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April 01, 2005
Exciting announcement . . .
Despite the fun I had with you today regarding the sale of the imao.us domain name to a group of Japanese investors, I wasn't kidding yesterday when I noted that I had made a big deal for the imao website. I'm proud to announce that my first book has just been picked up for publication! . . . breastfeeding kittens.
Most people don't know that human breastmilk is the best food for kittens and contains the right amount of nutrients, in the right proportions, for the growing cat. A living, biological fluid, it contains many unique components, including lactoferrin for optimal absorption of iron and protection of the gut from harmful bacteria; lipases to assist in digestion of fats; and special growth factors and hormones that contribute to optimal feline growth and development. Furthermore, what's good for kittens is good for cat owners! Breastfeeding kittens is a joyful and relaxing experience that has been shown to lower blood pressure and bring on a sense of peace and tranquility. It's also a boon for the pocketbook--you fellow cat owners know how fast the cost of kitten chow and whole milk adds up! Now you too can learn about the joys of breastfeeding kittens by purchasing a copy of my new book in the imao.us store: And don't stop with the book--why don't you also purchase one of my new t-shirts to help spread the good word about kitten breastfeeding.
Remember, a breastfed cat is a happy cat! 49 Responses To "Exciting announcement . . ."
That is really, really disturbing. #1 - Posted by: Ann on April 1, 2005 09:30 PMBUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Careful, you don't want to get the FCC upset. After all, some folks might consider the above photos *rocking back and forth in the corner* I've been doing this for years. Didn't realize that it had health benefits, though. Or that it was a socially acceptable practice. . . . #4 - Posted by: sackofcatfood on April 1, 2005 10:22 PMThe cover of the book says "By IMAO.com's Frank J. Flemming" - so it is beginning to look like you may be the one buying the domain from the handle guys. #5 - Posted by: Taylor on April 1, 2005 10:34 PMCheck out the FrankJ evil eyes....aaaaaaaaaah...I'm blinded! #8 - Posted by: Connecticut Yankee on April 1, 2005 10:44 PMTurns out that for all the macho bluster, Frank's just another damned catblogger... #9 - Posted by: dr sardonicus on April 1, 2005 10:52 PMAIEEEEEEEEEEEE Frank!! First I'm dumped to someone selling hammers and hardware from THREE different links earlier today, and then when I come back tonight, I find THIS!?!??!?! WRONG! WRONG! WRONG! #10 - Posted by: MargeinMI on April 1, 2005 10:58 PMHoly Crap! That’s sick! You seriously need to sell that T-shirt! all you never wanted to know about male lactation: http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/milkmen.htm who knew? #13 - Posted by: sirkisser on April 1, 2005 11:26 PMI'm guessing it's safe to say that SarahK will not be modeling that shirt? #14 - Posted by: Kevin on April 1, 2005 11:31 PMFrank, I know you're working on getting in touch with your feminine side, now that you're getting married and all, but I don't think that's what Sarah had in mind. In the words of my daughter....eeeew, gross. #15 - Posted by: DixieDarlin' on April 1, 2005 11:39 PMYou've moved a tad beyond funny & into sick.... bleech...*shivers* #16 - Posted by: berserker on April 1, 2005 11:44 PMWhoa.. wait... is SarahK going to model this method as well? Then, Whooo hoo, you go girl! #17 - Posted by: doubletrouble on April 1, 2005 11:49 PMI find it quite funny, in a sad sort of way. #18 - Posted by: SilverBubble on April 1, 2005 11:58 PMIn the words of Stan Marsh...Holy @#&%, dude! #19 - Posted by: puschmj on April 2, 2005 12:06 AMWow. I sure didn't see that one coming. Good news, SarahK! You won't always be the one getting up in the middle of the night when FrankJ jr. gets hungry... #20 - Posted by: loki1228 on April 2, 2005 12:32 AMTough tittie said the kitty,but the milk's still good. ;) Hey Frank,am I imagining things,or is your surname spelled wrong on the 'Dummies' book? #21 - Posted by: Moe on April 2, 2005 01:28 AMCongrats on the book deal.Just found your site today, and find it very