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April 20, 2005
Fun Trivia
Posted by Frank J. at 02:52 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (35)

Who would win in a fight between a cowboy, a pirate, a ninja, a viking, and a samurai?

The box office. That movie would be totally sweet!

Rating: 1.0/5 (4 votes cast)

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The box office, and the viewing public. :oD

#1 - Posted by: AWG on April 20, 2005 03:13 PM

The winner would be whichever one is the woman who just kicked out her boyfriend of 10 years because she caught him cheating. Or am I taking that question a little too personally? ;-)

#2 - Posted by: Jeno on April 20, 2005 03:26 PM

but in the movie the viking would win.

#3 - Posted by: Sac on April 20, 2005 03:29 PM

The Vikings hardly ever win and without Randy Moss they will be lucky to win even once.

#4 - Posted by: dply27 on April 20, 2005 03:34 PM

Yeah, the viking has to die so they can put his corpse on a boat and light it on fire.

#5 - Posted by: guttrhead on April 20, 2005 03:46 PM

Are they fighting all at one time in a cage match? Is this a bracket style match? Does the Pirate have one hand or two? Does the Cowboy have a good horse? Does the Viking have one of those cumbersome hats on?

#6 - Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom on April 20, 2005 04:04 PM

Is it just me or did this sound like some cheesy remake of the Village People?

#7 - Posted by: LcS on April 20, 2005 04:12 PM

Arrr, Jeno, so ye made the scurvy dog walk the plank? Me hopes he finds Davy Jones locker to his likin’, the lubber. Not to worry lass, there’s more fish in the sea. There be plenty of pirates ready to come about, and strike their colors for such as lass as thee.

#8 - Posted by: Connecticut Yankee (Privateer) on April 20, 2005 04:19 PM

I think the cat would win.

#9 - Posted by: Cincinnati_Bob on April 20, 2005 04:21 PM

I pick the one with the coolest firearm.

#10 - Posted by: Gullyborg on April 20, 2005 04:21 PM

Definetly the Viking. Nothing stops a good Berserker with a few kegs of mead in him.
See, since the pirates and vikings would be in hordes on their ships, they'd be the last to the fight. (Why hordes? you ask. Have you ever heard of pirates and vikings working alone? I don't think so.) So the landlubber loners go at it first.

The Samurai is the first to snuff it. He's not good at flipping around, so after an impressive display of sword twirling, the Cowboy plugs him with a .40 cal slug before being wiped out by the sneaky ninja.

Meanwhile the pirates have unsucessfully tried to sink the vikings with connon fire (vikings sail much faster than pirate ships), so the vikings storm ashore and wipe out the ninja who finds that nunchuks don't work well against the red furry fury of the north.

The pirates also come ashore, but find that their cutlasses don't fare too well against the sturdier steel of short swords and battleaxes.

#11 - Posted by: Thor Jr. on April 20, 2005 04:21 PM

Actually, it's also possible that the pirates would prefer recruiting the vikings (being of similar profession) get sauced on rum, and miss the beach completely, thus never finishing the fight.

#12 - Posted by: Thor Jr. on April 20, 2005 04:25 PM

Thank you CT Yankee! Oddly enough, he's from CT too. He's also a coward. I posted a link to his blog & the other her's blog (which is how I found out about it)on my own blog. Apparently it was too much to take, as both of them deleted their livejournals.

#13 - Posted by: jeno on April 20, 2005 04:43 PM

Cowboys....and vikings....ummm.
Can I go to this event? Sounds awesome!

#14 - Posted by: neocon cowgal on April 20, 2005 04:57 PM

The Viking would win early but would fold like a cheap suit when it really mattered...every time...hangs his head in shame and limps off into the sunset...(it's been a long day for the little trooper)

#15 - Posted by: USS Jimmy Carter "Attack" Submarine on April 20, 2005 05:21 PM

Wow, the first Fun Trivia in a while that was rofl funny. Thanks, thats what we've come to expect out of you Frank, my fellow overlord.

