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March 22, 2005
Frequently Asked Questions About Harvey
After a month of tossing up posts, maybe it's time I introduced myself (in the extended entry):  Are you a 6-foot-tall invisible white rabbit? Did Ronald Reagan steal his ideas for destroying communism from you? Were you the guy who caught Chekov stealing photons from the Enterprise's reactor, as seen in the documentary "Star Trek IV"? I think you're hot. Can I bear your children? You're really sick & twisted. I'll bet you blend puppies for fun, don't you? Do you live at the North Pole with toy-making elves and magical flying reindeer? Wisconsin, eh? You guys have the gayest state quarter ever. I've also served as assignment coordinator for the Alliance of Free Blogs (another project started by Frank J.) since October of 2003, which means I'm capable of flogging a running gag light years beyond even the point of self-parody. Sometimes OCD isn't always a BAD thing. That, and I once gave Frank a cigar. I can't imagine anyone would want to know anything else. If I'm wrong, you can pipe up in the comments. 16 Responses To "Frequently Asked Questions About Harvey"
Don't you mean you won the "Contest That Did Not Happen and Will Not Be Mentioned Again"? that answers all my questions. I thought I had explained the whole Harvey has a picture of FrankJ with monkeys which in turn explains why Harvey is on IMAO thing. I know they are too busy yelling "You suck play Freebird" to read anything Regards One quick question: Given the choice between michael moore, ted kennedy and hillary clinton; who would you most like to punch in the mouth? #5 - Posted by: Good 'Ol Boy on March 22, 2005 09:00 AMHarvey keeps it quiet, but he has also been the subject of several stories in the British tabloids: http://www.20six.co.uk/AlexInWonderland/weblogCategory/2dii1ys7v1uc Shocking... #6 - Posted by: Sally on March 22, 2005 09:10 AMG.O.B. - Probably Ted, since neither of the other two have actually been CAUGHT murdering someone. #7 - Posted by: Harvey on March 22, 2005 09:43 AMGood answer! #8 - Posted by: Good 'Ol Boy on March 22, 2005 10:08 AMI didn't have any questions, it didn't answer any of the, and I still don't have any questions. What does that mean? #9 - Posted by: Undercover Hippie on March 22, 2005 10:55 AMI heard rumors that the guy that played Sulu on Star Trak was really gay...can you confirm or will that bring back some "difficult" memories from your past? Also, what's it like to be a permagaycheesehead? Hi from Minnesota! #10 - Posted by: Littl Stevie on March 22, 2005 10:56 AMWhile your wife seems to be ambivalent about your fathering children by other women, I was wondering if she'd be interested in bearing some of mine? #11 - Posted by: Homie the Clown on March 22, 2005 12:48 PMWhereabouts in WI are you from? I myself happen to be a native of Milwaukee, a permanent resident of Appleton, and a temporary resident of Green Bay. #12 - Posted by: Monica on March 22, 2005 12:55 PMNice try, Harvey. I want to know how long, exactly, it is between your second and third knuckles on your index finger on your right hand. Until you tell us that, I'll always believe you're hiding something! #13 - Posted by: Junglejake on March 22, 2005 12:58 PMFunny, the ship in Star Trek IV was a Nimitz Class ship only "acting" as the Enterprise. So, if you saw Chekov, who was never on the real Enterprise, and you thought you were on the real Enterprise, dude, you have some 'splainin to do, or, yer a commie spy. #14 - Posted by: Tom on March 22, 2005 03:32 PMHey, Harvey, why didn't you mention, amongst your past IMAO credentials, your highly noteworthy role as a judge in the great IMAO T-shirt babe selection??? I'm sure SarahK remembers.... Since you bring up the issue, I just have to say, Wisconsin's Quarter is nowhere near as bad as Alabama. You look at Wisconsin's quarter and you think "Hey, that must be a dairy state!" You look at Alabama's quarter and all you think is "The greatest thing to ever come out of Alabama was a woman who was deaf, blind, and dumb!" I am so ashamed of the design they chose for my state... Post a comment
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