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March 24, 2005
Fun Trivia
Posted by Frank J. at 01:27 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (18)

According to experts, what's the super most funnest way to die?

Starvation! Hooray!

Rating: 2.8/5 (5 votes cast)

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Hmmmmm

#1 - Posted by: kane on March 24, 2005 01:35 PM

I thought it was "consumption by Michael Moore". At least that way you finally get to see where all his crap comes from.

#2 - Posted by: Jim on March 24, 2005 01:47 PM

There was a Greek philosopher, I believe his Latin name was Philologus, who committed suicide by starvation.

Between that and their open support of homosexuality and infanticide, could the pagan liberals be secretly worshipping Greek gods?

#3 - Posted by: sackofcatfood on March 24, 2005 01:54 PM

By the Beard of Zeus, they've figured it out!

#4 - Posted by: Hillary on March 24, 2005 02:05 PM

Even if Zeus supported the libs, Hera would totally smite them. Especially Michael Schaivo.

#5 - Posted by: Miranda on March 24, 2005 02:44 PM

Hell ya...Hera woulda had a hayday with good Ol Michael S!

#6 - Posted by: Bry@n on March 24, 2005 03:10 PM

The U.S. should starve the Guantanamo detainees. It would be in their best interests, of course. Then, when the detainees are feeling euphoric from starvation, they could be fed again. The detainees beg to be starved again so they can experience more euphoria. The interrogators can force feed them until they get information. Everyone wins!

#7 - Posted by: karanadon137 on March 24, 2005 03:16 PM

Actually the funnest way to die is to have a pro-life activist try to break in to give you water, which you can't swallow because you have no sensation and can't tell you're choking to death.

#8 - Posted by: Sandy on March 24, 2005 03:35 PM

At least that would be faster and not as painful.

#9 - Posted by: Masked Menace© on March 24, 2005 03:41 PM

We must all bow to the oppressive forces of our Supreme Court overlords..."Your rights have been ruled unconstitutional...nothing can save you now!"

#10 - Posted by: xtremerightwing on March 24, 2005 04:12 PM

Sandy, you must live in a place with some nasty water. Around here, people don't "choke" and die on the stuff that comes out of the tap, even the half-brained Democrats.

#11 - Posted by: sackofcatfood on March 24, 2005 04:38 PM

What Morons. I suppose drowning and freezing to death are pleasent too? Good lord, why not starve all death row inmates while they drag out their appeals? Isn't a lethal injection just cruel and painful compared to the happy carefree feelings of starvation? I am so ready to take back this country by force...

#12 - Posted by: Connecticut Yankee on March 24, 2005 04:40 PM

I'm with ya, Yankee. Let's march on Washington. We'll pick up people and ammo on the way.

#13 - Posted by: Nick on March 24, 2005 06:39 PM

i thought it was death at the hands/paws of the sooper seekret ninja monkeys...with access to FrankJ's equally sooper seekret S.M.I.T.E. technology?

#14 - Posted by: fluke_boy on March 24, 2005 08:27 PM

Wannabe holy men used to starve themselves for extended periods of time, toward the end of which, they reported interesting conversations with supernatural beings.
Sounds interesting.
I always wanted to have a few words with God that didn't revolve around my abode for the rest of eternity.

#15 - Posted by: Billll on March 24, 2005 10:23 PM

I would think it would be fifty sharks swimming to the shore like on the CBS movie, "Spring Break." Or it could be freezing to death thanks to Hollywood science on an ice age triggered due to global warming and the evils of the Bush administration.

#16 - Posted by: John on March 25, 2005 02:08 AM

Funny, try inhaling water and not choking. I bet you can't do it.

Unless you're a vegetable, in which case you don't aspirate it back out but simply the lungs don't get the air they need and you die, choking on water.

But given what the protesters were arrested trying to do, I'm guessing that level of biology wasn't reached in Bible class.

#17 - Posted by: Sandy on March 25, 2005 02:27 AM

Why shuck-darn it, Sandy! Ya got it all figgered out, hyuck! We con-suh-vah-tuhves dun't need nun o' dat fancy-pants lib'ral edumacation shtuff! Ahll we does is go to Bible skool to hear tuh wurd o' JEEZUS! Hall-a-joo-ya, y'all hear?

#18 - Posted by: Slowking Man on March 26, 2005 02:32 AM
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