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July 19, 2005
IMAO EXCLUSIVE: NEW SCOTUS NOMINEE
Posted by Frank J. at 01:00 PM | View blog reactions | Comments (12)

IMAO EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT IMAO!

President Bush is to announce his Supreme Court nominee at 9pm tonight, but I have just gotten word from a secret source who the President's nominee is.

It's...

Remember that you heard it here first, and I believe I was the only one to even suggest him as a nominee.

Expect harsh responses from Senate Democrats soon...

Rating: 1.3/5 (3 votes cast)

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#1 - Posted by: hail to the chief on July 19, 2005 01:13 PM

Will Hulk Hogan fill the next opening? If so, will there be a lot more violence involved with dissenting opinions?

#2 - Posted by: Jenno on July 19, 2005 01:42 PM

I will only support Hogan if he is the Hulkamania Hogan that defended America and Democracy against Sgt. Slaughter in Wrestlemania 7 - as opposed to NWO Hogan, and any other variation he's had since I stopped watching.

#3 - Posted by: Patriot Xeno on July 19, 2005 01:44 PM

He's Hulkamania Hogan again. I mean,...uh... I don't watch wrestling.
*runs away*

#4 - Posted by: on July 19, 2005 02:14 PM

And the cool thing is he can use his forehead for a gavel.

#5 - Posted by: Toxic Avenger on July 19, 2005 02:18 PM

He's Incredible Hulk Hogan now.

#6 - Posted by: spacemonkey on July 19, 2005 02:19 PM

But will we get the "Clubber Lang" Mr. T, or the "A-Team" Mr. T?

I fell that Clubber-T would be great during the Confirmations (he'll beat the crap out of the Dems till they have heart attacks like Mickey). However, A Team-T better represents traditional American values. He could best defend the Constitution from Jurist Revisions(often w/ a .50 AE or AT-4).

Side note - will he get to ware the bling-bling over the robe? That would be cool...

#7 - Posted by: Eagle6 on July 19, 2005 02:32 PM

It's nice to see Mr. T's working again. The President should appoint that fool Murdock for the next Supreme opening. Hilarity will ensue.

#8 - Posted by: Exile on July 19, 2005 02:46 PM

Wow. You are brilliant.

#9 - Posted by: a_velasquez on July 19, 2005 02:50 PM

finally...a sexy supreme court justice

#10 - Posted by: Pam on July 19, 2005 05:05 PM

I don't know about the A Team T, I remember vaguely that his accuracy is way off. Can we trust some one that can't hit a person with 300 rounds to interpret the constitution.

#11 - Posted by: Dr. Phat Tony on July 20, 2005 05:12 PM

I think the next appointee should be Ric Flair. Seriously, how are the wingnuts going to claim the "Nature Boy" is anti-environment???

#12 - Posted by: guest on July 21, 2005 08:54 PM
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