Welcome to the 00000101 00000101 00000101 Edition of the Carnival of Comedy!

I know, I know it's the second week and maybe I COULD have named it the 2nd Carnival of Comedy but the other carnivals are all way up there on their numbers. Since there's really no set rules ( I checked) to what number you have to put on a carnival. So I figure why not put a message in binary? Binary things are collections of 2 things, commonly called pairs of things, a couple. It may actually be twice as funny as last week.

The Carnival of Comedy this week, I think, has something for everyone whether you're a fan of off-the-wall cheap-production math rock or not. I know I am.

I'd like to think I did a somewhat decent job reviewing the entries for content. But let me know in the comments if I missed something that should be warned about. Be sure to leave the funnymakers some comments on their blogs too, if you likey their funny.

With no further ado about nothing, here's the 00000101 00000101 00000101 Edition of the Carnival of Comedy. A Carnival so nice, Something Something (that's twice).

ProfShade at ProfShade presents a comedy cut-away diagram of the A380 titled European A380 Airbus Lifts Off

Kyle Dunham at Guns and Glory sits down for a one-on-one dinner date with Michael Moore before the release of F9/11. His (assuming the name Kyle indicates a male individual) account of said dinner date is entitled "Dinner Date With Michael Moore"

J. Fielek at Quibbles-n-Bits says "The King has come! And you can get fries with that!" as he presents The King Has Come

bob at 667 tells how Ed gets a motocycle and in the process discovers Varied and sundry uses for Vaseline [L, S]

Grant Reichert at Creative Destruction presents an idea to make the new Pope more Pope-ular in "New pope can appease reformists by supporting complicated food "

EquusChick at The Common Room gets a new skirt and has an adventure totally unrelated to aforementioned new skirt. EquusChick presents Going to the City, Or Why You Shouldn't

Matt offers a post by Justin at A Beard Neglected titled "On Balding"

Did you miss "The Apprentice" when the "job applicants" had the task of "designing" office supply products? Ironman at Political Calculations watches this reality show so you don't have to! After he did he wrote some stuff so he could give us 'Designing "The Apprentice"'

Dana at Northshore Politics presents a sports related post called "This would never happen in New Orleans"

Two Dogs at Mean Ol' Meany is reading and responding to SPAM and that's why he (Two Dogs is his native american name, Not two actual dogs) presents BIG-TIME Part II, Oh Yeah, I'm Loaded Now!

Buckley F. Williams at The Nose On Your Face has a list of Bush's Top 9 Ted Kennedy Nicknames [L]

Laurence Simon at IFOC News presents a game you play at home or the ballpark, Roger Clemens Bingo

Uncle Jimbo at Military Matters- Uncle Jimbo presents Most enjoyable brawls I have watched

jimmyb at The Conservative UAW Guy presents his take on Castle Doctrine "Whole State of Florida Killed Today"

Chess Hazlett at chessandlena.comsays "A flat tire, a fast thinker, and the Mysteries of Science... and a legend is born." when describing Cincinnati Air

Prof. Stephen Hawking at Point Five presents On the Appreciation of Human Beauty [L]

Dan Lovejoy at Dan & Angi have something to say presents But I just want the pizza

Pluto's Dad at Eyes On The Ball News presents FBI Cracks Down On Octagenarians And about time too, I might add.

Jim McCarthy at Letter From California presents [Bleep], No, We Won't...What was it Again?

Kid Various at The Idiom pokes fun at a hunger striker in Fish...Barrel...BANG!

Citizen Grim at Right Hand of God presents Michael Moore's Favorite Red State

David at third world county presents What a deplorable little... meme

Tom McMahon at 4-Block World presents Left Vs Right and at Tom McMahon presents The Movie Jaws On Different TV Channels

Bozark Manchew at Fireworks Rule! presents Finally! Out of Jail!

Sam Johnson at I am abused mentally by my colon presents You Got The Dog Pregnant

James Wigderson at Wigderson Library & Pub presents Mom's Day and Dante's Inferno

Jeff Miller at The Curt Jester presents Self Defense for Bureaucrats

Ferdinand T. Cat at Conservative Cat presents Bias

Lana at live from the guillotine presents Mawage and gets bonus points for the 'Princess Bride' reference.

Unknown Blogger Frank J. at IMAO presents his luckily incorrect prediction as to what he would post May 3rd, 2005 - In My Possible Future World: The Howard Dean Presidency Shudder

Patriot Xeno at Right Hand of God presents A List of Things the Good Looking Girl Working in the Bank Downstairs is Probably Not Saying to Her Coworkers About Me

John Hatch at Ideas Hatched presents Clinton Takes on Obesity

The Man at GOP and the City presents Macho Macho Man Caption Contest

Gus Van Horn at Gus Van Horn presents Chinese Leader Accepts Olive Branch

Pete at The Chapin Nation presents a tragic account of what happens when the "U.S. Mint Sells Out."

Lee Zanello at See The Donkey says he had a band, yada yada yada and then tells us "funny stuff is in the music downloads at the bottom of the page." as he presents The Comedic Wunderband: Yodacock [couldn't preview all the songs but he ones I did were clean-ish]

The Babaganoosh at The Baba Gannouj gives us ten quick facts about something called the "Committee on Committees". He calls it "Again With The Bureaucracy"

Spacemonkey, your host, enters some foolishness about Coca Cola Zero - The Binary Cola

Thanks for submitting funny, reading funny, linking funny, commenting funny or just plain looking funny. Thanks for whatever role you played in this 00000101 00000101 00000101 Edition of the Carnival of Comedy!
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