interesting. I'm mostly new to Morris #22 - Posted by: Morris on April 2, 2005 01:46 AMCongrats on the book deal.Just found your site today, and find it very interesting. I'm mostly new to Morris #23 - Posted by: Morris on April 2, 2005 01:48 AMewwwww. ewww and ewww. For the love of God no!! #24 - Posted by: BSG is #1 on April 2, 2005 02:12 AMAt least you've found a new hobby. #25 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on April 2, 2005 02:41 AMIs this what waiting for marriage leads to?????? I'm finding myself a cheap hooker tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! #26 - Posted by: Ewwww on April 2, 2005 07:35 AMDamn you're funny frankj. Keep up the great work. #28 - Posted by: jimmyb on April 2, 2005 07:53 AMThis is the funniest thing I've seen all week!! (And I really NEED to see something funny after this depressing week). Too funny Frank! #29 - Posted by: jonag on April 2, 2005 09:08 AMFrank & Sarah: Why is the t-shirt link coming from Sarah's site? #30 - Posted by: Protagonist on April 2, 2005 09:56 AMit reminds me of Sin City. Its funny, but it's got some disturbing elements to it . . . #32 - Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft on April 2, 2005 10:43 AMSo, one of your sponsors is now the Fe-Leche League? #33 - Posted by: Dave in Texas on April 2, 2005 10:59 AMFe-Leche!? TOO funny!! #34 - Posted by: jonag on April 2, 2005 11:28 AMIs this where Frank got the idea: Whew! Yer hot Frank. I see you and I thing DANG! I want sum man on man ACKSHUN! HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA! I GOT A STIFFY, COUSIN BUBBA! *SLOBBER SLOBBER SLOBBER!* You're an ass. I agree with Ann. #38 - Posted by: 007 on April 2, 2005 05:13 PMMy Senators here in Alabama are filibustering over forbidding gays from adopting children. I'm gonna call 'em and BEG them to add an amendment forbidding FrankJ from bre... nurs.... *ick* doing that! But at least the catblogging is on Friday this time. #39 - Posted by: jean on April 2, 2005 06:44 PMI really really really did not need to see this, and not this late at night either. I like to go to sleep with peaceful, calm thoughts... #40 - Posted by: John on April 2, 2005 11:41 PMsounds like you need a kitten john--to take the edge off ;) #41 - Posted by: sirkisser on April 3, 2005 12:07 AMFrank... As a fellow gun owning, freedom loving Conservative. You're starting to scare me. Or as Hank Hill would say: Jack. #42 - Posted by: Jack Deth on April 3, 2005 01:04 AMJust when I think I've seen it all, THIS! Sure hope she doesn't bite you! Why don't you publish your own first book and sell it on your website along with the T shirts? Would be a start and who knows, you might do well doing that. Also maybe an ebook for starters would be a good idea. We can't wait for things to happen, have to make them do so. I found this funny as hell, but it's about a quarter 'til six my time and I haven't been able to sleep at all... So pretty much anything that would be funny to a stoner or a happy drunk is funny to me right now. Many of the comments were funny too. #44 - Posted by: Adam (VRWC Member) on April 4, 2005 06:51 AMTo all of you who are worried about Frank's mental health: it looks like this is the work of Sarah K's evil fake twin. And for the record, I found it hilarious. :o) #45 - Posted by: AWG on April 4, 2005 11:11 AMHey FrankJ, you ought to get some tips from this lady: #46 - Posted by: Suzanne on April 4, 2005 06:57 PMRight-wing extremist nutjobs should all be burlap-bagged and drowned like my grandfather used to do to the feral kittens he found on his property. #48 - Posted by: Bill Mboto on April 5, 2005 10:11 AMlesbian dvdlesbian dvd vidoeslesbian dvd videozlesbians dvdlesbiandvddvd lesbiandvdlesbianlesbian porn dvdlesbian incest dvdamateur lesbian dvdlesbian extreme dvdlesbian video dvd salelesbian prison dvdlesbian bondage on dvdlesbian sex dvdhardcore lesbian dvdteen hot lesbian dvdbaby oil lesbian dvdlesbian sm dvdvalquiria dvd lesbianbuy lesbian porn dvdlesbian scat dvdmoone lesbian dvdlesbian adult dvdgauge lesbian dvdadult dvd lesbianadult dvd lesbiansadultdvdlesbianadult lesbian dvdlesbian dvd reviewslesbian erotic dvdlesbian dvd download #49 - Posted by: d on April 7, 2005 02:22 PMPost a comment
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