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June 08, 2005
Now We Know
Posted by Frank J. at 08:32 AM | View blog reactions | Comments (26)

"Senator Kerry, you finally released your military records. How did it go?"


"The worst day of my life, what do you think? Ugh! Idiot!"

Man, just think if that was released during the campaign:

I'm President George Bush, and I approve this photo.

Not only did I do marginally better than my opponent in college, but girls did not run away screaming when they saw me.

Rating: 0.5/5 (1 vote cast)

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26 Responses To "Now We Know"

FIRST!

#1 - Posted by: Gregg on June 8, 2005 08:37 AM

Kerry looks like a serial killer!

#2 - Posted by: jimmyb on June 8, 2005 08:37 AM

All that talk about Kerry looking french and then I see this picture and realize that he looks more like a body double for Herman Munster. Maybe the droopey eyes are from spending too much time with Jane Fonda smoking it up for the poor communists of Vietnam.

#3 - Posted by: Phat Tony on June 8, 2005 08:45 AM

Just by the looks of that picture I bet Kerry was beaten on a daily basis just for fun... Or maybe he was the bell ringer at Notre Dame... He does look french... One thing is certain, his hands were slapped many times with a ruler for trying to eat the urinal cakes at college

#4 - Posted by: Lee H on June 8, 2005 09:26 AM

I would have released my school grades, military records and the size of my itty bitty penis before I would have released THAT PICTURE! Gack.

#5 - Posted by: Bikermommy on June 8, 2005 09:44 AM

oh...and President Bush was cute even back then.

#6 - Posted by: Bikermommy on June 8, 2005 09:45 AM

eeeeeeesh!
Why, why do people vote for Kerry here is Massachusetts?
I just don't get it.

hey, hey!
ho, ho!
Kennedy & Kerry have to go!

#7 - Posted by: Laura on June 8, 2005 01:20 PM

He makes fun of Bush's grades, alcohol addiction and speech, can someone please ask him to look in a freaking mirror?? I am going to have nightmares about John Kerry's face for days.

#8 - Posted by: Oddybobo on June 8, 2005 03:05 PM

Wow, President Bush was a real hottie back in the day (except the uni brow which is obviously fixable considering it seems to be gone from him now and greatly increases his hotness evan as he ages).

Kerry? I'll have to second the previous "Gack".

Gack.

#9 - Posted by: Uber (not to be confused with goober) on June 8, 2005 04:42 PM

Do be sooo hard on 'im. They just caught him in the middle of saying "Cheeeesee". Of course he asked why type of cheese, thereby annoying the photographer. Don't piss off a photographer or you'll get what you observe above.

#10 - Posted by: Scotty on June 8, 2005 05:31 PM

I suddenly have this urge to gather up the towns people with pitchforks and torches. It's aliiiiiiiiiiiive!

#11 - Posted by: xtremerightwing on June 8, 2005 06:33 PM

Kerry's a greasy fairy and he reminds me of my haughty New England ex.

And George Bush is a hottie whether I agree with him all the time or not ;-)

#12 - Posted by: Suzanne on June 8, 2005 07:59 PM

Kerry looks like a nasty greasy fairy and he reminds me of my haughty New England ex.

And George Bush is a hottie whether I agree with him all the time or not ;-)

#13 - Posted by: Suzanne on June 8, 2005 08:00 PM

Bikermommy, LOL!!!!

See the cute guy in the lower picture?..... That's MY President. Yup, he's a cutie indeedy! Hubba!

#14 - Posted by: jonag on June 8, 2005 11:43 PM

Let's make fun of the way a presidential candidate who already lost looks because we're fucking retarded and can't let go.

#15 - Posted by: jimi on June 9, 2005 12:16 AM

Even the retarded will have more fun than one who believes he can let go of something he hasn't got.

#16 - Posted by: contessaacarara on June 9, 2005 03:15 AM

Quote Jimi: "Let's make fun of the way a presidential candidate who already lost looks because we're fucking retarded and can't let go."

No, it's because Kerry is like one of those punching toys you got as a kid. You punch it and it just keeps coming back up asking for more. And it's just sooooo much fun to knock it down again... Too bad when you were a kid you forgot to punch it again and it hit you in the head, causing massive brain damage.

#17 - Posted by: UZI4U on June 9, 2005 03:18 AM

I think Jimi may not like his taste in men riduculed.

#18 - Posted by: xtremerightwing on June 9, 2005 06:08 PM

you guys continue to amaze me. you're like ann coulter wannabees, questioning my intelligence (and sexuality) for no reason.

I didn't support Kerry during the election (not that it would have made any difference because I was 17 at the time) because I think, as you likely do, that he said anything he would to get elected - that he was, in short, a politician. It seems people have gotten tired of pointing that out and degenerate into highschoolish mockery about his looks. That's all I was trying to say.

#19 - Posted by: jimi on June 9, 2005 07:19 PM

jimi,
You will note I have not questioned your sexuality, your intelligence, or your taste in men.

But no reason? The reason is FUN!!!

And certainly, there is nothing wrong with aspiring to Ann Coulter's wit.

Finally,

HOLY SMOKES!!! LOOK AT HIS PICTURE!!!

#20 - Posted by: jimmyb on June 9, 2005 09:38 PM

Jimi can't see why calling people fucking retards would result in an equally offensive response. Is this type of sensitivity what comes out of hich schools now?

If you're not a democrat Jimi you sure can whine with the best of them!

I would think a worldly man of 17 or 18 such as Jimi could handle it...unless his taste in men really was insulted and he's not comfortable admitting it.

#21 - Posted by: John on June 9, 2005 11:14 PM

Are we being lectured on maturity by a guy who calls people "retarded"?

Just checking.

#22 - Posted by: Ofc. Krupke on June 10, 2005 03:36 AM

"It seems people have gotten tired of pointing that [his gooberishness] out and degenerate into highschoolish mockery about his [hideousness]looks"
=
My appearance is as hideous, perhaps even more so, than John Kerry and I need everyone to stop bringing his extreme hideousness to the foreground so that I can feel better about me.


Sorry Jimi, but that photo of Kerry has got to be just about the most hideous mugs I've ever seen. I mean, even that freak Marilyn Manson doesn't creep me out as much as that photo of John Kerry. Close, but not quite. Maybe because Manson is right out there with what a creepy freak he is and that photo of Kerry just got caught showing his true creepy assed self there for a moment.


#23 - Posted by: Uber (not to be confused with goober) on June 10, 2005 04:34 AM

your superior logic shames me. i was afraid there wouldn't be a point in saying anything. i'm out. have fun hating.

#24 - Posted by: jimi on June 10, 2005 10:03 PM

Ok.
Now I am questioning your sexuality, your intelligence, and your taste in men.

We do not hate.

Just a strong dislike.

And most of us pray for the people like you that hate us.

You're a tard, jimi.

But bless you, anyway. Really.

Signed,

jimmyb (not to be confused with jimi the communist tard).

#25 - Posted by: jimmyb on June 11, 2005 05:50 PM

"not to be confused with jimi the communist tard"

LMAO jimmyb

You know, you should really copyright that and turn it into a comic strip or song or the likes. If it's visual, make it into a likeness of Che or put one of those Che hats on a likeness of Kerry.

eeeeeh, even more creepy....Kerry with a berret. Forget, I'm going home to ajax that thought from my mind.

#26 - Posted by: zardoz on June 14, 2005 06:59 PM
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