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March 28, 2005
Fun Trivia
Posted by Frank J. at 11:16 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (21)

What was I armed with when I proposed?

My Kel-Tec P-3AT, made locally in Cocoa, Florida - a gun good for all special occasions. A round of .380 pre-fragmented MagSafe ammo (also made in Florida) was in the chamber with four more in the magazine followed by two rounds of FMJ.

Rating: 2.6/5 (5 votes cast)

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Disturbing to know.

#1 - Posted by: Undercover Hippie on March 28, 2005 11:24 AM

Way to go, Frank - youve gotta be prepared if things start to go FUBAR.

#2 - Posted by: Andy on March 28, 2005 11:29 AM

I was thinking "9mm Pocket Rocket".

#3 - Posted by: Jim on March 28, 2005 11:30 AM

Gee, and I was thinking that the answer was gonna be something like "A diamond engagement ring". Either way, congratulations to both of you, and I wish yall the best.

#4 - Posted by: loki1228 on March 28, 2005 11:45 AM

I thought he was gonna say "Nothing but my wits." Hmm.

#5 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on March 28, 2005 11:59 AM

Army,
That would be practically unarmed.

BURN!!!

Wait...

#6 - Posted by: Frank J. on March 28, 2005 12:02 PM

Frank,

Congrats. About time on the proposal...

btw the KelTec .380 is in very high demand in the St. Louis Area... waiting list, etc.

#7 - Posted by: Mongo on March 28, 2005 12:56 PM

Magsafe .. Okay.

Why not JHP's rather than FMJ's??

#8 - Posted by: Mongo on March 28, 2005 12:58 PM

Mongo -

Because the pre-fragmented ammo serves as a JHP. THE FMJ rounds are good for penetration (walls etc...). But Frank, no offense a .380 is a girly gun.

#9 - Posted by: martin_luther on March 28, 2005 02:12 PM

That's why he took it to propose.

#10 - Posted by: Army NCO Guy on March 28, 2005 02:13 PM

Good call. Had she said no, you would have had to take her down. That weapon would have been easy to maneuver in the restaurant in caase she got a running start.

#11 - Posted by: Steve L. on March 28, 2005 02:22 PM

Yep .380 is girly, but I don't like FMJ's for personal protection. I'm not going to be shooting walls...

The KelTec is smalllllllll. Nice when a Glock or 1911 is too conspicuous. Like when you are proposing to a gal who knows guns.

#12 - Posted by: Mongo on March 28, 2005 02:36 PM

So, what did *she* have?

#13 - Posted by: Sotosoroto on March 28, 2005 03:18 PM

Ok, you are WAY too prepared.
He's not only armed while he's proposing to his girl, but he's got 2 "safety rounds" in case he's assailed by someone wearing armor.

#14 - Posted by: Craig on March 28, 2005 04:32 PM

I guess a .380 is ok for a proposal.
However, experts recommend a hi-cap .45 for divorce discussions.
Of course, that will never be applicable to Frank and Sarah. Why if they split, it would rend the whole space/time continuum.
(FYI - That would suck).

#15 - Posted by: jimmyb on March 28, 2005 05:01 PM

Hey for my divorce I wish I had some 16" naval artillery. (could have taken out the courthouse and the libtard judge,too.

I'ts good to see these two get together, made in heaven (or the blogosphere ... which is close to ?)

#16 - Posted by: Mongo on March 28, 2005 05:13 PM

I kinda figured there'd be a gun involved if you ever got hitched. heh ;)

Congrats again,Frank!

#17 - Posted by: Moe on March 28, 2005 06:02 PM

you forgot to mention that you were also armed with a set of huge cajones, because that's what it took to do what you did.

#18 - Posted by: theschramm on March 28, 2005 06:25 PM

put on about 50 lbs then you can carry a 1911 without it looking like a tumor sticking outa yer butt.

#19 - Posted by: JSAllison on March 30, 2005 03:06 PM

Was that a gun in your pocket or were you just glad to see her?

Congrats.

#20 - Posted by: trainer on March 31, 2005 01:32 AM
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