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June 23, 2005
Manufactured With Pride in the USA
While reading Blackfive, I noticed this: "What Durbin faced [in reaction to his comparison of US troops to Nazis] was the bubbling up from the blogs and the pounding of the drums," said Daou, who first began monitoring the bloggers and feeding them information when he worked for Sen. John Kerry's presidential campaign. "This is a political tool, and it's manufactured outrage, it's feigned outrage, and it's extremely effective."... Yes, it IS extremely effective. Why? Because since 2002, IMAO has consistently manufactured only the highest quality outrage. Accept no inferior substitutes! Made to the most exacting specifications at our state-of-the-art production facilities in Florida, Wisconsin, Alabama, and California, ALL our outrage is 100% American made from the finest pique, fury and indignation. Looking for peevishness, huffs, or hissy-fits? Try France - because you won't find any of that girly crap here. When you shop from the IMAO catalog, you'll find only durable, long-lasting products, such as acrimony, anger, bile, gall, hatred, ire, rage, wrath, and the occasional blood-oath of vengeance. Why settle for petty peevishness when you can have black-hearted murderousness? For all your manufactured outrage needs, think quality. Think IMAO. OR WE'LL STRANGLE YOU DEAD! RARRR! 15 Responses To "Manufactured With Pride in the USA"
This would make an interesting audio clip, as an add for IMAO. #1 - Posted by: Carl on June 23, 2005 05:03 PM*ad #2 - Posted by: on June 23, 2005 05:04 PMI'm so proud to be from Alabama...where rage comes wrapped in black and red, then labeled IMAO. #3 - Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony on June 23, 2005 05:51 PMHell I put that as a Macromedia Flash ad on my blog if you make it #4 - Posted by: BloodSpite on June 23, 2005 06:24 PMAs a proud American union worker (yeah, yeah, shut up, I already heard it all) it is nice to see another fine, fine American made product being promoted. You would certainly never want chintzy Chinese rage. It rattles when you slam the door or drive it over 35 mph... #5 - Posted by: jimmyb on June 23, 2005 06:44 PM"...at our state-of-the-art production facilities in Florida, Wisconsin, Alabama, and California, and the seven seas,.." you left out Aquaman. or is he not an American? right. I didn't think about that. yes, all I do is make Aquaman jokes. #6 - Posted by: macstansbury on June 23, 2005 07:09 PMAs a Floridian, I am proud to contribute to the rage factor against liberals and their cooky ideas. #7 - Posted by: Clay on June 23, 2005 07:28 PMAnd like a true american company we imported labor (right wing duck)from mexico so we wouldn't have to pay so much for a quality product. #8 - Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony on June 23, 2005 07:35 PMAnd occasionally IMAO produces PMS fueled ire, commonly referred to as femirage. Watch out! #9 - Posted by: jonag on June 23, 2005 08:15 PMI think someone is being pathetically elitist toward Durbin. Like the poor slow witted imbecile isn't quite capable of royally pissing Americans off all by hims wittle self. Though I am not ordinarily enraged by the offensive comments of the mentally challenged, "most" of them are not given the opportunity of making public asses of themselves through slandering the U.S. Military via the United States Senate. #10 - Posted by: Uber on June 23, 2005 10:39 PMHarvey, that's just plain funny. Frank thinks he's the only funny one here. Black-hearted murderousness (heh) #11 - Posted by: Brian on June 23, 2005 11:26 PMFrank's on vacation, but he's letting the crew use the IMAO humorizing machine in his absence. I promise to start sucking again as soon as he comes back :-) #12 - Posted by: Harvey on June 23, 2005 11:36 PMLOL jonag! Excellent word play. You had me laughing from the word “the” #14 - Posted by: Pete on June 24, 2005 11:24 AMHello, this is Lily. I am not a member of the Montana Milita, but I play one on this blog and I am here to tell you that 9 out of 10 Milita members who can read turn to IMAO for all their murderous rage building needs. No one produces a frothing fit like Frank J. and the fine, God Fearin' folks at IMAO located in the good ole U.S. of A. Whether you hate Dirty Hippies, Sinister Ninjas, Pagan Liberals, Evil Monkeys or everything in general, the dedicated staff at IMAO will have you in a white-hot fury in less time than it takes to blend a puppy. So don't delay. See IMAO and let their friendly staff assist you in manufacturing the ire of your dreams. If you don't You WILL Be Sorry.
#15 - Posted by: Lily on June 24, 2005 01:50 PM Post a comment
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