#16 - Posted by: humanoverlord on April 20, 2005 05:25 PM

Don't you guys know ANYTHING?

Who wins depends on the casting!

#17 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on April 20, 2005 05:43 PM

wtf? no monkeys? no clowns? no photon torpedoes? and what pretty boy hollywood actor would sign up for this movie if the right director isn't even in on the whole shebang?

#18 - Posted by: fluke_boy on April 20, 2005 05:56 PM

Cool! The little trooper just perked up! So who's the baddest of the bad. Most of the guys they pick to star in movies these days (Vin Diesel, Antonio Banderas) are girley men. I need to think about who my guy is for the Viking...

#19 - Posted by: USS Jimmy Carter "Attack" Submarine on April 20, 2005 05:58 PM

I think once they sent in the SWAT Monkey, they would all be destroyed by his monkey style.

#20 - Posted by: Chad on April 20, 2005 06:03 PM

This post reminded a board game geek friend of mine of this:

Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Catgirls--a fast-paced card game of space pirates, amazons, ninja, and catgirls. All at once.

http://www.bggfiles.com/bggimages/pic58989_sized.jpg
http://www.sjgames.com/spanc/

#21 - Posted by: TheHumanSponge on April 20, 2005 06:16 PM

I'll take the Vikings and the points. Is it an away game?

Seriously whatever happens Aquaman loses

#22 - Posted by: JoshG on April 20, 2005 06:18 PM

Does the Indiana Jones-type count as a cowboy of some sort? If not, I think that deserves its own category. Even if he didn't win, he would probably be my favorite, even over Vikings (and I like Vikings).

#23 - Posted by: Emily on April 20, 2005 06:39 PM

C'mon, guys: Aquaman would win. He's gotten smart, and would wait until they're all dead or so mauled they can't fight before he showed up. Unfortunately, at that point, the filming would be over, so the world would never know anyway.

#24 - Posted by: N. Allen on April 20, 2005 07:30 PM

Vikings stink, especially without Moss. And when was the last time the Cowboys did anything? Oh! You mean that fluke season 2 years ago? Nice.

The only way football could get more interesting this year is for the Eagles to trade TO for Porter. Then we'd hit critical-ego-mass between Moss and Owens. Wouldn't THAT be fun!?!

What was I saying again?

And since Porter is a good and surprisingly semi-normal receiver ... the Eagles would in all likelihood make it back for the big game. But alas, it takes them 4 times to actually win a big game. I'll be ... well, having a mid-life crisis by then.

#25 - Posted by: Undercover Hippie on April 20, 2005 08:36 PM

Me.

#26 - Posted by: Moe on April 20, 2005 09:16 PM

Actually, no, the Ninja would win.

#27 - Posted by: Beck on April 21, 2005 12:56 AM

Aquafag would win? And just how would that work...orange tights and all?

#28 - Posted by: USS Jimmy Carter "Attack" Submarine on April 21, 2005 06:21 AM

USS,
My tights are green!

It's my shirt that is orange.

Idiot.

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#30 - Posted by: gownforless on April 21, 2005 12:59 PM

Aquaman wears a prom dress?

#31 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on April 21, 2005 01:25 PM

Among other things,Ducky.

But,I'm bettin' that even Aquafella in drag,smells less like fish than my prom date did in '91.

It's my own fault,though.That's what I get for copying names and phone numbers off bathroom walls.That foul heathenous heifer used up all my coupons for KFC and Bojangles.

#32 - Posted by: Moe on April 21, 2005 02:57 PM

did i just get called an idiot by a guy that wears green spandex? only on this blog...

#33 - Posted by: USS Jimmy Carter "Attack" Submarine on April 21, 2005 05:09 PM

You heard what Helen Keller said when she walked past Aquaman? "Good afternoon Ladies"...

#34 - Posted by: USS Jimmy Carter "Attack" Submarine on April 21, 2005 05:10 PM
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