How about at my place, in Vermont, on August 6th?

"We expect more out of our elected officials than people like me."

I can't decide if I should laugh or cry...

I like Jack12's idea. Let's have some practice parties so that the real Mecca party goes down without a hitch. We could have the last practice party in Paris or Saudi Arabia.

Hey, can I DJ the party? I'm not a DJ, but I would ensure that only violent, profane, aggressive music would be played. Though slow ballads would be good to help promote blatant, exhibitionist sex right on their holy ground, I think the quality of sex would be greatly improved if done to Spit It Out by Slipknot, or Bodies by Drowning Pool, or This Love by Pantera. I'm happy to contribute anyway I can.

I thought you were in Melbourne?

When is the kegger? I am in, sometime in the month of August.

Level Mecca and salt the earth so nothing ever grows there again. "Religion of Peace" my incredibly muscular butt. I enjoy a kegger as much as the next guy, but centuries of radiation is the only thing the savage terrorist camel screwers will understand.

When will politicians learn that in order to get away with saying something stoopid (other than being a Democrat) is to write it on a blog?

I say we have the party in the South, preferably Alabama/Mississippi. After all, we are better at partying, hating terrorists, liking America, and (most importantly) voting Republican.

I must say I come out in favor of Congressman Tancredo's remarks. If you re-read the article, you'll see he never really directly threatened to bomb Mecca. He was grappling with a hypothetical situation and his idea to grapple with it was to harken back to the cold war era and suggets we respond to any threats from the muslims the way we responded to them from Russia.

That is to say, it's not like having thousands of nuclear missles pointed at Moscow all those years ever had any effect on the Soviet Union, right?

Riiiiighttt....

The threat of the the use of force can be as strong a deterrent as the actual use of farce sometimes. Or so I hear.
I might have read something to that effect in a fortune cookie.

Anywho,
I also whole-heartedly support the 'frankJ. Kegger for World Peace' as a viable alternative. Just, no whirled peas please.

BLove, I couldn't have said it better myself. How bout we have the keggar in New Orleans, the get drunk and act a straight donkey (

oops...That last post was supposed to read:

BLove, I couldn't have said it better myself. How bout we have the keggar in New Orleans, the get drunk and act a straight donkey (another example of ebonics gone bad) capital of the world.

we should build a huge teakettle on top of the Kaaba (that big black rock).

plastic cups smelling of Coors Light

No, a real kegger would feature a REAL beer like Yuengling Lager, Guinness, Sam Adams or Anchor Steam, not some watered down girlie beer.

Apparently you've never had the pleasure of attending the annual Fuck Al Qaeda BBQ in Monroe, Washington, an orgy of booze, BBQ'd pork and porn. When you ask? Why, September 11, of course.

Since somebody already mentioned serving pork at the kegger, I'll try something a bit more substantial.

The terrorists allegedly want us out of the Middle East, right? They kill innocent people because we have troops there. So, every time somebody dies or is wounded in a terrorist attack, we send in another 100 troops for each of the killed or wounded. If they have any brains at all -- which is obviously open to vigorous debate -- they'll figure out pretty quickly the whole terrorist thing isn't getting them any closer to their goal. Quite the opposite in fact.

We'll have to figure out some kind of carrot to go along with the stick, like maybe pulling out 100 troops for every time they turn in weapons and help build a school or something, but the deadline on figuring that part out will be a ways down the road.

...And then we could have a huge sound system set up for music and Mecca would be the totally awesomest party ever!...

Ooooo. Ooooo. Ooooo.

You have just got to play lots and lots of Lynyrd Skynyrd at your party.

Freeeee Birddddd!!

fmragtops,

NOLA would be pretty sweet. I only live about three hours from there. Although, I was thinking more of what we call Pasture Parties, where you can go on someone's pasture (avoiding all cow poo, of course), and set up a firing range featuring the faces of Bin Laden, Saddam, and others. Of course, all shooting will have to be done before being pronounced Ted Kennedy (aka drunk).

Oops, that last post was from me fmragtops. I'm just an idiot that can't remember her name, or where to put it!

This is your best idea yet, Frank.

Might have trouble getting kegs into Mecca, but Dearborn, Michigan is closer and has lots of Muslims.

Bring buckets of pig's blood in case it turns into a rumble.

How about a PIG ROAST with Beer on the side?

Just use the airdrop kegs o'beer that slide out the back of the C-130s (MOAB--Mother Of All Barrels). Do a low drop and roll up a CO2 truck for cooling and fizz. Football and porkrinds, too.

A kegger and a pig roast in Mecca. My face hurts from laughing!! That is the BEST idea. Ever. Can I bring my dogs, too? You know how they like dogs, we can play 'fetch' with the Koran!

Yeah tell me where and when is this party, this is the place we should nuke. U guys are really the worst morons i ever saw. Well i never came to ur country, it may be clear then that i could hardly hear such bullshit anywhere else.
I piss on u fuckers, and on ur president-monkey, viva la revolucion, and kill america

And WHEN (not if) we have the kegger in Mecca, let's be sure to party naked, okay? That will facilitate the wild, animalistic sex after we're sufficiently bombed. Er, blasted. I mean, you know...

Anyway, my point is, I'm too shitfaced to post coherently. Thank you for your time.