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March 10, 2005
Fun Trivia
Posted by Frank J. at 04:55 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (12)

Why do ninjas dress all in black?

It's slimming.

Rating: 1.5/5 (2 votes cast)

Fun Trivia
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OH OH first

#1 - Posted by: Jerry on March 10, 2005 05:04 PM

Ichi

That's Ninja for Firster than FIRST!!!

FrankJ we will get you for exposing all of our ninja secrets!!!

Beware of the tiger claw flying fist attack!

#2 - Posted by: ICHININJA on March 10, 2005 05:05 PM

Hey hey hey!

I once thought they dressed all in black because they were pious Muslim women. Fatwa Albert won't be making that mistake again anytime soon.

Death to all infidels!

#3 - Posted by: Fatwa Albert on March 10, 2005 05:12 PM

It's true!

Chris Farley looked so svelte in Beverly Hills Ninja.

#4 - Posted by: Bob in Feenicks on March 10, 2005 06:51 PM

Frank J. Master of all that is good and funny. Oh, and he has such good fashion sense too.

#5 - Posted by: Laura on March 10, 2005 07:00 PM

Man 5 comments? What happened to the eleventy billion that used to get posted per article . . . oh wait . . . i bet all the other authors scared them off.

#6 - Posted by: OverlordQ on March 10, 2005 07:38 PM

Oooh, I know this one, it was on Jeopardy! the other night.

No wait, it wasn't. BTW Frank, where DO you get your ideas for your trivia from?

#7 - Posted by: humanoverlord on March 10, 2005 07:45 PM

More kitten photos! You can beat that stupid monkey-boy any day, Sydney! Fight the bog!

#8 - Posted by: Feline Avenger on March 10, 2005 07:56 PM

I thought it was because black goes with anything...

#9 - Posted by: GEBIV on March 10, 2005 10:09 PM

Now that was funny!!

#10 - Posted by: Jackie on March 10, 2005 10:30 PM

Easy... makes it easier to hide from people who point at them and laugh for reading the group-blog version of IMAO.

Just read the numbers, as Frank passed judgement too soon... numbers are back to normal, and even beginning to dip below where they were before the group-blog switch.
http://www.sitemeter.com/default.asp?action=stats&site=s14imao5&report=12

BRING BACK THE FUNNY!
END THE GROUP!
IF THE MEMBERS OF THE GROUP HAVE FUNNY POSTS, THEN FRANK SHOULD JUST LINK TO THEM FROM HERE!
THEN THE FUNNY WILL STILL INCREASE WITHOUT ALL OF THE EXTRA CR*P THAT WE'RE ALSO GETTING!

#11 - Posted by: Brian on March 10, 2005 11:35 PM

*grumble* This kinda humor does nuthin but promote potentially harmful anti-ninja attitudes among the masses.
Oh yeah, its all in fun until you come home and find 'Ninjas go home!' sprayed all over your house.
After taking care of that little Arafat problem, you'd think ninja's would get some respect around here...

#12 - Posted by: TommyRude on March 11, 2005 12:05 AM
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