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June 15, 2005
A Tenderly Dedicated Poetical Ode to the Peculiar and Unpredictable Nuances of Political Speech as Occasionally Put Forth by the Former Governor of Vermont and Current DNC Chair, Howard Dean
(A Precision Guided Humor Assignment) Howard Dean, a man insane "Republicans are filthy hogs! "Lazy! Shiftless! Liars, too! "Torture children! (call it "spanking") "Foul the air! Pollute the skies! Appoint black judges! Women too! "Christian bigots! Muslim haters! "I just want them all to die! 25 Responses To "A Tenderly Dedicated Poetical Ode to the Peculiar and Unpredictable Nuances of Political Speech as Occasionally Put Forth by the Former Governor of Vermont and Current DNC Chair, Howard Dean"
frist #1 - Posted by: Dave on June 15, 2005 07:14 PMThe deafening silence from academia on Howard Dean's comments about the GOP being a white, Christian party betrays once again the real feelings on the part of faculty and students about Republicans. Here's the irony. An overwhelming majority of professors are white male Christians. Talk about your cognitive dissonance. #2 - Posted by: ConservativeAcademic on June 15, 2005 07:27 PMWe didn't start the fiiirre, It's been always burnin' since the world's been turnin'...
- MuscleDaddy #3 - Posted by: MuscleDaddy on June 15, 2005 07:32 PMWow, Harvey! "Christian bigots! Muslim haters! LOL. All I can say is, "Dude!" #4 - Posted by: jimmyb on June 15, 2005 07:49 PMFREAKIN' AWESOME DUUUUDE!! loved it. #5 - Posted by: Yonelly on June 15, 2005 08:04 PMYeah, the "taters" line was my favorite!! It's a work of art Harvey!! #6 - Posted by: jonag on June 15, 2005 08:26 PMNazi Fascist! Kidding. Just following my IMAO podcast training. Freakin' genius!! #7 - Posted by: Toxic Avenger on June 15, 2005 10:46 PMI sang it aloud, but rather tunelessly... I am in awe of your comedic brilliance. And yes, the taters line was the best. #9 - Posted by: Ainsley on June 16, 2005 12:25 AMAwesome! hehe...dumbass cracker #12 - Posted by: Cletus on June 16, 2005 08:28 AMActually, wasn't it the LIBERAL Supreme Court justices who keep the sick from buying grass? I think Scalia and Thomas were dissenters in that recent decision, and rightly so. #13 - Posted by: Z. Tucker on June 16, 2005 09:26 AMSweet fancy Moses!!! Warn a guy before you do that...I've got to clean my desk and keyboard now. Ouch...bubbles in the sinuses. #15 - Posted by: Chuck on June 16, 2005 09:58 AMGollum - "What's 'taters', precious?" Sam - "PO-TAY-TOES!" #16 - Posted by: SicSemperTyrannus on June 16, 2005 10:28 AMRob the Irish of their taters?! Death is too good for him... #17 - Posted by: physics geek on June 16, 2005 10:37 AMHa! Awesome job Harvey, actually had me laughing out loud several times, I'm sure my co-workers think I've gone crazy =) #19 - Posted by: Chris on June 16, 2005 12:34 PMThat was one of the best 2 minutes of my life. #20 - Posted by: Nikole on June 16, 2005 12:37 PMHarvey, Harvey! Yay, Harvey!!!! So, friend, you need to come up with a rhyme for Yeaaaaagggh? Just ask Harvey, he can rhyme it. He can rhyme anything.
Before I die, I WILL rhyme "purple", "silver" and "orange" :-) #23 - Posted by: Harvey on June 16, 2005 06:03 PMThat was hilarious! Keep it up. #24 - Posted by: karanadon137 on June 16, 2005 06:30 PM"Appoint black judges! Women too! You are deadly. Post a comment
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