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June 08, 2005
Top Secret Information!!
Posted by RightWingDuck at 09:40 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (20)

In Lodi, California, a father and son were arrested. The son had spent a summer in a terrorist training camp in Pakistan.

IMAO has obtained exclusive "real news" stuff. (Fake but accurate)

Here for your viewing is the key piece of evidence found by the FBI. A letter sent home by the son.

For some reason, it makes me sing a little tune in my head.

*******


Hello papa, hello momma
Here I am at Camp Osama
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun when we start training

We went hiking. O’ man o’ man
covered half of Pakistan
You remember Al Zarqawi
We made explosives. He went “Powee.”

They want us to kill all the invaders
And they want us to be haters
And the imam he does teach us
kill everyone who says that he loves Jesus.

How I don't want this should scare ya
But the Feds, might be near ya
You remember El Al-Line
He hacked into the Feds online.

Take me home, dearest Momma
I think I’m done here at Osama
Don't leave me out where I’ll be seen
And get picked off by a Marine
Take me home I promise I will not make noise
Or mess the house with sharp edged toys.
Oh please don't make me stay
I've been here one whole day.

Dearest faddah, darling muddah,
How's my precious little bruddah
Let me come home, if you miss me
I would even let the Jewish neighbor hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, please don’t rush.
We have new targets pics of Bush
This can make our shooting better
Muddah, faddah kindly disregard this letter.

**

See. Never let it be said that we just stand around making up stupid stuff.


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20 Responses To "Top Secret Information!!"

Stupid terrorists!
(First!)

#1 - Posted by: jimmyb on June 8, 2005 09:50 PM

Other than that Bush and rush don't rhyme, I must say, brilliant.

Although I do generally like Bush and Rush (Limbaugh)...

Of course, one must be old enough to remember the original song for the fully funny effect.

Excellent, Ducky!

4 out of 4 quacks.

#2 - Posted by: jimmyb on June 8, 2005 09:54 PM

Bush. Rush? What's wrong with that?
They sound exactly alike. Oh, that's right. You guys are all AMERICANS.

Damn accent.

#3 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on June 8, 2005 09:57 PM

RWD,

You're killin' me! LOL!!

(Beer in nose = pain).

#4 - Posted by: jimmyb on June 8, 2005 09:59 PM

How old is "old enough," Jimmy?
I know the exact song and picked it up immediately from the first line!

#5 - Posted by: Adam (VRWC Member) on June 8, 2005 10:11 PM

hoot!
holla!
(wild applause)
yeah!
great!
(more applause)
yep, I loved it.

#6 - Posted by: Laura on June 8, 2005 10:11 PM

nice work.

#7 - Posted by: Patriot Xeno on June 8, 2005 10:46 PM

Apparently, Adam (VRWC Member), you are old enough. Sadly, so am I, whereas my college-age daughter is not. Oh, well.

Are you an OFFICIAL member of the VRWC, or a default member, like I am?

If so, how do I become an official member?

I'm already a life NRA member, so I must be close.

#8 - Posted by: jimmyb on June 8, 2005 10:51 PM

Holy crap!
You're only 18 Adam? (Was reading comments in another section).
Wow. I guess you don't need to be that old after all!!!
My bad.
I'm sorry... Stupid brain - It's always messing me up.

#9 - Posted by: jimmyb on June 8, 2005 10:56 PM

If I'm not mistaken, I believe one of the SNL guys (Adam Sandler?) did a version of this song. So, some of the next generation should be familiar with the music - at least.

#10 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on June 8, 2005 10:58 PM

Ahhhh....
Enlightenment.
SNL is usally on to late for me. :(
Now I know. Thanks Ducky!

It's about beddy-by time now...

#11 - Posted by: jimmyb on June 8, 2005 11:03 PM

I hope he developes poison ivy and tomain poisoning!

#12 - Posted by: jonag on June 8, 2005 11:26 PM

I'm always sitting when I make stupid stuff.

#13 - Posted by: Frank J. on June 8, 2005 11:31 PM

BTW, didn't ONE of you notice that I acccidentally wrote Obama instead of Osama?

You bunch of Kennedy Drunkards.

I changed it to Osama.

You may now go back to getting stupid-stuff-faced.

#14 - Posted by: RightWingDuck on June 9, 2005 12:09 AM

Actually I heard the original. I'm just way more cultured than a vast majority of my peers.

I'm pretty much part of the conspiracy because I'm a Right-winger who is willing to fight the leftist power structure from within our country. Even if the "culture war" turns hot.
Sort of like FrankJ.'s Know Thy Enemy: Liberals t-shirt. It would be the 6th point, I believe.

#15 - Posted by: Adam (VRWC) on June 9, 2005 02:19 AM

brilliant!

#16 - Posted by: hatless in hattiesburg on June 9, 2005 05:12 AM

There is no wa terrorist camp could be fun. Number 1 there is no girl camp across the lake to sneak into. Number 2 there is probably no lake. I guess it would be cooler if they had an alien named meathead.

#17 - Posted by: Phat Tony on June 9, 2005 07:43 AM

Scott McCollum should put that to music!

#18 - Posted by: Capt Trevett at the Commons on June 9, 2005 08:00 AM

This is funny. I'm impressed enough that you found a workable rhyme with "Al-Zarqawi".

Powee. Hee hee.

#19 - Posted by: Ofc. Krupke on June 10, 2005 03:31 AM

Funny, maybe, TOO funny.

#20 - Posted by: spacemonkey on June 11, 2005 04:11 AM
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