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April 28, 2005
I'm Sick and Joe's Hot
Sorry for no post, but I'm home sick. I got woken up this morning, though, by a call from my brother, Joe foo' the Marine, in Iraq. Says he's really getting good with his Arabic and the locals are all friendly. A lot of the time they aren't doing much, so the military has a bunch of signs up saying, "Complacency Kills." Now everyone wants to name his tank "Complacency" since "Complacency Kills." Joe also says nothing is as bad or as good as either side would make things out, so take all news with a grain of salt. Anyhoo, I'm getting back to bed. Be honorable, ronin. 12 Responses To "I'm Sick and Joe's Hot"
Glad to hear that your brother is doing well, and hope you return to good health quickly. Robatussen works well for me, and I'm super tolerant to drugs. #1 - Posted by: Aris_Ravencroft on April 28, 2005 01:27 PMah, poor mr. sicky. Glad to hear Joe Foo's doing well, sorry to hear you aren't. Hope you get better soon, fella. #3 - Posted by: LokiDoki on April 28, 2005 01:38 PMDrink 2 Guinness and sleep until the morning. Semper Fi, Joe foo' #4 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on April 28, 2005 02:32 PMLike Rush Limbaugh, I can recommend Zicam for all cold-related symptoms. Unlike Rush, I do not get paid for this endorsement. And best wishes and a safe return to Joe Foo. #5 - Posted by: azlibertarian on April 28, 2005 04:12 PMA stiff pull of whiskey and a pair of gloves cures many things: reporters, liberals, terrorists. Perhaps they may even cure a cold. This is a message on behalf of the "Rumsfeld Strangler". #6 - Posted by: coffeeachiever on April 28, 2005 10:17 PMNyQuil. But only the green-death flavor. Taken after said whiskey and gloves treatment, of course. #7 - Posted by: libertarianhawk on April 28, 2005 10:37 PMAre you up reading this? What? What are you doing up at this hour? You should be in bed getting your rest, you poor, sick, dear boy. How can you make teh funnee if you're up being sick? Here... here's a cup of chicked broth... (l'il dash o' sumthin in there, wink wink) now drink up and back to bed with you. Be funny in the morning! #8 - Posted by: jean on April 29, 2005 01:35 AM
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