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June 11, 2005
Goon Squad: Point of Clarification
When Spacemonkey says you need to vote for the IMAO podcast or the IMAO Goon Squad will get you, you're probably thinking, "Oh, it's just a bunch of large, heavily-muscled men who'll beat the crap out of me. I'm not afraid of pain" We at IMAO know that. But we also know that you have... other fears. Deeper, more primordial fears. And we're not above using that to our advantage, as you can see in the extended entry...
Vote for the IMAO podcast or the IMAO Goon Squad will get you. 24 Responses To "Goon Squad: Point of Clarification"
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! Vote early, vote often, that's what I say!!! Please spare me, oh Great Harvey!!!! #1 - Posted by: jimmyb on June 11, 2005 01:01 PMLOL!!!! #3 - Posted by: JMK on June 11, 2005 01:23 PMI live in Texas. We stop people dressed like that at the border. Unless they're state legislators. Then it's required. #4 - Posted by: aelfheld on June 11, 2005 01:26 PMOK harvey , tel the nice people, And yes it is quite scary. On several levels. Thanks #5 - Posted by: spacemonkey on June 11, 2005 01:27 PMI sure hope those aren't the slutty chearleaders. If they are than I can understand why they passed a law against them. #6 - Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony on June 11, 2005 01:41 PMSpacemonkey - ok, that's not any of us. Until Kevin gets ahold of that pic & photoshops us as the IMAO Goon Squad Reserves :-) #7 - Posted by: Harvey on June 11, 2005 01:48 PMO M G I already voted, why am I being punished with such images?! Or, was this just a teaser and there's more? lol Dr. Phat Tony, you cracka me up! #8 - Posted by: JJ on June 11, 2005 02:14 PMVoted I should also note that the spam stopping number system gave me a 666, are there dead puppies lurking about? #9 - Posted by: Elliott on June 11, 2005 03:45 PMblast you! your threats of unleashing those poofster goon squad members convinced me to vote. you rebel scum! #10 - Posted by: fluke_boy on June 11, 2005 11:35 PMBy the looks of the guys(I use the term very luuuclay) the goon squad appears to be of military age. So why have you not signed up for service in Iraq? Oh thats right you all mimic everything your Glorious Leader did. Like letting others fight and die for the very things you espouse. Frank and George 2 pussies in a pod. By AAATRUTH shooting down Facsist Planes since 2003. #11 - Posted by: AAATRUTH on June 12, 2005 12:05 AMAAATRUTH Your absolutely stupid statements are less than tiring at this point. Because you obviously don't read this site, I'm not even going to go into the military service thing. OK, after re-reading once again, I'll only say this. Only post to this site either 1 - after you've entered puberty, or 2 - once you rectify your cranial-rectal inversion problem. Yes I realize whoever the hell that was will most likely never read my response, but I felt the need to vent. Besides, I like playing with trolls, they have cute hair! OH, and for the reason I even clicked on the response button, I voted albeit with a stupid response. I was busy and didn't have time for anything more involved. Sorry 'bout that FrankJ.! #12 - Posted by: Leuthen on June 12, 2005 01:22 AMA better question AAATruth, would be, why aren't you over there in protest, nothing but a sign and a rhyme between you and a tank? Surely you don't mimic YOUR leaders by just sitting around whining aboot everything from the safety of your own pathetic little world. Do you too have an alternate plan like your leaders? On your website perhaps? A plan so grand and top secret that only American's with a pc can know what it is and that details which differ from the Bush admin plan must be in thuper thpecial invithible code? Hahaha That is all. #13 - Posted by: Uber (not to be confused with goober) on June 12, 2005 10:19 AMAAA - the person who posted this (me) has 6 years of Naval service under his belt (1985-1991) and made 2 trips to the Gulf region during that time. Go ahead & Google "Operation Praying Mantis". What's YOUR street cred? #14 - Posted by: Harvey on June 12, 2005 12:03 PMHarvey, Thank you for your sevice. We will never forget it. #15 - Posted by: jimmyb on June 12, 2005 12:41 PMMan, and to think that 3yrs and 17weeks that I was wearing BDUs I was serving my country. I wonder where that DD214 I have came from. So tell me AAA (arrogant a**holes anonymous), where is your proof of service other than to yourself? #16 - Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony on June 12, 2005 01:44 PMjimmyb - thanks for being an American worth defending. Tony - Ya know, I heard that - in addition to his right hand - AAA *did* service some sheep once. #17 - Posted by: Harvey on June 12, 2005 04:46 PMAAAHH! MY EYES!!! I already voted dangit! #18 - Posted by: Adam (VRWC Member) on June 12, 2005 07:34 PMI'm still waiting to see the goon squad spanking FrankJ in a toga. #20 - Posted by: Elliott on June 13, 2005 01:38 AMCan I be on the goon squad? I can swing a mean bag of doorknobs. #21 - Posted by: JoshG on June 13, 2005 09:51 AMEgads!!! WTF was that? *shakes fist* D*mnit Harvey, now I need a new keyboard(I spewed Mt Dew on this one)! BTW- thanks to all of the veterans on this blog. #22 - Posted by: Good Ol Boy on June 13, 2005 02:24 PMquote -- By the looks of the guys(I use the term very luuuclay) the goon squad appears to be of military age. So why have you not signed up for service in Iraq? Oh thats right you all mimic everything your Glorious Leader did. Like letting others fight and die for the very things you espouse. Frank and George 2 pussies in a pod. By AAATRUTH shooting down Facsist Planes since 2003. --quote The reason they're not in Iraq is because they're our secret weapon to getting the prisoners at Gitmo to crack. ;) #23 - Posted by: retired1af on June 14, 2005 10:52 PM"The reason they're not in Iraq is because they're our secret weapon to getting the prisoners at Gitmo to crack." It's no secret, that would do it! #24 - Posted by: Tank Gunner on June 15, 2005 12:45 AMPost a comment
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