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June 02, 2005
Carnival of Comedy #6
Whoa. Dudes. It’s like so totally a comedy carnival. I'm your host. RightWingDuck. I'm so excited, look at all these exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man. I’ve been laughing so long, I wet my pants! Actually, I wet my pants and THEN started laughing. That’s how funny I know you guys are. Hold on. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There - had to get it out of my system. Anyway. Today is the 6th Carnival of Comedy. So, be careful and practice safe sixth. *rimshot* We had a lot of great entries. BTW, I made a goof on some of the cutting and pasting, but I think I have them all. Anyway, if you don't see your entry here this week, feel free to resubmit it for Carnvial # 7. This way we keep you guys coming back for more!! Okay. Let's move on with the show. Do you know why you shouldn't eat pizza and pickles before bedtime? Hatless in Hattiesburg at Hatless in Hattiesburg presents Funny ER Dream Hmmm. Pepsi. The other white meat. a4g at Point Five presents Muslims Allege Pepsi Contains Pig Parts Um. I debated adding this one. Patriot gets a warning, but at least he's looking out for #1. Patriot Xeno at Right Hand of God presents 'The Little Things' That Are Awesome: First Leak in the Morning Apprenticeship? Ironman at Political Calculations presents The Next "The Apprentice" Do you want to know why you should take your prescription medication? Jason Pomerantz at Fiddle and Burn: A Daily Comic Strip in Prose presents The Frog Vice-President What makes Paris so darn special? Ken O'Banion at JAFO presents The Last Time I Saw Paris... What's better than Campfire stories? muse at me-ander presents Israelie Campfires and My Girl Scout Badge How about a tea party? Peemil at Where are my socks? presents If Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld were pompous 19th Century English gentlemen having a tea party.
boborr4 at either orr presents brenda's english-french dictionary
Elisson at Blog d'Elisson presents CLIMBING THE WALLS Secret Michael Jackson evidence? Buckley F. Williams at The Nose On Your Face presents Jury Sees Jacko "To Do" List TJ. This one almost didn't make the cut. Gross. Heee hee. Funny. But gross... tj at Zazzafooky presents I Shit You Not I love it when people are bitter... Jim McCarthy at Letter From California presents Stone Cold Stupid Every wonder what a cyborg really thinks? Mark A. Rayner at The Skwib presents A sarcastic cyborg debriefs Hippies are stupid. Heh heh. Chad Hamilton at PlaidBerry presents Bumper Sticker Ideology III
Editor at Editors in Pajamas presents Today's vocabularly lesson Um. Er. Um. Uh. Sigh. Groan... Tommy at Striving for Average presents Palm Trees
Mr. Right at The Right Place presents Selections from the "Donktionary" This is a (first) good (FIRST) link to read (FIRST!!) at JimmyB's place (FIRST!!) jimmyb at The Conservative UAW Guy presents Mee-Oww FIRST!! Here's another great vocabulary lesson! Bill C at The Daily Cause presents Donktionary
phin at phin's blog presents A new breed of blogger Kim at Ramble Strip presents Paris Hilton, in list form
Elyas at Ablogistan presents The Adventures of Acinom
Will Franklin at WILLisms.com presents Wednesday Caption Contest: Part 8. Er. Um. Here... John Hatch at Ideas Hatched presents Someone who may or may not be Jayson Blaire at Huffington's Toast presents Ward “Lobachevsky” Churchill I love a good military story. Uncle Jimbo at Military Matters with Uncle Jimbo presents Spanky & the Shark
JMK at presents Triumph @ Attack of the Clones
!!! 17 Responses To "Carnival of Comedy #6"
hooray Boo! You skipped my French Soldier's Survival Kit, you treacherous waterfowl! #3 - Posted by: Citizen Grim on June 2, 2005 11:05 AMAs usual, the RHOG post (French Survival Kit) is great. Oh, yeah. I wasn't going to say it, but, since you insist Ducky...First!!! (Belated). Nice carnival, by the way. #4 - Posted by: jimmyb on June 2, 2005 11:22 AMYeah, I got dropped, too. I hope that you aren't saying that my funny is bad. If so; a pox on your house, RWD. #6 - Posted by: Two Dogs on June 2, 2005 11:58 AMYeah, I got dropped from the list, too. I hope that you aren't saying that my funny is bad. If so; a pox on your house, RWD. #7 - Posted by: Two Dogs on June 2, 2005 12:00 PMno wonder there's all those "I Loathe RightWingDuck" websites out there #8 - Posted by: Citizen Grim on June 2, 2005 12:19 PMTWo dogs, I never saw that post. When did you submit it? Citizen Grim - uh. The dog ate it? #9 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on June 2, 2005 12:28 PMMan tough crowd 'round here eh Duck? I guess whining that mine was down at the bottom would be poor form. Fun stuff though. Cordially, Uncle J #10 - Posted by: Uncle Jimbo on June 2, 2005 01:16 PMOh my goodness! That midget diarhea story is almost too gross to believe! #11 - Posted by: jonag on June 2, 2005 01:41 PMRWD, I submitted at 8:51 pm last night. It's all cool, it wasn't that funny anyway. I'll try again next week. #12 - Posted by: Two Dogs on June 2, 2005 05:58 PMThanks for including Baile Rochel, and remember that laughing's good for your health. #13 - Posted by: muse on June 3, 2005 12:53 AMWoo hoo. Mine was higher up the list than Uncle Jimbo. (So much for solidarity amongst Madison area bloggers! :-) #15 - Posted by: Simon on June 3, 2005 11:08 AMOdi... I rememeber that one. Wow, how many entries did I lose on that cutting and pasting? Oh well. Controversy keeps people talking. BTW, Some of you are getting big heads or being upset that you were listed at the bottom. All entries were posted in the order they were received. Okay??? Children. #16 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on June 3, 2005 11:34 AMI actually enjoy the fact that my entry was the closing act. Finished up the carnival with a bang I think! "Which one of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?" Post a comment
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