The Gang of Fourteen - shall the republic fall because of their arrogance and foolishness?

There are those out there who want to overthrow our government and our country. They want to destroy everything we have, take everything we own. All our progress will collapse to ruins if they have their way.

And then they shall replace it all with something pretty much the same.

This danger is the moderate extremists. They are a growing force in politics and why the fourteen came together. The fourteen wished to appease these moderates out of fear of the violence the moderate extremists may or may not use based on whether some sort of consensus can be reached. They have fourteen of our senators in their grasp now, and may soon have more. With enough power, they'll turn America into some sort of moderacracy, and then we'll all be doomed... or, at least, bored.

The moderates are the pawns of Satan. They march over all the traditions we have, and, if any oppose them, they'll take his views into consideration along with all others. They cannot be reasoned with - or they can be reasoned with too much. They are vicious, ruthless, backstabbing, and extremely boring to read about unless lots of hyperbole is used. And they love hyperbole, as it scares people to the mushy middle from which they draw their unholy powers.

These fiends - these moderates - are everywhere. But how can you identify them? They use phrases such as, "I think both sides have valid points here," "Let's consider all viewpoints," and, "Perhaps by reaching a compromise, we can end all this arguing."

What to do if you find a moderate? Notify the FBI, and, whatever you do, don't back up from your extreme viewpoints when confronted by one. What moderates desire is to be liked by everyone, but you must hate them. It's hard, because they seem boring and innocuous, but you must hate them with every fiber of your being. Also, hit them with sticks. While being angry, they may somewhat agree they should be hit with sticks just to confuse you, but don't fall for it. We must chase all these moderates with their stick-beaten faces out of regular society and leave America to the extremists as God intended.

If it leads to open civil war, the war is what they'll get. And, as the moderates charge with their battle cry of, "There's still time to compromise!" be steadfast and not let fear take hold of you. The future lies with us, the extremists, and all the mainstream exists for is to wash away the weak.

Be honorable, ronin - honorable to the extreme!

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