(A Filthy Lie)

Glenn Reynolds is pretty much burnt out on blogging. He claims that posting's been a little light lately because relatives are in town, but *I* know the truth - he's getting off the computer and back to his roots as a farmer.

Yup, bought himself 40 acres, tucked away back in a secluded Tennessee valley, and he's raising...

Well, that part's a little disturbing.

You see, Glenn has two great passions in life besides blogging. One is puppies, because - when properly blended - they give him the energy to keep blogging. The other is penguins, because they... well... let's just say they fulfill... other needs.

Being the efficient type, Glenn attempted to combine both animals. Since penguins are hard to come by in Tennessee - not being native and all - he practiced with other canine-avian hybrids to perfect his technique. Some pictures of his early work are in the extended entry...

After all this practice, he was ready to start using penguins. Early results were a bit... off...

A few hard kicks to the Genentic Intermolecularizing Blendificator helped get the eyes right at least:

Heh. Silly Glenn... you need to use the puppy's SKULL as a source for your genetic material - which he figured out, eventually. Leading to the final successful creation of:

THE PUPGUIN!

Expect Glenn's blogging to become more robust in the near future.

[all pictures courtesy of HumanDescent.com]

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