Annan Calls Terrorism "Naughty, Naughty, Naughty"
Today, U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan, in his most condemning tone to date, has denounced terrorism as 'naughty, naughty, naughty.'
"Terrorists are very bad boys and girls and anyone who engages in acts of terrorism are naughty, naughty, naughty. They should be put in time out and their toys should all be taken away. They should be sent to their rooms without any supper until they learn how to play nice. If this harsh scolding doesn't put and end to global terrorism, then we'll ask them how they'd like having their phone and car priviledges revoked!"
Secretary-General Annan also assured the terrorists he was only laying down some ground rules. Also that there wouldn't be any sort of real punishment without a few more warnings, some written, some verbal, some performed by classically trained mimes. He further stated any punishment, when approved by Aunt Frenchie, Uncle Jerry and their third cousin Russ, would "hurt me, more than it does you, wink, wink, nudge, nudge."
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