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May 15, 2005
And I Always Thought Just Not Being American Was Enough
Peemil of Where Are My Socks? explains the practical reason for invading Canada NOW! 10 Responses To "And I Always Thought Just Not Being American Was Enough"
SECOND!!! The Peoples Republic of Canadia has long been a menace on our northern flank although I don't think we actualy have to invade. We can send a company or so of Marines on leave to go party in Montreal and the frog-speakers will surrender out of genetic predisposition. Now if you wanna' talk invasions I trackbacked with the tale of my first shot at entering denied terrority Invading Czechoslovakia Cordially, Uncle J #3 - Posted by: Uncle Jimbo on May 15, 2005 02:15 PMYou're losing in Iraq, you lost in Vietnam, a draw in Korea, what makes you think that you can beat anybody else. We have given you a comedy industry for years. BTW, there is no country called Czechoslovakia. #4 - Posted by: Fred on May 15, 2005 10:16 PMBWAHAHAHAHA! Our evil plan is working! Wait! I'm a conservative. I'm against the welfare state. But the power is so alluring... #5 - Posted by: The Bear on May 15, 2005 10:45 PMFred - Filthy Canadian! We WILL invade you and steal your fresh water supply! ... AND your precious comedy industry. ... but you can have William Shatner back. He was cool for a while, but frankly, he's become quite annoying lately. #6 - Posted by: Harvey on May 16, 2005 12:24 AMFred how soon we forget that the Czech Republic and Slovakia were once one nation. Just because they our now seperate doesn't mean that it never existed. BTW if Canada doesn't stop massing it's citizens on the border of the U.S. we will be forced to attack and raze the too French (State? I don't know what you wacky canadians call those territories) Quebec. #7 - Posted by: Phat Tony on May 16, 2005 12:44 PMThe very existence of Canada is, in of itself, comedy. #8 - Posted by: George on May 16, 2005 12:57 PMThe water. We've peed in all of it. Shatner. You want to invade Canada, but you can't handle one Canadian? I never said that Czechoslovakia never existed, simply that there is no such country now. The talk of invading it, I presumed, was to be in the present, not in the past. If the latter is true, you might need to keep Tiberius (as his friends call him). Quebec. Take it. On the condition you assimilate them into the collective. BTW, it is a province but seeks to be a (nation) state. #10 - Posted by: Fred on May 16, 2005 11:55 PMPost a comment
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