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June 03, 2005
So Begins the 27th Year of the Age of Frank
Posted by Frank J. at 09:39 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (31)

Well, I actually turn 26 tomorrow, but you can celebrate my birthday today! First, everyone post in the comments section here about how great I am, and I order all the other IMAO bloggers to write a post about my greatness.

Later, there will be an unveiling of a special surprise! Hooray!

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31 Responses To "So Begins the 27th Year of the Age of Frank"

Happy Birthday Great One! 27? You're just a pup! I can't even remember 27!

#1 - Posted by: USS Jimmy Carter Attack Submarine on June 3, 2005 09:58 AM

You kick more than a little bit of ass, dude.

#2 - Posted by: chaika on June 3, 2005 09:59 AM

Happy Birthday you great FrankJ!

#3 - Posted by: Jack12 on June 3, 2005 10:00 AM

It is my intention to go play video games for several hours.

#4 - Posted by: Chris D on June 3, 2005 10:01 AM

Hey old man. Congrats, now just dont die on us before tomorrow because then we would be celbrating for nothing. Happy B-day

#5 - Posted by: AJ on June 3, 2005 10:04 AM

Happy Birthday!

#6 - Posted by: oddybobo on June 3, 2005 10:30 AM

By Vietnam standards you've reached the undraftable age, Frank J.

A few drafts of Guinness are in order. I'll do my part.

#7 - Posted by: McWert Deglieb on June 3, 2005 10:42 AM

Happy Birthday, O Venerable One!

#8 - Posted by: aelfheld on June 3, 2005 10:46 AM

So FrankJ how long after your born on date befor you go bad? Or has that day already been reached and now you are the less than fresh FrankJ?

#9 - Posted by: Phat Tony on June 3, 2005 11:04 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANK! WE WILL HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU WHEN WE SEE YOU! WHICH WILL BE VERY VERY SOON! from your future mother-in-law and pappy.

#10 - Posted by: Bikermmommy on June 3, 2005 11:07 AM

Happy Birthday! Me 'n the other evil Republicans are dishonestly working hard at our dishonest jobs making dishonest livings so that we may continue to pay homage to the blogododecahedron overlord Frank J.! Bwaaaahh HAAA HAAA!

#11 - Posted by: Plea Deal on June 3, 2005 11:09 AM

Happy 26th! So how old is that in monkey years?

#12 - Posted by: RandyM on June 3, 2005 11:24 AM

Happy birthday, Frank, you funny man.

#13 - Posted by: Ann on June 3, 2005 11:47 AM

Wow, big man 26. Yip yip yip yip yahoo. So, will there be a huge bash at the local Chuck-E-Cheese?

Seriously, I've held grudges for more than 26 years.

Anyhoo, many happy returns, and keep on shining you crazy diamond.

#14 - Posted by: Exile on June 3, 2005 12:05 PM

26 already?? Why I remember when you were just a young pup of 23! My how time flies when you're sitting in front of your computer waiting for more funny! Happy Birthday Frank!!

#15 - Posted by: jonag on June 3, 2005 12:09 PM

Happy Birthday Frank.

#16 - Posted by: JoshG on June 3, 2005 12:16 PM

Happy Birthday, FrankJ!

#17 - Posted by: Josh Persons on June 3, 2005 12:20 PM

Happy 26th.
Heck, I’ve got shirts older than you.

#18 - Posted by: Pete on June 3, 2005 12:54 PM

Happy birthday, Frank. I bought a new t-shirt (no, not yours!!) (Just kidding, of course it was yours) in honor of your birthday. Many happy returns!

#19 - Posted by: Mountain Mama on June 3, 2005 02:24 PM

happy birthday frankj. I'll sip some brew to you tonight.

#20 - Posted by: samuraicrown on June 3, 2005 03:13 PM

happy happy birthday big guy!

#21 - Posted by: Laura on June 3, 2005 03:24 PM

Yay Frank J.!

(yes, I'm bad at writing this sort of stuff.)

#22 - Posted by: Francesco Poli on June 3, 2005 04:13 PM

Happy Birthday Frank! Your are the reason I use the internet every day. You and Kim Du Toit.

#23 - Posted by: Mr. Blue on June 3, 2005 05:39 PM

Happy Birthday FrankJ! Here's to many, many more!

#24 - Posted by: Leuthen on June 3, 2005 06:09 PM

I wonder if all the innocent children who died in gun-related crimes this year had happy birthdays.

#25 - Posted by: Liberal Larry on June 3, 2005 06:31 PM

LL

Of course they had happy birthdays.

Unless they got shot on their birthdays.

#26 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on June 3, 2005 06:45 PM

Happy Birthday Frank J.


If you were born 2 days later your B-Day would have been on D-Day.

#27 - Posted by: andye on June 3, 2005 08:34 PM

Happy birthday.

You are an inpiration to me, even though you are a pup.

I have underwear older than you.

Hope your birthday and wedding both rock!!!

Keep being honorable...

#28 - Posted by: jimmyb on June 3, 2005 10:43 PM

(BURSTS OUT OF CAKE A LA MARILYN MONROE)

Happy birthday.....
Frank J.....

#29 - Posted by: Damian G. on June 3, 2005 10:50 PM

Awesome! Have a happy, Frank...

Just for you... here is my favorite birthday card. Enjoy!

#30 - Posted by: songstress7 on June 4, 2005 11:50 AM

Holy crap! Frank J. and I share a birthday!

-just turned 29 yesterday!- :D

Happy Burpday!

#31 - Posted by: ZK on June 4, 2005 02:00 PM
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