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May 20, 2005
Uthe the Fourth! Carnival of Comedy (Week 4)
Hah! You thought I was going to go on That well is, while maybe not gone dry, definitely starting to get a little muddy. Or maybe you thought I was going to use 'th''s instead of 's''s. Well maybe I did but just in the title. So since it's late, I'll skip the usual spacemonkey blather. There is your 4th Carnival of Comedy. Now fortified with small bitesize spacemonkey nuggets! A Top 10 List usually has, well, 10 items. This one has, um, well, less. Ever suspect your weather man is an idiot? Hatless has no such suspicions. He knows. I think the title is funny all by itself. But there's more. A post even. He's definitely onto something there. I can't believe it's not people! I always thought Sen. Boxer was more than a little off, the Therapist demonstrates how far off. Kim delivers what a folk was looking for. Jackson legal loophole discovered. Doc, belts a few, shows of his stuff and it's, um, not appreciated. It's also not what you think. Jim plays role of celebrity futurist. DHM's kids give her lip on a road trip. Patriot Xeno, thinker. The sequel to Korangate is looking porktastic! Runaway Bride - Runaway Libido Senator Walters has figured out how to run a restaurant on a low ad budget. Looks like the legal bills will, well you'll see. Self descriptive. Really. Kyle, social scientist of moving metal rooms. I didn't count the words. 100 is a big number! Frank J says "Hear it's going to be another big hurricane season, so here is my old guide to hurricanes." Rob B. at File it Under presents Stiffy Sack Strengthens Shaft Shape Sustaining Sexual Stimulation [PG-13 by Rob's own admission] *Disclaimer*: no Fish were harmed in the creation of this post. Nor were any apparently involved for that matter. I blame newsweek for the atrocity reported here. This probably applies to any scientfic conference. With A [Censored] here. Twist their arm, did you? Blogging tips for people who need really distructive advice.. Really simple blogging advice. Know the truth about Fireworks and fight the ignorance being spread by the pansy main stream media. Just make sure they get your good side, assuming you have one. Full Motion Audio! Written, apparently, especially for the Carnival of Comedy, a tribute/ripoff of IMW. Thief! Don't stop at the vader/bush pic, keep scrolling! Not Herbie but apparently still a love bug. The evidence speaks for itself . . . . Apparently working on the highway can really stink. Gwaypes pwobably tastes bettew than woadkill. That's it. Lotsa good funny this time. Want to be in the next Comedy of Carnival? Why would you want to? This is the Carnival of Comedy. An entirely different ordering of the words 'of' 'carnival' and 'comedy'. I don't even know what a comedy of carnival is. Sounds silly. Go to the Carnival of Comedy FAQ page for more info on being part of the upcoming Carnival of COMEDY. 11 Responses To "Uthe the Fourth! Carnival of Comedy (Week 4)"
ALL HAIL SPACEMONKEY! He has been redeemed through the power of funny! #1 - Posted by: a4g on May 20, 2005 12:05 PMSorry mine wasn't funnier. Thanks for linking to it anyway. #4 - Posted by: chaika on May 20, 2005 02:33 PMNicely done. I'm pretty sure I won't be able to hear a Bob Marley song again without thinking of that list. I'm off to read the other entries instead of working. Oh well, there are other ER doctors here anyway. By the way, in honor of my entry, I am offering temporary free access to my blog for all IMAO visitors. And, the more posts you read, the more points you rack up! Just click my name to be magically transported. #5 - Posted by: paul on May 20, 2005 03:27 PMsmall bitesize spacemonkey nuggets ...now that just sounds gross! #6 - Posted by: Tracey on May 20, 2005 04:50 PMI think the quality of these improves every week. :) Nicely done, all! #7 - Posted by: Citizen Grim on May 20, 2005 06:56 PMSweet, my first IMAO! And to think that those of my highschool yearbook commitee voted me "most likely to die face down in the sewer without being missed a moment because he never contributed a thing." (It was a tough school) I have to say that I owe it all to condoms and the American way. #9 - Posted by: Rob B. on May 20, 2005 09:34 PMsmall bitesize spacemonkey nuggets! Oooo...my fav chocolate fondue dippers...rolling them in toasted almonds adds a nice crunch. I recommend a nice single malt chaser to brace one for the onslaught of sith-speak week (if you can say that 5 times quickly, then larger shot glasses may be required). #10 - Posted by: bj on May 21, 2005 12:59 PMHey spacemonkey! Thanks for the links in the Carnival. I have since rebuilt my blog and the link to the first post ("I'm in the Mood for Love") has changed. Could you fix it to point to: http://www.theartoftheblog.com/blog/archives/2005/05/im_in_the_mood.html Thanks! Post a comment
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