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July 19, 2005
Happy Birthday, IMAO T-Shirt Babe!
Everyone go say happy birthday to SarahK (who is turning 29 despite evil rumors to the contrary). Mancow on FOX News had to upset her, though, by ruining the ending to the new Harry Potter book for her. MANCOW!!! ::shakes fist:: Anyway, SarahK is super sweet, so everyone be nice to her or I'll murder you. 14 Responses To "Happy Birthday, IMAO T-Shirt Babe!"
Let me be th first (?) to wish SarahK a very happy birthday and a prosperous 29th year, you rule! #1 - Posted by: gh_geek on July 19, 2005 09:51 AMWell then, so I'm not murdered in the near future, Happy 29th SarahK #2 - Posted by: fmragtops on July 19, 2005 09:58 AMHappy birthday SarahK!!! May you enjoy this 29th, and many more 29ths to come!!! (Funny how people stop aging that way... my Home6 has been 39 for a loonng time.) #3 - Posted by: Eagle6 on July 19, 2005 10:25 AMHappy birthday, Sarah! I know you won't have to worry about this for (*ahem*) another year, but turning 30 isn't so bad. I said 2 years ago that turning 30 beats the alternative, and I stand by that statement. So, in closing, happy 30th birthday! I mean, you know, a year from now. ;o) And I hope that this year's birthday is wonderful, too. :o) #5 - Posted by: AWG on July 19, 2005 11:09 AMHappy birthday, SarahK! We all hope you enjoy another year of controlling Frank's evil, evil urges. #6 - Posted by: Steve the Pirate on July 19, 2005 11:47 AMI hope you're planning on taking her somewhere nice tonight Frank. #7 - Posted by: jonag on July 19, 2005 12:24 PMHappy birthday, SarahK! Enjoy! Now, Frank, here are some tips about finding a romantic restaurant. Valet parking is romantic. Drive-through lanes aren't. Wine lists are romantic. Free refills on soft drinks aren't. Waiters and waitresses are romantic. People behind a counter who call out a number when your food is ready aren't. Wooden signs with butterflies, bunches of grapes, etc., are romantic. Illuminated clowns, golden arches, etc., aren't. Carpet is romantic. Concrete covered with peanut shells isn't. A separate section of the menu for appetizers is romantic. "All you can eat for $11.95" isn't. Learn from the experience of a fifty-three-year-old bachelor, not that I'm any more mature than you are. #8 - Posted by: Silicon Valley Jim on July 19, 2005 12:42 PMHappy Birthday SarahK. Will there be any pictures of you in your birthday suit? #9 - Posted by: Ron on July 19, 2005 01:07 PMcareful Ron I think that comment may negate Frank's promise to not kill you for wishing her a happy birthday. He probably won't do it himself but I would expect RWD to appear at your door with a switchblade sometime in the near future. Just put your head down and run if you hear any latinos around you say "I'll cut you man" #10 - Posted by: gh_geek on July 19, 2005 02:13 PMHappy Birthday, SarahK. You're almost 3 months younger than my middle daughter, SarahS. Damn, I feel old now. Elizabeth That's OK gh_geek, Having a tough day at work and was trying to commit suicide via birthday greetings. Plus, I just couldn't resist. Well, I could have, but I didn't. #12 - Posted by: Ron Rockstar on July 19, 2005 03:44 PMHappy Birthday to my future sister-in-law! Love, Mancow ruined the secret to the movie "The Sixth Sense" before I saw it. I know how SarahK feels, I hate him too. Happy birthday anyway... #14 - Posted by: JMK on July 19, 2005 10:31 PMPost a comment
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