick@$$ as the one in your song... man that would just rock! I wuv it! (And Bugs Bunny would so totally do all that stuff!) #19 - Posted by: jonag on March 10, 2005 11:36 PMHelp! I'm getting compliments! head... swelling... chair... tipping over... David! Lionstone! Tell me I suck! Hurry! :-) #20 - Posted by: Harvey on March 10, 2005 11:51 PMAnd David, why didn't you TELL me you were a Sluggite? #21 - Posted by: Harvey on March 10, 2005 11:55 PMThis is what the Monty Python bunny would do in modern times. So much more exciting than guarding the mouth of a cave. #22 - Posted by: Monica on March 11, 2005 01:08 AMJimmy Carter is having nightmares because of that song. #24 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on March 11, 2005 01:27 PMI guess you were going for juxtaposition - a fluffy bunny performing merciless acts of violence. Yeah, that's original. Well, at least his violence had deserving targets. I can't say this is funny. I'm going to go read Scrappleface... #25 - Posted by: Lionstone on March 11, 2005 02:22 PMHead... deflating... manhood... shrinking... ego... crushed... Well, I'm well-grounded again. And Frank is going to beat me bloody for driving loyal readers to his sworn enemy. Props to Dave and the other Slugites for catching the Bun Bun-esque qualities of this song. Cross between Bun Bun and the rabbit in Holy Grail. #27 - Posted by: Warren on March 11, 2005 10:16 PMWOW!!!! i really love it its awsome!!!! HAPPY BUNNY ROX MY SOX!!!! i really love you web page!!!! have a great day #28 - Posted by: Kaitlyn on March 13, 2005 02:37 PMWhoa! This is the perfect song for my rabbit. He is the real-life Monty Python rabbit. ;) And he hates terrorist... #29 - Posted by: Jaclyn on March 14, 2005 12:37 PMomg hahah happy bunny kicks ass!!!!hahha hey ppl watcha up 2? its janessa here....i love matt!!!!hes a hottie!!! muah!love yah matt!!!!............c ya l8er ppl
OMG! That is so very funny! IO loved reading that. It matches alot of my friends and the way they feel about things but i feel pretty about a lot of stuff. Mostly i like to think about guys!! hey melissa whats up i liked ur comment hey melissa whats up i liked ur comment Hey Amanda! YA ALLEN IS HOTT BUT I DONT LIKE HIM I LIOKE CHRIS i really like the happy bunny song who doesnt #36 - Posted by: on March 18, 2005 09:15 AMI thought this song was gross and discusting. Very creative but, need some improvement. Never thought happy bunny would ever be like that. Nice imagenation. Blllah...wE lOvE hApPy bUnNy (K) * M w a h /*/ >Luv Tiiaanaa & Allexx.. #38 - Posted by: Tianax on April 26, 2005 12:11 PMPost a comment
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