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March 27, 2005
Taiwan Protestors: Where's the Chicks?
Hundreds of thousands of peaceful freedom-loving protestors marched through the streets of Taipei, Taiwan to protest the so-called "anti secession law" in Mainland China. Taiwan, a representative republic with an imperfect but working democracy that protects personal liberties for their citizens, has irked communist China because it considers Taiwan a "breakaway province" that should be under the control of a homogenous group of hypocritical, parasitic, money-grubbing, power-mad elitists who seek to micromanage every aspect of people's lives. (It should be noted that the aforementioned attributes of the Chinese Communist Party makes them virtually indistinguishable from Democrat members of the U.S. Senate.) Take a look at the hundreds of thousands of liberty-loving Taiwanese in this photo: You must remember that when the thousands of Lebanese democracy protestors took to the streets of Beirut a couple of weeks ago, they brought their hot democracy chicks out front and center... So where's the hot Taiwanese freedom babes? Mainland China has given us that girl from Crouching Tiger, but the commies have the advantage of having 1.2 billion people to choose from and the law of averages says you're bound to have some hotties in a pool that big. I can't believe that out of those few hundred thousand protestors in Taipei there aren't any Taiwanese babes that can show up at these rallies. Maybe all of the capitalist Taiwanese babes all have jobs and couldn't get off work to march in the protest? Yeah I know it's a holiday but that shouldn't stop the sharp-eyed readers of IMAO from scouring the Web for Taiwan's Freedom Babes. 12 Responses To "Taiwan Protestors: Where's the Chicks?"
THis is my one chance at glory, so I just gotta say it. Forgive me oh wise and powerful humor bloggers but... FIRST!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! #1 - Posted by: Katsuma on March 27, 2005 02:26 AMYessssss.... My victory issss complete.... Soooon, all your babes are belong to me...... 'Cept SarahK, lest I incur the wrath of the mighty Frank J. #2 - Posted by: Katsuma on March 27, 2005 02:28 AMActually, I see what appears to be breasts on a visored marcher wearing a pastel blue/green shirt in the front row in the left bottom corner... Of course, the "hottie factor" can't be determined from the pic, but I'm pretty sure that's female... #3 - Posted by: Tremor on March 27, 2005 05:05 AMHey---fun! This is just like those Where's Waldo comics my kids used to do!! #5 - Posted by: azlibertarian on March 27, 2005 08:45 AMTaiwanese Protest Babes this way: http://www.paulieworld.com/blog/archives/002043.html #6 - Posted by: Capt Trevett at the Commons on March 27, 2005 10:19 AMThere's another chick with a nice rack 3 people behind the boob-girl in the corner.
Taiwan is basically a tropical island. It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit in Taipei so the only excuse for jackets is tropical rain. #8 - Posted by: The Real Scott on March 27, 2005 01:28 PMHey, what happened to the old link to the Lebanon protest pics? #9 - Posted by: The Half-Elven Commie Slayer on March 27, 2005 02:56 PMI included a link to the Lebanese Freedom Babes in the body of the post, so that's been taken into consideration. You guys don't have to limit yourself to the pic in my post—go out and find some Taiwanese Freedom Babes elsewhere on the Internet. Aren't there any Taiwanese actresses that are protesting? Then again, if Taiwan-born actresses like Shu Qi (The Transporter) and Camille Chen (The Ringer, a Farrelly Brothers comedy) are like Hollywood actresses, they're probably welcoming a communist rule from the Mainland. #10 - Posted by: The Real Scott on March 27, 2005 08:59 PMYou mean it is possible to tell the male from the females by looking at their faces? How? #11 - Posted by: Honest Jerk on March 27, 2005 09:51 PMNee how ma! I learned that, and how to order a steak and a beer, 6 years ago when we did some work in Taiwan. Wonderful nation, wonderful people. If you can ask where the men's room is, in addition to the other two things, you arer functionally literate in any country. Thank you is "shia shia" #12 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on March 27, 2005 11:47 PMPost a comment
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