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April 15, 2005
Evil Glenn's Reality TV Show
Posted by Harvey at 10:49 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (9)

(A Filthy Lie)

After ABC's hit reality TV show "Wife Swap" had production halted due to an incident of child abuse, the network searched around desperately for a replacement show to air.

A junior production assistant at ABC theorized that if people would tune in to watch whiny, bossy, overly-opinionated women switch households, maybe it would be just as good to use whiny, bossy, overly-opinionated computer nerds in their place. Thus was born:


This week: an up-and-coming humor blogger who creates his own masterfully funny stories (sorry, it's NOT Scrappleface) switches places with a stodgy, uncreative, puppy-blending lawyer who hyper-leeches off the creativity of others to maintain his oppressive grip on the throat of the blogosphere. Thinker vs. linker, vamper vs. vampire, who will make the best adjustment to their new pixel-palace? Find out the answer tonight as Frank J. of IMAO and Glenn Reynolds of Instapundit do a


First up (in the extended entry) - Glenn Reynolds takes the helm at IMAO. Will he be able to keep Frank's readers ROTFL? Or will this be the worst disaster since group blogging?...


Inaccurate. Incoherent. Indeed.

In My World: Just Another Day at the Office
posted by Frank G.R. at 7:52 pm

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"Indeed." observed Donald Rumsfeld, not giving a crap what Bush or Rice did, as long as they didn't stop him from nuking Luxembourg, which he'd just selected for elimination by flinging a spitball at a spinning globe.

UPDATE: Chomps growled at the spitball - which made him very angry - before savagely attacking both it and the globe, shredding them both to the subatomic level.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Strategy Page has video of Buck the Marine kill'n foreigners in their dirty foreigner's airplane using only a pointy stick and his own flaming ball of foreigner-kill'n rage.

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Next... Frank J. lives the dream as he takes command of the biggest blog in the universe. Will he be able to maintain the traffic flow, or will he crash & burn like a dirty foreigner's airplane?...

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If you've got a modem, I've got an arrogant opinion. Worship me!

Aquaman has his own blog. I can't decide if that's lame or just completely gay.

posted at 08:26 PM by Glenn F.J. Reynolds

I just got bit by a monkey. I bit him back. Tasted like chicken.

posted at 08:30 PM by Glenn F.J. Reynolds

If something bites you and you bite it back, but it tastes more like hickory-smoked bacon than chicken, that's probably a pig-monkey.

UPDATE: Or possibly Michael Moore.

posted at 08:38 PM by Glenn F.J. Reynolds

Hippies taste like tofu and dirt.

posted at 08:50 PM by Glenn F.J. Reynolds

All this posting is making me hungry. I wonder if cats taste like chicken?

posted at 08:52 PM by Glenn F.J. Reynolds

Peace out, yo. Minerva's got a date with George Foreman.

UPDATE: Worship me!

posted at 08:59 PM by Glenn F.J. Reynolds

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And now the results:

Glenn Reynolds at IMAO:

Frank J. at Instapundit:



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