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April 22, 2005
Carnival of Comedy Submissions
Posted by spacemonkey at 04:27 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (11)

!!!! WARNING! CARNIVAL OF COMEDY UPDATE AHEAD !!!!

!!!! WRITTEN BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN FRANK J !!!!

!!!! DO NOT READ IF THIS WILL MAKE YOU CRY !!!!

!!!! OR SOIL YOURSELF !!!!

!!!!! I WARNED YOU !!!!!

Carnival of Comedy submissions are just a rolling on in. Rolling like a thing what rolls a lot.

Not sure if the correct descriptive term for the number of entries is a boatload or a truckload or trainload. Definitely not a bikeload, it would so totally crush a bike flat. But it is definitely a load of some sort.

Some real funny stuff there too. Keep 'em coming though! We want this carnival to have a carnival participation for the record books. If such a book was kept.

Good job so far. Its gonna be great!

Update: Sorry, forgot to link it.

Rating: 1.0/5 (2 votes cast)

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11 Responses To "Carnival of Comedy Submissions"

first!!!

#1 - Posted by: jimmyb on April 22, 2005 04:47 PM

first!!!

#2 - Posted by: jimmyb on April 22, 2005 04:48 PM

Sorry about the double first.

MONKEY!! HI!

Monkeys were made for carnivals!

As long as it's not a pant-load it will be ok.

jimmyb

#3 - Posted by: jimmyb on April 22, 2005 04:50 PM

Pant-load is the clean version of what I was thinking of. heh

Indeed!

Monkey,you're such a goofy goof. ;)

#4 - Posted by: Moe on April 22, 2005 04:58 PM

It goes buttload, shitload, fuckload.

#5 - Posted by: Laurence Simon on April 22, 2005 05:04 PM

Laurence: I think "assload" would go in your list better than "buttload". Kind of gives it an dirty-word theme.

#6 - Posted by: Tracey on April 22, 2005 05:52 PM

Well.... I'm back from my adventures in Boot Camp. It was fun.

#7 - Posted by: Morphius Kane (USMC) on April 22, 2005 08:26 PM

We should all express a sentiment of gratitude to Morphius Kane for his service.
Thanks kid!!!
With you available to break things & kill people, I can sleep well tonight.
Best wishes........

#8 - Posted by: doubletrouble on April 22, 2005 10:30 PM

WTF?? Carnival of comedy submissions? I love carnivals. And I love comedy. And I love submission. I especially like how you post about this but have no information or links so that I can join. Or is it only for you cool bloggers that get "hits" and "visitors" to your sites, and don't visit site meter twenty freakin times a day only to find a sea of your own domain, that the only person visiting is yourself just to make absolutely sure the blog is up and running.
Oh sweet Jebus I am so depressed. I want to die.

#9 - Posted by: a4g on April 23, 2005 12:25 AM

Pretty Funny Link...

www.savetoby.com

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