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June 10, 2005
Issue 25 - This Is Your Ocean on Drugs
It's your favorite man - AQUAMAN!!! It's time to tell you all about my great adventures in DC Comics. I assume most of you are reading them, not being able to get enough Aquaman, but, in case some are so fool as to miss out on the tales of the world's greatest superhero, I'll brief you on some here. I'll start with issue number 25 in the current series (the February '05 issue). Part of San Diego has fallen underwater and become Sub Diego. Thanks to my idiot friend Geist, many citizens are now gill-breathers. You'd think I'd be upset that there are now tons of people who can breathe underwater like me, but none of them can return to the surface. Ha! Plus, they can't talk to fish. Anyway, as the citizens now under my protection get used to their thrilling new way of life (there is nothing more thrilling than the sea), someone tries to upset things my introducing drugs to my ocean! MY OCEAN! Here's the cover marking the beginning of a new series of adventures for me, Aquaman:
Here are some pages from this epic story:
You'll have to buy the full issue to see it all. I'll be back soon with samples from the next issue. This is Aquaman, signing off. 22 Responses To "Issue 25 - This Is Your Ocean on Drugs"
jimmyb... It just made me mad i wasn't first. I am never first. @#&%! #4 - Posted by: Tyler D. on June 10, 2005 12:27 PMTyler D. Sorry about that. Your not going to dispense me with .45 Caliber Justice, are you? :) (Nice site, by the way.) Auqafag trashing hobos?? I wonder if he has a thing for puppy smoothies?? Hmmmmmmm... indeed #6 - Posted by: Crash on June 10, 2005 02:13 PMI thought I knew everything there was to know about comic book nerds. Guess I was way wrong... #7 - Posted by: JMK on June 10, 2005 02:37 PMWell TylerD, good to see some one else is from Hville AL. Going to UAH? #9 - Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony on June 10, 2005 03:23 PMDr. Phat Tony: Calhoun for the summer then UAH this fall. JimmyB: Thanks. #10 - Posted by: Tyler D. on June 10, 2005 03:55 PMOh no you dih'nt! Why not add aquaman to the podcasts? He could jump in between each major segment, tying the whole show together with an "adventure". #12 - Posted by: TAZZ on June 10, 2005 04:20 PMAquaman watch out. You're beating up Democratic multiple voters. You're gonna get Hillary and Babs Boxer on your butt. #13 - Posted by: ptownmatt on June 10, 2005 04:21 PMThat's a stunning shade of bitch that you are wearing Aquaweenie! #14 - Posted by: USS Jimmy Carter Attack Submarine on June 10, 2005 06:52 PMI've got a better idea! OOH!! Aquaman is my hero! Wait to leave the chick in trouble and run (or swim) for safety. That's my style.
Oops, that was supposed to say "Way to leave..." #17 - Posted by: karanadon137 on June 11, 2005 04:29 PMHow would you fit a comic book work in a podcast? Groups of whales ARE called pods, though, so I guess he could join. And, if Aquaman joins the podcasters, will there be an all-penguin issue for Glenn Reynolds? #18 - Posted by: Aurelius on June 11, 2005 08:56 PM"Don't know if I can fight them all" *I* don't know if he can fight *at all*, #19 - Posted by: ky on June 12, 2005 03:08 AMHa ha, homeless people are lazy and selfish! You are so right in your assessment in people who are unfortunate and schizophrenic! Why I just got over my acute psychological disorder the other day and now I'm a successful lawyer. #20 - Posted by: Oasis on June 13, 2005 04:11 AMOf course not all of them are Oasis. Oh, so we're making generalizations to be funny? Okay! White people smell like wet dogs! You're right, it IS funny. My god, conservatives are the BEST people to get my humor fix from. #22 - Posted by: Oasis on June 16, 2005 10:50 PMPost a comment
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