July 19, 2005
Coming to a store near you . . .
Spud Trooper to go with your Darth Tater . . .

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/spud-trooper-these-are-not-the-toys-youre-looking-for-113052.php
These aren't the fries you're looking for ...
Do, or do not.
There is no fry.