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May 20, 2005
20 Responses To "Why Do I Have to Make the Funny Everyday?"
Despite all women's ability to nag men to death; enemy soldiers would only counter this attack by turning up their tv's befor mounting a counter strike. #1 - Posted by: Phat Tony on May 20, 2005 11:28 AMQ: How do you determine whether a woman is fit for combat duty? A: She rolls her own tampons. #2 - Posted by: Sticky B on May 20, 2005 11:34 AMBlast you, Tony! Strange fact is that the only women that have enough rage to wage a war are the feminist and at the moment they are too busy promoting the vagina monologues at college campuses to bother themselves with useful destruction. Oh and jimmy make that third. #4 - Posted by: Phat Tony on May 20, 2005 11:39 AMThe Army has released the plan to use women in combat but the process is being slowed by the bidding war between Prada and Gucci for the new woman friendly rucksack. #5 - Posted by: Phat Tony on May 20, 2005 11:45 AMAll though the women are strong in the kung fu; their "windmill-slap hair pulling" kung fu is no match for the terrorist's "homicide bombing" kung fu style. #6 - Posted by: Phat Tony on May 20, 2005 11:55 AMIn my years of experience I can only say one good thing about women soldiers. .......ah forgot what it was. #7 - Posted by: jim b on May 20, 2005 11:55 AMAfter long debate between Armed Forces leadership they have come to the conclusion that there is no way to schedule a war around the show times of oprah and desperate housewives. #8 - Posted by: Phat Tony on May 20, 2005 12:05 PMIf they take our chocolate away, we'll be all over them terrorists like white on rice! Kitty's got claws! #10 - Posted by: Janna on May 20, 2005 01:02 PM>chocolate lol, amen
If women have entered combat outright war would cease to occur. However, assasinations will be at an all time high... #13 - Posted by: Faith+1 on May 20, 2005 01:44 PMNow common guys! Give the little ladies a break... You can't convince me that there isn't a place for let's say Oprah or who's that sow...oh yea...Rosie? We could send them in along with a couple of battalions of their followers and I'm betting that the camel humpers will come running hands up with a whole new level of respect for the American male... A couple of weeks of these hags nagging these guys and they will do whatever we want! #14 - Posted by: USS Jimmy Carter "Attack" Submarine on May 20, 2005 02:25 PMMilitary has deployed Rosi O'Donal by means of a HALO jump; code name Operation Dumbo Drop. #15 - Posted by: Phat Tony on May 20, 2005 02:30 PMSo that's what they are preparing chloe and her personality disorder for (re: 24). She's going to get her own scowling squad to annoy the enemy to death, and if that doesn't work, she will mow them down with a never ending machine gun. #16 - Posted by: mech on May 20, 2005 05:52 PMYou guys have neglected to mention that if, during a major battle, one of us ladies decided to use the latrine, we'd ALL have to go. #17 - Posted by: TJgruffs on May 21, 2005 12:14 AM2bit dictator: "Why are you bombing us?" 1st woman General: "Oh, I think you know why!" #18 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on May 21, 2005 03:30 AMMcWert, LOL!! #19 - Posted by: jonag on May 21, 2005 01:07 PMMcWert. . .It's not. . .'Oh, I think you know why", it's "Well, if you don't know I'm not going to tell you . . " #20 - Posted by: BOB on May 21, 2005 11:33 PMPost a comment
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