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June 29, 2005
In Search of Funny
Man, I haven't written anything funny today. I guess I would have something if I had been following the news... but I ain't been following the news. So I'm just here panicking going, "I gotta write something funny!" To which I reply, Then write something funny. "But I can't think of anything!" So just write something about Chomps biting someone or Buck killing foreigners; that's always enough to placate the rubes. "No, I want something brilliant and funny, or otherwise my readers will go read some other blog... and I hate it when people read other blogs!" Well, I'm not bailing you out of this one, bucko. You make your own humor. Do a top ten list or something. Those are easy. "About what?" Check what's on the frontpage of CNN.com for an idea. "'U.S. copter came under fire before crash'... I don't think there's anything funny about that." "Top Ten Things Not to Do While in a Copter Under Fire" Number 10: Play "Guess Who" with the pilot. "That's just sick." You asked for my help... "And you just scared all the funny out of me." Hey, I got a fun idea: Let's see how many racial slurs we can name! "Go away." That's your problem, bucko; you're scared of living on the edge. Now, if you let me free to write on IMAO, there'd be so much controversy that... "No way. I don't want that trouble." Fine. Can we at least get some coffee? "Yeah, sure." 5 Responses To "In Search of Funny"
I am on a "first" spree! #1 - Posted by: hail to the chief on June 29, 2005 02:46 PMMy first comment is a first! #2 - Posted by: nickfinity on June 29, 2005 02:47 PMOk, so maybe not.....so close. #3 - Posted by: nickfinity on June 29, 2005 02:48 PMIn the immortal words of Curly Howard Fool! A titanic showdown occurs between the ever violent Sec. Of War and the corpulent conveyor of defeatism the senior senator of Massachusits, with a score of generals and lesser democrats on the side, and you let it slip through your fingers? Did you not witness Hillary, upon Ted's imminant defeat, throw her staff into a hillside and use her magic to make Ted grow into megaKennady? Or Condi's arrival with MechaRumsfeld to aid the beleagured Power Rumsfeld? To think that such a jucy confrontation escaped you disheartens me grately. #5 - Posted by: Brian on June 29, 2005 03:16 PMPost a comment
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