Outstanding ideas, Harvey. I'll spare your life for another day.

I'm not sure exactly what should happen to Newsweak but it certainly should involve napalm and high velocity bullets. Lots of each.

I'd spare Isikoff a lot of my wrath, though. Isikoff also was first with many of Clinton's scandals - Lewinsky, Paula Jones, and Kathleen Willey - but Newsweek and the Washington Post (his two employers at the time) decided not to run the stories.

So Isikoff may be overzealous in his story gathering, but he does it in non-partisan way. Blame the editors for sitting on his Clinton stories, but running with his much weaker Koran flushing story.

Is "untrustworthier" a word?

I think forcing them to exclusively cover Jacque Chirac and the French political system would probably be sufficient.

Newsweek should be forced to change it's name to News Weak. Instead of flushing it, it should be used only to wipe the butts of the american people or used to line litter boxes.

Yay! Swirly!- Priceless!

I would suggest a Newsweek bonfire, but I think all the fumes from poor quality journalism would be toxic.

Have a surgeon general warning on every issue, "May be harmful to American's Health."

Horse whipping sound good. 50 lashes for each person that was killed as a result of this BS.

Let the familys sue. I think they should be tryied fo first degree murder, they knew what their actions would lead to.

This is classic!
I'm more of a non-physical torture fan, though, and would like to throw out the idea of making Jerry Falwell the new editor in chief at NW. That'll fix their little red wagons...

Harv,

I was going to call you on -

* Pack 'em onto the short bus & ship 'em off to Remedial Journalism School.

until I read the next line. I'm sure we have some Predator drones sitting around with nothing to do!

And then we'll send the bill for the missiles used to any survivors!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

* Make the Newsweek staff actually READ the Koran so that they'll understand WHY it should be flushed.

LOL on that one, Harvey.

You're in true form, as always.

Viva...

Untrustworthier, you gotta love it.
Swirly, also, awesome!

Rope, stakes, anthill, honey [...]

I prefer 'rope, stakes, gopher hole, and fire.'

Newsweak press credentials should be permanently revoked. Their reporters and other staff members should not be allowed to attend any press conference or any other event sponsored by a Federal agency.

Any reporter from another organization sharing information with Newsweak should also have their credentials revoked.

Any Federal employee at any level that provides information on any topic to a Newsweak reporter shall be suspended without pay for a three days, for the first offense, nine days for the second offense and fired for the third offense.

Newsweak should be held responsible for the deaths of those people and subpoenas issued seizing all files and computers at the corporate offices, reporter's homes and the homes of the corporate officers. (Let's see them get the next issue out without any computers.)

Hmmm... much anger I sense... strong the Dark Side is with these commenters... :-)

Ship them off to Iraq to interview all border crossers to and from Syria.

The top 3 editors responsible for the decision to run that story should be given a privileged position of being the only reporters allowed to cover Condi Rice's next trip to Afghanistan, where she will give a personal speech before a large crowd. And she will tell the crowd, in whatever language they speak over there, that the USA is very sorry for desecrating the Koran, and in token of our remorse we have brought three individuals who have been discovered to have desecrated Korans to make their apologies in person. And then she should point out the Newsweek editors, who should be among the crowd getting audience reactions, and say, "There they are."

How can you be so blind and hateful.Its a shame that people still live in the Dark Ages. Open your eyes and get a life.

"..get a life." -cowardly liberal

Pot: Hi, kettle. You're looking awfully black today! :D

"Its a shame that people still live in the Dark Ages. Open your eyes.." -same bleeding heart

Well, said. In case you haven't noticed: we are trying very hard to bring the Middle East into the modern world. :D

Dear Terrorists:

How can you be so blind and hateful? It's a shame that people still live in the Dark Ages. Open your eyes and get a life.

Love,
America

Let's kill two birds with one stone. Here's the program:

1. Pay our U.N. bills on condition that we get to appoint a whole bunch of bureaucrats.

2. Appoint the entire staff of Newsweek to jobs at the U.N. where their principal responsibility is to fly around attending conferences and saying stupid things. (Newsweek collapses.)

3. Wait. (U.N. collapses.)